Hot Bodies

Say ALOHA to Steph Curry's champion beach bod ... in all its waxed glory.

Steph's on vacation with the fam in Hawaii ... and Ayesha Curry took this shot of her man hangin' in the sand for National Husband Appreciation Day.

The Golden State Warriors superstar clearly isn't rocking the dad bod yet ... and Ayesha likes what she sees, saying she "can't keep my hands to myself."

Here's tennis star Genie Bouchard in a butt-baring bikini on the beaches of Spain ... blessing all our senses while teaching the common man a lesson ... luck has its limits.

Eugenie just got bounced from the Mallorca Open -- so she hit the sand with her hockey player boyfriend, Jordan Caron.

You know who WASN'T invited? The lucky schmo Genie went on a date with after the infamous Super Bowl bet -- a bet in which Genie agreed to go out with the guy if the Pats came back from that 28-3 deficit.

They did and Genie let the guy (John) take her to a Nets game. Later that night, TMZ Sports got Bouchard saying that date #2 was in the cards -- but that clearly didn't pan out 'cause she's on the beach with Mr. Hardbody.

Gillian Anderson's got another partner opening her files these days ... and sorry, Mulder, these 'X-Files' are strictly boyfriend privileges.

Scully and her bf, Peter Morgan, got steamy sitting poolside in Portofino. She showed off her hard bod in a blue bikini ... which Peter seemed to be fully enjoying. Smart and lucky man.

48-year-old Gillian's moved on from her 'X-Files' days, and now stars on the Starz series "American Gods."

They might wanna rework that title ... "American Goddess" feels a little more appropriate.

Milan Christopher pulled a Kim Kardashian by going full frontal in the next Paper Magazine, and it begs the question ... how does he walk around naked without getting rug burn?

The openly gay ex-"Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood" star landed the spread for the mag, and we got the goods before they hit the paper. They're ... well, big.

Milan tells Paper ... "You know as a male music artist or man in general showing your male genitalia is so taboo in our culture -- but it's ok for Amber Rose, Kim Kardashian, or Rihanna to do it as females."

So, is he bigger than Kim? The black bar points to yes.

Michelle Obama is continuing to move her body even after leaving the White House, and it looks like these days she could take anyone down in arm wrestling.

The former First Lady posted a series of pics from a boot camp over the weekend in Washington D.C. where she and Barack have been living since leaving the White House.

Michelle says the intense workout session is a tradition she started while in the White House and looks like it's still going strong, especially when it comes to her upper body.

One thing's for sure, Michelle and Barack are looking better than ever since leaving the White House.

Brooks Koepka won his first major at the U.S. Open Sunday ... but it's his super hot model girlfriend who's the REAL winner.

Meet 28-year-old Jena Sims -- former Miss Georgia Teen USA -- who joined Koepka to receive his shiny Championship trophy after beating out stars like Rickie Fowler and Hideki Matsuyama.

She's also an aspiring model/actress who was in 'Sharknado' and an episode of "Entourage." And her social media photos are insane.

Here's hoping Koepka keeps winnin' majors ... 'cause we'd love to see some more of Sims.

Congrats!!

Bad news for the rest of us -- Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez are getting even more bronzed and beautiful than they already are.

The couple jetted off to the South of France, and boarded a yacht off Antibes for a day in the sun. J Lo wore a sexy, tiny crochet monokini, and A-Rod wore ... well, who really cares?

He did try some high diving off the deck, but the bigger point is they looked freakin' amazing while soaking up the R&R.

Don't worry, they applied plenty of SPF.

Ever see a chick in a thong knock another chick out on her ass with one punch?!

Well, good news ... it finally happened during a Legends Football League game.

The bad ass with the iron fist is Amanda Hogan -- a defensive back for the Omaha Heart who just got burned for a TD by the Pittsburgh Rebellion.

For some reason, injured Pittsburgh RB Sonia Osselborn -- leg brace and all -- came limping over to get in Hogan's face ... and that's when Hogan unleashed the fury.

The Omaha slugger uncorked a straight right, planting a disoriented Osselborn square on her butt.

It's violence meets sexy meets athleticism.

Johnny Manziel's fiancee, Bre Tiesi, kept her top ON while flaunting her bikini bod in Miami on Wednesday ... but if you thought she was gonna be any less hot, you're Wildin' Out.

Tiesi and her gal pal, Jordan Ozuna, hit the beach in Miami today ... and while they didn't bare all on this trip (unlike her last trip) their threads were still barely there enough to get your pulse racing.

We're not sure why Johnny didn't make the trip this time, but we know this ... it must have been really, really, really important.

Secrets all the way out ... Caroline Wozniacki and San Antonio Spurs player David Lee are now fully public with their relationship and here's the pics of them kissing to prove it.

The two are chillin' out in Italy -- and flaunted their impressive physiques at the pool ... where they also got all kissy with each other in the middle of the water.

Wozniacki has hinted at dating the Spurs star for months -- but now it's out in the open. She even referred to him as "my love."

Yeah, droppin' L-bombs. Serious stuff.

Anyway, enjoy the pics ... they're hot.

Kourtney Kardashian is going where she hasn't really gone before ... hogging the ass spotlight.

Kourt's down in Miami with her kids and some pals, including Hailey Baldwin. She hit the sand at the W Hotel Monday where her butt was on full display in a black bikini.

It's apparent Kourtney has belatedly read the butt manual authored by sisters Kim, Khloe and Kylie, and she's clearly absorbed the content.

For Kourt, there's her bottom and then there's rock bottom, but the latter is reserved for Scott Disick.

Remy Ma stole the show at Hot 97's massive Summer Jam concert at MetLife Stadium .. or at least her boobs did.

Remy came running onstage for her verse of "Lean Back" but only made it a couple of steps before her right boob popped out ... momentarily.

The MC was a total pro though ... keeping on mic, while getting her girls back in line.

We'd say she didn't miss a beat, and she didn't -- but her wardrobe department might want to spend some time shopping for bras.

Case of the Mondays? Here are the Houston Texans cheerleaders partyin' in bikinis to make everything all better!!

The lovely ladies held their 1st Annual HTC Picnic Sunday ... full of chillin', grillin', volleyball killin', and of course, tons of photo ops with pool inflatables.

Seems like there's a friendly competition between HTC and the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders for hottest squad in the NFL ... and we're here for it.

Trust us ... you're gonna want to check out all the hot pics from the epic pool party.

Bella Hadid had the right sized uniform, but oversized equipment, as she took in some French Open action.

Bella rocked a miniskirt in her tight white Nike tennis outfit Saturday at Roland Garros Stadium while watching the Women's Singles Final. Jelena Ostapenko staged a huge comeback to beat Simona Halep.

Serena Williams didn't compete this year -- she's a little bit pregnant in case you haven't heard -- but was on hand to watch this week ... along with celebs like Lindsey Vonn, Hugh Grant, Alexander Skarsgard and Andre Agassi.

Amber Rose bushwhacked Instagram's no-nudity policy and got the photo removed, but it still lives on ... as does her campaign to "bring back the bush."

Amber pushed IG's boundaries late Friday night by posting a bottomless pic of herself ... and it was deleted within 2 hours. It didn't matter though, because her "fire ass feminist post" had already been picked up ... plus she posted on Twitter too.

Rose added a reply to the pic's removal shortly after ... claiming she didn't give a f*** and making her intentions perfectly clear.

First, Ariana Grande brought the love, and now a bunch of naked people on bicycles -- looking like '60s flower children -- are pumping up spirits in Manchester.

On the heels of Ariana's Manchester One Love concert ... the World Naked Bike Ride rolled through the UK city Friday. It's not necessarily the same spectacle as Justin Bieber, Katy Perry and Coldplay onstage -- but it's definitely something to see.