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Here's proof Justin Bieber is no different than ANYONE ELSE on the golf course -- slamming his club to the ground after a crappy shot ... and then taking about 5 mulligans in a row.

Bieber -- who's been golfing for years -- hit the links in L.A. when he came upon a shot that he just couldn't hit right.

You can feel Bieber's frustration level growing ... as he goes back to his cart, grabs more balls, and whacks away with similar results.

Don't act like you can't relate ...

Think of the last place you'd expect to see Jamie Foxx getting turnt -- and you still wouldn't guess Whitefish, Montana ... but that IS where he made a surprise performance.

Jamie ruled the crowd at Casey's bar in the tiny mountain town on Saturday night ... jumping on stage after dinner with the owner of the establishment.

Jamie kept the audience participation part of the night simple -- I say Whitefish, you say Montana!

Whitefish is a favorite getaway spot for Hollywood celebs -- and Knicks Pres. Phil Jackson calls it home -- but fair to say the 7,000 residents have never heard anyone yell, "Put it in your mouth! I got these bitches screaming Django in the house!"

Not on stage, anyway.

Is Flavor Flav now a part-time flight attendant???

YEAHHHHH BOYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

It all went down on a Southwest Airlines flight from Phoenix to Vegas on Saturday -- when Flav decided he didn't just want to be a passenger, he wanted to help out the flight crew.

Flav grabbed a bag of peanuts and pretzels (with the crew's blessing) and began handing them out to the stunned passengers.

At one point, Flav proclaimed, "Today the back of the plane is 1st class!!!!"

We're told everyone LOOOVED it -- and Flav took pics with everyone who wanted a shot.

Former Texas Governor Rick Perry made two announcements Thursday afternoon -- he's running for president and it's really hot in Texas right now.

Perry was sweating up a storm as he addressed his supporters in Addison, TX ... none of whom were nice enough to wipe his brow before he took the stage.

In Perry's defense ... it's in the mid-80s today with 51% humidity. But he's a damn Texan, that's like winter to them!

There is only one place you can catch the casts of "Aladdin" and "The Lion King" performing at the same place, at the same time ... LaGuardia Airport. Wait, what?

This video is just amazing -- the two casts were stuck in New York City after their flight was delayed by six hours due to weather. So what are these insanely talented people to do? Why ... sing, of course!

The most incredible part of this video -- besides being able to see up close just how good these people are -- is that the people enjoying themselves the most ... are the actual cast members.

You know when people tell you to "push it" in the gym?

Houston Rockets superstar James Harden says there's no way he STOLE his famous cooking dance celebration from rapper Lil B ... 'cause he has NO IDEA who Lil B is.

Harden was back home in L.A. Tuesday night -- hangin' at 1 OAK nightclub with fellow NBA star Ty Lawson -- when we asked him about the "Based God Curse" that seemed to lead to the Rockets demise.

FYI -- Lil B says HE created the cooking dance and put a curse on Harden because the NBA star didn't give him proper credit.

11:36 AM PT -- Iman Shumpert may have just BLOCKED the curse!!!!

After seeing B's threat, Shumpert tweeted at the rapper in an attempt to smooth things over ... writing, "@LILBTHEBASEDGOD Preciate the swag killa. I cooks I chef. all love."

Lil B saw the tweet and wrote back ... "@I_Am_Iman appreciate it brother I got you enough said GO CAVS - Lil B"

Solid move.

LEBRON JAMES HAS JUST BEEN THREATENED WITH THE BASED GOD CURSE!!!!!!

This is a huge deal ... with rapper Lil B sending James an official "warning" -- after Bron and the rest of the Cleveland Cavs did B's cooking dance last night without giving him proper credit.

You know the curse by now -- it's already taken down NBA stars from Kevin Durant to James Harden.

Now, after Lil B got word of the Cavs' hot tub victory celebration -- which included the cooking dance -- Lil B sent the following message:

"Sending a warning to lebron James Kyrie jr smith and iman shumpert yall stealing swag Lil B cooking dance what yall doing #warned - Lil B"

How happy is Golden State right now?

Kendrick Lamar and his crew swarmed our photog at LAX ... with hilarious results.

Taylor Swift's new BFF had just arrived when our photog hit him up with a question about Tupac ... but Kendrick turned it around in a big hurry.

Our guy Charlie got fully flustered as Kendrick and company fired off questions.

Here's NFL star Rob Gronkowski ... motorboatin' the HELL out of a pair of boobies in a South Carolina nightclub ... because of course he did.

Gronk was partying in the VIP section of Club Trio in Charleston on Sunday night -- when he dropped anchor in front of a woman holding a bottle of booze and went full "Wedding Crashers."

By the way, start to finish ... Gronk spent a full 5 seconds in between the cleavage ... while everyone around cheered and high-fived.

You motorboatin' son of a bitch ...

Robert De Niro inspired some very talented art school graduates to dive into the world of anti-depressants, telling them they are "opening a door to a lifetime of rejection."

It's the greatest commencement speech of the season for sure ... De Niro gave Tisch School of the
Arts grads a glimpse into their future with some hilarious comparisons, telling them medical students will get jobs, lawyers will probably also get jobs and if they don't who cares ... they're lawyers!

But De Niro did offer sound advice, in the form of Valium and Vicodin.

Trapped deep inside of Mike Tyson is an evening news anchor ... who came busting out right after Flavor Flav's latest arrest -- and the video of his "audition" is just awesome.

Tyson was on "The Damon Elliott Show" in Las Vegas -- a new talk show set to air on the CW this summer -- and while waiting for Flav, who was also a guest, they got word he'd been busted.

Sources on set Thursday ... tell us Iron Mike suddenly went all Edward R. Murrow, and decided he needed to report the news to the studio audience.

David Letterman had scores of big celebrities at his finale after-party, but the most entertaining guys in the building were 2 Marines who enjoyed a lot of free vodka on Dave.

The 2 guys are in NYC for Fleet Week, and their first night got awesome when they bumped into Steve Martin's wife, who invited them into the shindig.

They told us about all the famous people they met, but it sounds like their new best friend is the bartender.

Happy Memorial Day!!! It's gonna be an awesome Fleet Week.

Verne Troyer turned vigilante at LAX -- chasing down a man who burst through a TSA checkpoint until police captured and tased him ... and Verne recorded the whole thing.

Verne was on his way to catch a flight to Ohio when he heard the commotion near TSA, and when he saw the suspect running away ... he fired up his motorized scooter and tracked down the guy.

You might call the video ... VerneVision ... it's all shot from his, umm ... lower perspective, but it's awesome, and remarkably steady.

Luckily, police caught up to the suspect before Verne did, but deputy Troyer did manage to capture the moment when officers busted out their Taser and took the man into custody.

Only bummer -- the stupid stairs and escalator that prevented Verne from nabbing the guy himself. He did get a souvenir though -- the straw hat the suspect dropped right before he got zapped.

Forget being too drunk to stand, Tuesday night Bill Murray was too drunk to sit!

Murray appeared on MSNBC’s "The Last Word with Lawrence O’Donnell" ... which was not his first stop of the night.

The "Groundhog Day" star did "The Late Show with David Letterman," where he appeared to swig vodka right from the bottle. Bill then went to dinner, where he enjoyed a few glasses of wine with his meal.

Cut to his next stop at MSNBC ... where he clumsily sat on a chair and then crashed to the floor.

Any issues regarding alcohol consumption are clearly resolved after the break when Bill slurs his way through the interview.

David Letterman has a shot at a major happy ending when his run at the 'Late Show' comes to an end Wednesday night -- he could snatch a lifetime supply of free porn ... if he's up for it.

The porn site GameLink sent the late night legend a letter offering him free access to its vast online library of adult movies. The letter even highlights a title to get Dave started -- “F*** My Mom & Me #9" ... which famously (to pervs) spoofed Dave's relationship with Bristol and Sarah Palin.

GameLink says it's merely thanking Letterman for the many years of laughs and entertainment he's provided viewers.

We doubt Dave will take 'em up on it, but it beats anything AARP has to offer.