Texas Rescue What a Hot (Air) Mess!!! Balloon Snags on 900-Foot Tower

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STRANDED IN THE AIR

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a hot air balloon tangled up in a communications tower! Firefighters in Longview, Texas, rescued 2 hot air balloonists Saturday after they crashed into a 900-foot-tall structure ... and the harrowing mission was all caught on video.

Watch the clip ... you can see the balloon is basically ripped to shreds ... which makes you think they may have been lucky to get caught hanging hundreds of feet above ground --instead of hurtling towards the earth!

In an interview with KLTV, the Longview Fire Department said its firefighters had trained for a hot air balloon incident ... but not like this. Due to the height of the tower, 6 different rope systems had to be used, KLTV reported. A total of 35 firefighters reportedly responded, including 14 that were deployed on the tower and 21 on the ground.

Thankfully, both balloonists reportedly were able to get safely to the ground.

And we're guessing they might want to stay on terra firma for a while!

Guess The OnlyFans Model Makin' It 'Rain' 💦

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Turn up your Tuesday with a tasty treat from one of OnlyFans' most lucrative babes ... Can you guess who she is?!

She's got style, she's got class ... and if you subscribe, you just might see some ass!

Can you score who's makin' it "rain" in these pics?!

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Burger King President Flames McDonald's With Bun-Believable Bite!!!🫨

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Burger King just flipped the script ... posting a video of its leader going full savage on a Whopper ... and it sure smells like shade aimed straight at the McDonald’s CEO!

In the clip, BK President Tom Curtis takes a monster bite out of the chain’s signature burger, absolutely demolishing it ... then admits it’s so messy he needs a napkin. Respect.

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TWO THUMBS UP

He’s rocking a "Flame Grilling Since 1954" apron and actually working the kitchen -- a not-so-subtle contrast to Golden Arches boss Chris Kempczinski, who recently went viral looking more boardroom than burger joint as he pecked into their new "Big Arch" burger.

Bare-Bum Babe ... Guess Whose (Blurred) Tan Lines!

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Another day, another dollar and another sexy star who's dropped her blouses ... and her trousers! Can you guess who she is?!

She knows a thing or two about Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" ... and she acted alongside Ben Affleck in the movie "Gone Girl."

Hit the gallery for the reveal and then see if you can score the "Gone Girl" trivia ...

February Hot Shots Bodies, Booties And Boulders!

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February may be a short month, but there was no shortage of sexy shots from the stars ... Scroll with ease, 'cuz these Hollywood heartthrobs are too dang hot, geez!

Suckin' on a strawberry, Emily Sears brought her bodacious bod to the 'gram, look back at Summer Walker's sexy beach selfie, and Rita Ora was bold in a red bikini ... hot damn!

Check out the gallery! 🍓

World's Smallest Penis Michael Phillips Would Cross Swords With Any Challenger!!!

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Michael Phillips is convinced he has the world's smallest penis ... but anyone who wants to take the title for themselves is welcome to drop their pants and prove it.

The 38-year-old North Carolina man sat down with our own Charlie Neff for an interview ... and, he says -- based on his own research -- he thinks it's very likely he's working with the smallest equipment known to man.

That said, Michael -- who claims he's been medically diagnosed with a micropenis -- is willing to compare sizes with anyone who thinks they've got the smaller wiener.

'Being Ugly' Viral Video Guy My Wife Thinks I'm Cute!!!

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David Martinsson went viral for posting a video about "being ugly" ... but it led to him meeting his wife and having a child, and now he says her opinion is all that matters.

The YouTuber and his wife, Juli, joined us on "TMZ Live" Friday and we asked him what led him to post his now viral video.

David says at the time, 8 years ago, he'd been single for over a year and didn't have a lot of people he could talk to about his feelings ... and he posted the video thinking it would disappear into the ether.

Guess The Topless Top Model In This NSFW Sexy Selfie!

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Can you guess which Hollywood hottie put her hot bod on full display in this topless shot?! Here are your clues ...

She appeared on Cycle 14 of "America's Next Top Model" and played "Sloan Petersen" on "Days of Our Lives."

Can you guess who she is? Once you've scored, see if you can put the puzzle together ...

Belle-A's Shower Shots 🚿, Katseye, Meg Thee Stallion, & More! Your Gen-Z News of the Week!

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Calling all you mighty Millennials, ballin' Boomers, groovy Gen X-ers, and everyone else ... we're tappin' y'all into Gen-Z's hottest stories of the week, packed with sexy stars and piping-hot news!

Tap-In to the gallery ... we're spillin' it 🫖 

Streamer Adin Ross The 'Breaking Bad' Home Is Officially Mine!!!

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Adin Ross has officially locked down the iconic "Breaking Bad" house ... dropping $1.3M to win the full-blown bidding war, TMZ has learned.

The 4-bedroom, 1-bath Albuquerque, NM property had been sitting on the market for more than a year with a $4M asking price -- until the owners took it off the market.

They hired a new realtor, Alicia Feil of Keller Williams Realty, who relisted it for $400k earlier this month.

As we first told you, the streamer came won the bidding war after the homeowners received around 20 legit offers for the TV-famous spot.

Dua Lipa vs. Hennessy Who'd You Rather?! Hello Kitty's Edition

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Dua Lipa may've worn this Hello Kitty bikini first ... but is Cardi B's sister Hennessy givin' Dua a run for her money?!

The question here is: Who'd You Rather?!

VOTE NOW!

After you cast your vote, can you track down the Hello Kitty word?

'He-Man' Creator Roger Sweet Mattel Donates $5K to GoFundMe for Dementia Care

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Roger Sweet -- the toy designer who created the He-Man character in the "He-Man and the Masters of the Universe" 1980s animated kids' show -- is suffering from dementia ... and according to his wife, he's unable to afford the necessary care.

Marlene Sweet -- who has been married to Roger for nearly 40 years -- launched a GoFundMe to help with the $10,200-a-month bill for Roger's memory care facility.

On the campaign page, Marlene says 91-year-old Roger took a terrible fall while out on a walk by himself and couldn't remember what happened. When Marlene brought him to the hospital, doctors discovered "two brain bleeds" ... and Roger was admitted to the ICU.

Maury Povich I Am NOT the Host for a Bonnie Blue Special!!!

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In the case of Bonnie Blue's pregnancy ... Maury Povich is NOT the father -- nor the right person to host a special to find the guy!

The longtime TV host helped clear up paternity confusion for a number of years on his show "Maury" ... so, when social media users learned Bonnie was pregnant after banging 400 dudes, some started tagging him on social media.

While Maury might've been expected to jump at the chance to get involved, it seems the star's loving retirement ... with the official account for the now-ended "Maury" show replying on X, "Stop tagging me."

Addison Rae’s Dad Taking DNA Test Over Pop Star’s Little Brother

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Addison Rae’s dad Monty Lopez agreed to submit to a DNA test to determine if he is the father of the pop star’s little brother, TMZ has learned.

A Louisiana judge signed off on the parties' agreement to have Monty complete the testing within days of the order. Addison’s mom and Monty’s ex, Sheri Easterling, has to front the money for the test costs until the outcome is determined.

As TMZ first reported, Sheri filed a petition for sole custody and support for Lucas, born in 2013, late last year. Sherri shares three children with Monty: Addison, Enzo, and a minor child.

Sheri also filed a petition asking for a DNA test to be done. Monty agreed, and the court has now instructed them to move forward with it.