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This aqua aerobics instructor was like -- if you like it you shoulda put a floatie on it -- while performing some of Beyoncé's best dance moves.

But someone needs to tell this guy it's a lot easier to do those moves on dry land.

Good luck finding your moment of zen now ...

Jon Stewart -- whose old job was safely positioned behind a desk, never once attacked by a musclebound thug -- was powerslammed by John Cena last night ... hard.

The former "Daily Show" host appeared on WWE's "Monday Night Raw" where he was confronted by Cena ... who was still pissed at Jon for hitting him with a steel chair at SummerSlam this weekend.

They argued. Cena got mad. And then picked up Stewart ... twirled him around like a rag doll ... and then punished him with his famous finishing move, the Attitude Adjustment.

Fake or definitely fake ... getting thrown to the mat like that has GOT to hurt.

Having fun is just one of those simple bare necessities of life ... and this bear was forgetting about his worries and his strife while he was playing around out in the wild.

Wherever these tourists wandered, wherever they roamed, they couldn't contain their laughter ... watching the adorable grizzly from a really far/safe distance as he rolled down a grassy hill.

This video is definitely one of Old Mother Nature's recipes for a good laugh.

Sitting in a hot sauna after a hard workout is supposed to be relaxing ... but for Nicholas Clayton it turned out to be lot more stress.

The gym staff locked up at 5 PM -- seems pretty early -- and Nicholas obviously thought so too because he was still baking in the sauna when they closed down the gym for the night. He documented the experience on video and posted on Facebook.

Good thing for him, he didn't have to curl up on a yoga mat and wait it out til they opened the next morning ... he finally got in touch with gym management and they were able to get him out.

Standing on high heels is hard enough ... it's nearly impossible to do when you're pregnant and trying to model clothes in a local news studio.

Poor Kelly just couldn't keep her footing during a fashion segment on KCAL 9 last week.

Chris Brown and Lenny Kravitz have something in common ... wardrobe malfunctions.

Brown's One Hell of a Nite tour rolled through Bridgeport, CT last night and while he busted some insane dance moves to "Hit The Quan" ... his pants got the best of him.

CB's jeans split right down the crotch, but luckily -- unlike Kravitz -- Breezy was NOT going commando. The crowd could only gawk at his underwear, and only until Chris went backstage to change his jeans.

Ben Affleck's ex-nanny Christine Ouzounian has a new career option ... playing a caped crusader just like Ben ... the only difference is she'll have to perform her own hardcore stunts in order to get paid.

TMZ has learned porn parody producer and director Axel Braun is offering Christine $1 mil to be in the sequel of "Batman v Superman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody."

It's not just a hit it and quit it scene ... she'd be playing Batwoman, an integral part of the pornline ... she'd have to act for two weeks and do 3 sex scenes.

Deez Nuts already has his first campaign platform -- cheaper airfare!!!

We're kidding, of course ... but it seems Frontier Airlines is getting in on the Nuts movement, offering its passengers 50% off their next flight if they use the promo code ... DEEZNUTS (some restrictions apply).

In case you're out of dee loop ... Deez Nuts is a 15-year-old from Iowa named Brady Olson, who managed to get the Nuts name registered with the Federal Election Commission and is polling at 9%.

This toddler has seen the rain from the window before ... but this is the first time she got to play in the warm summer rain with daddy and her reaction will melt your heart.

Little Harper was all smiles and full of giggles as pops held her in his arms and ran in and out of the warm rain ... but she wasn't satisfied with just one soaking wet stroll and needed another go around.

This guy is gunning for 5 stars every time because he's turning his routine point A to point B rides into a 1, 2 step and a Do-Re-Mi in his car.

Jonathan must be a huge fan of "The Weeknd" 'cause he transformed his Uber ride into a full-on music video for the song "Can't Feel My Face" ... and everyone involved seemed to love it.

Oh, how the Baltimore Ravens have changed -- defensive tackle Brandon Williams' pregame pump up would bring tears to the eyes of Ray Lewis and Alfonso Ribeiro ... for very different reasons.

As our friends at BSO pointed out -- Williams did his best Carlton dance to show his excitement for the upcoming game against the Eagles. Look, we know a 335 pound lineman can celebrate anyway he wants ... but we can't see Lewis letting Brandon psych up the squad with this act.

That WOULD be unusual.

What the heck was the Philadelphia Police Department thinking when they released a video that seems more like a bad trip than an anti-drug PSA?

The PPD must love being the butt of Internet jokes ... 'cause the web is buzzing after they released a PSA featuring an old video from "Saved by the Bell."

They put their photoshop skills on display when they stealthily replaced the face of former NBC chairman, Brandon Tartikoff, with the Philly police commissioner's face in the ad.

Watch the video and see if you can spot the change they made to the original video.

Dogs are a man's best friend ... but this video shows cats may be a baby's best friend.

Blue Collar comedian Ron White has no problem cracking truckstop jokes about whose butt should be ensconced in the Oval Office.

We spotted White out in Beverly Hills and the "Drunk In Public" jokester told us that Kim Kardashian has his vote for president ... ridiculous, right?

Anne Hathaway took a spraying of water to the face courtesy of hubby, Adam Shulman, as the two enjoyed a day in the water in Ibiza.

So do you think he's doing it to be nice, or is it more of a "Billy Madison" situation?

Lady Gaga enjoyed her trip to Lisa Vanderpump's West Hollywood restaurant ... maybe a little too much.

Gaga was leaving Pump Wednesday night with Vanderpump by her side, and she definitely looked a little worse for wear.

And wouldn't you know it ... when it came to getting into her car, Gaga couldn't quite muster up the dexterity it took to step off the curb ... and instead fell in the street like a ton of bricks.

But she shook it off like a champ (or just didn't feel anything) and got into the car on the second try.

By the way ... cool car.