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"Napoleon Dynamite" fans rejoice -- Jon Heder and Efren Ramirez are back together for a sequel ... of sorts.

Napoleon and Pedro's reunion is kinda perfect because they did it for TOTS! But mostly for money ... they're doing a spot for a Burger King product.

It's like 2004 all over again -- awkward and hilarious, but they really should've gotten that fat lard, Tina, to show up.

21 Savage wants a crack at Kylie Jenner ... and also handing out backhanded compliments to Tyga.

Savage and his boys hit up Ace of Diamonds Monday night, and when Kylie's name came up he told our guy EXACTLY what he wants to do with her. More like what he wants to do TO her, actually.

As for Tyga being in the picture -- Savage gave him props ... sarcastically, we think.

T-Raww's officially on notice.

Snoop Dogg was all about the victory trash talk after his Lakers beat up on 2 Chainz's ATL Hawks this weekend ... telling the rapper, "Y'all can't f*** with us!"

The Doggfather made a video in the aftermath of the young Lakers' 109-94 win over the Hawks ... seizing the opportunity to rub it in Tity Boi's face, who had floor seats at the game.

We'd give you some of the quotes here ... but there aren't enough symbols on the keyboard for us to substitute for Snoop's trademark colorful language, so your best bet is just to enjoy the video.

Earmuffs when necessary.

Washington Redkins stars Pierre Garcon and Chris Baker were doing a pretty cool thing Monday night, giving away Thanksgiving turkeys ... when suddenly a HUUUGE Cowboys fan crashed the party!

The woman -- sporting her Dallas Cowboys beanie -- is hilarious ... getting right up in Baker's face and pledging her allegiance to her squad ... adding, "I look forward to seeing you Thursday!"

The video is great -- the woman talks smack, but does it in a playful manner -- while ultimately saying, "For real, thank you baby. Regardless of what team I belong to, I still think you're doing a good thing."

More like Hairy Bradshaw ... right!?!?!

The NFL legend was feelin' all Zoolanderish behind the scenes during the "FOX NFL Sunday" kickoff show ... and showed off his furry physique for an impromptu modeling sesh.

The whole thing was captured on video by co-host Charissa Thompson -- who was clearly impressed by Terry's chest fuzz.

Howie Long ... not so much.

[H/T The Big Lead]

Chelsea Handler absolutely burned Angelina Jolie, Mel Gibson and other saps who've been on the opposite side of the divorce table from Hollywood's Disso Queen ... all in the name of children and charity.

Chelsea intro'd celeb divorce attorney Laura Wasser Thursday night at an event called Gala For The Children, which raised money for A Place Called Home. Stevie Wonder and Gavin Rossdale also performed ... but Chelsea was the standout.

She lists some of Laura's high-profile clients over the years -- and there's a lot -- but her best lines come at the expense of Laura's opponents, and even one of her clients.

Sorry, Angelina.

Justin Bieber was caught with his pants down in Prague, thanks to some out of control fans.

Biebs was leaving a store in the center of the city when someone grabbed hold and pulled. He scurried into the car and was off, and the girls were beside themselves.

So, our guy was trying to talk to Snoop about the USC vs. UCLA football game this weekend -- when he did it again ... he hit us with a classic "DEEZ NUTZ" gag.

It wasn't the first time. It won't be the last.

Snoop Dogg laughed so hard at his comedy roast he literally couldn't contain the weed.

The rapper got roasted for Russell Simmons' first-ever "All Def Roast." It all went down Wednesday night at the Avalon in Hollywood, and French Montana, T.I., Michael Rapaport, Wiz Khalifa, and Christina Milian were among the celebs enjoying the burn.

You gotta check out T.I.'s performance ... Snoop laughs so hard he belts out a plume of smoke.

And he wasn't the only one sparking it up.

Mick ... and Adrian ... and Paulie ... and Apollo might ALL be rolling in their graves after this -- 'cause here are a bunch of the Philadelphia 76ers doing "Rocky" quotes -- and it's so bad, it's good.

Jahlil Okafor, Joel Embiid, Nik Stauskas and more all take a swing and delivering some of the most famous quotes from the franchise ... despite the fact they have terrible Philly accents.

Our favorite part ... Dario Saric singing "Eye of the Tiger."

The team is honoring the 40th anniversary of the original "Rocky" -- and will include the theme at Wednesday's game against the Wizards.

Jay Glazer got all up in Eddie George's head -- talkin' all sorts of smack to the NFL legend after dinner at Catch in West Hollywood ... and it's great!

The two were (responsibly) leaving the restaurant in a chauffeured car after a boozy meal -- when our guy tried to ask Eddie about some NFL topics.

Would-be hecklers and game-disrupters listen up ... THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE.

The victim is Portland Trailblazers star Allen Crabbe ... and here's video of him getting absolutely PUNISHED by a heckler during a game last week against the Memphis Grizzlies.

Subject of the heckle? Crabbe's Odell Beckham Jr.- inspired hairstyle ... and the smack talk is sooo good that at one point even Crabbe has to laugh.

BTW, Crabbe (who has a $75 million contract) had just 6 points in the game so ... mission accomplished, brother.

There's a new comedy star on the horizon ... and according to Rob Lowe this guy can also throw a mean spiral ... 'cause Rob thinks Peyton Manning could have a future in the ha-ha game.

Shia LaBeouf can spit a mean flow from the top of his dome, but to keep it 100 ... we're not all that surprised.

Shia was awesome on "Sway in the Morning" Friday in NYC, where he dropped freestyles for the 5 Fingers of Death challenge -- that's 5 beats back to back ... right on the spot.

Hilary Duff sure knows how to bag 'em ... just get a load of her swollen BF.

Hilary and her celebrity trainer BF, Jason Walsh, were on their way out Thursday at LAX. Our photog does his best to grill the hot couple but we'll forgive you if your eyes are fixed on his ripped bod.

Notice he's carrying ALL the bags.

#HotDamn

Charlie Sheen partied in the voting booth like it was 1960.

Charlie was at LAX where he told our photog he's a fan of decency, and if you thought that'd be your first clue about who he voted for, think again.