Adriana Lima -- Slitherin' Hot in a Bikini
Supermodel Adriana Lima turned the Miami seashore into a catwalk by rocking a snakeskin bikini on Monday.
It's no Victoria's secret that the 30-year-old is smokin' hot.
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Zack Morris Shirtless!
It's been 18 years since "Saved by the Bell" went off the air, but Mark-Paul Gosselaar proved he can still make the girls at Bayside High swoon by going shirtless on the beach in Orange County this weekend.
Believe it or not, Zack Morris is 37-years-old.
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Dolly Parton Raps ... About Her Gigantic Breasts
For some reason, Dolly Parton decided to bust a RAP during her concert in L.A. this weekend ... inspired by Queen Latifah ... and boobs.
Here's a sample of Dolly's rhymes:
[on the subject of Queen Latifah]
"She's the queen of her own hood ...
but I'm the queen of Dollywood!"
"I don't hip and I don't hop ...
I'd black both eyes with this big top."
"I know the Queen has got 'em too ...
... but she don't work 'em like I do!"
What a way to make a livin'.
Thanks to our friends at ConcertConfessions.com for the footage.
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Ben Affleck's Hairy Situation
Taking a cue from Zac Efron's old 'do, Ben Affleck debuted some new blown out and freshly flat ironed longer locks in Santa Monica this weekend.
It's amazing what a new cut will do to a 38-year-old.
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Bar Refaeli -- Hot Damn!
The only thing hotter than the temperatures on the east coast of the United States ... are these photos of Bar Refaeli lounging around in Italy in her bikini.
Be sure to hydrate.
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Brandi Glanville -- Unreal Housewife of Beverly Hills
Showing off everything Eddie Cibrian gave up, new "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" star Brandi Glanville soaked her sexy divorced curves at the beach in L.A. on Thursday.
Eat your heart out, LeAnn Rimes.
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Jesse Metcalfe -- Topless PDA with a Blonde
Showing off his buff, supple, buxom pecs, Jesse Metcalfe rolled around shirtless with some hot blonde on Venice Beach yesterday.
That's what you call splendor in the grass.
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Italian Model -- Cheeky w/ LaBeouf Lookalike
Italian model Melissa Satta may not be very famous in the U.S., but who cares ... because she still looks amazing in a bikini.
The 25-year-old showed off her gorgeous Italian alps in Sardinia this weekend with a guy who kinda, sorta looks like that dude from "Transformers" who claims he nailed that hot chick from "Transformers" ... what's her name again?
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Joey Lawrence's Body -- Whoa!
Former child star Joey Lawrence flexed his buff and hairless God-given talents on the beach in Hawaii this weekend.
The 35-year-old "Melissa & Joey" star has really blossomed.
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Serena Williams Stomachs the Competition
Wearing a mismatched black and pink bikini, tennis diva Serena Williams cooled her rock hard body in the waters off South Beach this weekend.
The buff 29-year-old brickhouse does not need a lifeguard.
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Spelling Mansion Buyer Shows Off Her Assets
Super rich 22-year-old Formula One heiress Petra Ecclestone did what anyone would do after buying Candy Spelling's mega mansion for $85 million ... she partied on a yacht in St. Tropez this weekend.
The bikini babe likes flaunting her unreal estate.
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Josh Duhamel Serviced by Personal Sweat Attendant
With scorching heat and humidity in New Orleans, super hunk Josh Duhamel had the luxury of a sweat wiper to dry off the perspiration from the back of his neck while on the set of his latest movie with Rosario Dawson on Wednesday.
Who wouldn't kill for that job?
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Sports Grill BUSTING Out 'Canz' for TV
Scanitly clad women slinging wings, burgers, and beer -- got your attention? VH1 must think it will since that's the subject of a new reality show shot at a restaurant ... appropriately called "Canz."
Canz is a Long Island-based sports bar establishment -- but at this joint the bar fare is served by girls in tight black tank tops instead of orange (like that other place).
We're told the show will feature a behind-the-scenes look at what it takes to be a Canz girl (we'll give you two guesses).
It figures to be the breast show ever.
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Blake Griffin Ripped Tide
With a bikini blonde at his side, L.A. Clippers stud Blake Griffin showed off his lean, hairless torso by going topless on the beach in Miami on Thursday.
The 22-year-old has got game.
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Derek Hough -- Lean, Mean Shirtless Dancing Machine
We know what "Dancing with the Stars" pro Derek Hough has been doing during his summer vacation ... working out!
The 26-year-old showed off his pumped up pecs and biceps by going shirtless in L.A. on Wednesday.
Tens across the board.
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GORGEOUS Model Busted for DUI The Sexy Footage
It might be the sexiest DUI arrest ever -- Claudia Jordan's smokeshow friend BUSTED after sideswiping a parked car ... while driving a freaking DeLorean ... and it was all caught on TAPE.
Law enforcement tells TMZ, model SueLyn Medeiros -- we strongly recommend Googling her -- was pulled over last night in Hollywood after colliding with a parked car, and when she opened her DeLorean's gull-wing door, cops caught a "strong odor" of alcohol.
Police administered a field sobriety test -- and Medeiros, who had been driving with Claudia in the car, laughs the entire way through, prancing around barefoot ... needless to say, cops weren't impressed.
Medeiros then blew a .14 -- nearly twice the legal limit in California -- and was placed under arrest.
According to law enforcement, Medeiros bragged incessantly about being a rich model, and was extremely flirtatious with the officers.
Medeiros is still in custody on $45,000 bail. As for the high bail amount, we're told she had an unrelated warrant out for her arrest ... but it's unclear why.