Hot Bodies

Meet Paula Oliveira ... the first transgender trying to win Miss BumBum 2018.

Paula -- who was born Vinicius Oliveira before her sex reassignment surgery 6 years ago -- says she waited 2 years for her paperwork as Paula to finally come through. She's 27 and taking a pretty damn bold stand given Brazil's known for being prejudice against gay and transgender people.

Jen Selter brings out the thirst in all of us -- which is fitting ... 'cause it looks like she's a little thirsty herself.

The famous fitness model was seen poolside in Miami drinking from what appears to be some sort of fancy drink from a giant wine glass -- with lots of straws to suck from.

Kourtney Kardashian's got a contest for you-- try to find the chips and guac in this photo! We'll give you some time.

Kourt's down in Punta de Mita, Mexico vacationing with her bf, Younes Bendjima ... who we applaud for most likely snapping this shot. The mother of 3 is rocking her best barely-there bikini. It is hump day, after all.

She captioned it, "Guac is extra." We guarantee Younes will pay.

Not to start an international incident, but ... who'd ya rather: Mexico Kourtney or France Kourtney?

Your move, Kim!

Kim Kardashian's body always gets ya coming and going ... but this little see-through dress sure kicked things up a notch.

Kim was on the beach flashing her nearly flawless figure Monday in Malibu ... a week after she and Kanye West announced their surrogate gave birth to their third child, Chicago.

Pregnant Kylie Jenner finally showed her face for the first time in nearly 5 months ... 'cause mama-to-be's still gotta bring home the bacon.

Kylie posed in bed with her sisters -- Kim, Khloe, Kendall, and Kourtney -- while rocking their Calvin Klein undies, but she was careful to NOT reveal what everyone's waiting to see.

Obviously, the product shot was a scheduled advertisement, but while all the other sisters showed their lower halves ... Kylie hid her baby bump under a blanket, showing only her bra. Even pregnant Khloe only covered her belly with her hand.

Sorry, Calvin ... mom boobs are all you get from KJ. For now.

Katharine McPhee's idle time looks just as good as her 'Idol' time -- in fact it looks hotter, due to her butt-hugging swimwear in Hawaii.

Kat's on vacation and Thursday she was ready to swing into the weekend ... courtesy of some chill time in a hammock. Her bf, David Foster, wasn't around, but she seemed to be in a deep FaceTime convo with someone. Based on the Blue Steel looks she was flashing ... it could've been David.

Looks like Katherine knows how to work her angles. All of them.

Kim Kardashian throws up the greatest smoke screens.

Kim shared this shot of herself naked in bed, and suddenly nobody's clamoring for her and Kanye West to announce their new baby girl's name.

Less than 72 hours after she was celebrating the arrival of their bundle of joy, Mama KK made sure to remind us she's still the fam's top sex symbol. Besides ... Kylie's on the shelf.

Gotta hand it to Kim -- best snap back ever!

Bonus reminder: Rolls-Royces are really nice too.

Dennis Quaid's not letting age slow him down ... instead, he's hitting a Hawaiian beach with his much younger gf, packing on the PDA, and showing off his ripped 63-year-old bod.

Dennis and model Santa Auzina had nothing but a good time Wednesday on the sand in Kauai -- hugging, kissing in the sand, and hanging with friends.

After a quick makeout sesh ... the couple hit the water for something called SUPsquatching -- which is basically paddleboarding, but with a group of people together on a huge board.

These two love to live life on the edge.

The real Victoria's Secret was exposed in Miami, which is that lingerie works just as well as a bikini on the beach ... maybe better.

VS models Lais Ribeiro and Cindy Bruna were doing a beach photo shoot Wednesday, and passed on the traditional swimwear ... going simply bras and panties instead.

We're sure they didn't get a single complaint from the locals. Besides, a two piece is a two piece, right?

Josephine Skriver found herself at the beach without a standard sexy-as-hell swimsuit, so instead ... she went with the pretty-in-pink lingerie look.

The Victoria's Secret Angel rocked the racy lingerie during a photo shoot near the beach in Miami Wednesday ... and she certainly stood out on some sort of stone slab.

Kim Kardashian's body is snapping back in record time! Ditto for her sense of humor.

Hours after announcing she and Kanye West had a new baby girl -- via surrogate -- Kim posted this ridiculously hot shot of herself with "#momofthree."

Based on her tongue-in-cheek post, we'd say the new mom is in a great mood.

Still no announcement on a name of the new addition to the fam -- but they had a sweet celebration Tuesday, courtesy of a cake delivery from Grandma Kris.

Coco better check with models Melyssa Ford and Esther Baxter among others who TRULY created the big butt movement ... so says former 'Flavor of Love' star Deelishis, who btw counts herself among the booty trailblazers.

You'll recall Coco posted a photo with a long-ass caption ... bragging how 21 years ago she embraced her ass and curves during a time when they were considered fat in the modeling world.

Coco also said she paved the way for thick girls well before the plastic surgery craze. Deelishis says Coco's talking outta her ass because Melyssa (The Game name-dropped her in "Wouldn't Get Far") and Esther (appeared in Kanye, Nelly and Ludacris videos) are the real booty queens.

Deelishis makes no bones about it -- just another white chick trying to steal the thunder.

In a race against a horse, who'd win -- the horse or Chris Pratt?

If you guessed the horse and not the guy who plays Star-Lord in "Guardians of the Galaxy," then you're probably right -- but that didn't stop Pratt from sizing up a horse while filming an extensive workout scene Sunday in LA.

Kate Upton's still bringing the heat ... mid-winter.

Of course, she's famous for her Sports Illustrated swimsuit shoots, but instead ... Kate slipped into lingerie for a shoot this weekend with Yamamay. She posted a bunch of behind the scenes shots -- God bless her -- from her day at the office.

Kate rocked several different pieces -- white, black, blue -- and captioned her pics, "#confidentbeauty."

Ummm, we didn't realize there was any other kind of beauty for Kate Upton ... but okay.

Zayn Malik's now under the watchful eyes of Gigi Hadid ... if that new ink's really her eyes tattooed on his chest.

The former 1D singer celebrated his 25th birthday over the weekend and Gigi posted this video of her BF ... shirtless and bustin' a move. But a closer inspection of his chest (not that we needed an excuse) shows off the new eyes tattoo that looks eerily similar to Gigi's.

Look at 'em side-by-side ... the resemblance is uncanny. Eye think we've got a winner.

Coco's setting the record straight -- she started the butt movement -- no ifs, ands or butts about it. Ya heard, Kim K and Nicki Minaj?

Coco took to Instagram and posted this classic calendar shot of her and boasted how 21 years ago, she shed light on the modeling industry by proudly flaunting her booty during a time "it was considered to be fat in the modeling world."

She said she paved the way for thick girls during the Kate Moss days and well before the plastic surgery craze. Shots fired? Coco also gave shout-outs to J Lo and Anna Nicole Smith for seeing the vision.

Bow down, bitches.