Woke Up This Morning, Got Myself a Toy Gun...

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O.K., so the gun is plastic -- but that doesn't make James Gandolfini any less terrifying.

Fitty Gets About 50% of What He Wanted

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Part of the 50 Cent baby mama drama actually got resolved today -- the parties agreed on a custody arrangement.

Fitty wanted two weekends a month with Marquise, but the judge awarded him one. He did however get one month in the summer and half of the time Marquise is out of school for winter and spring breaks.

All parties are simpatico ... on this. There's still a huge tangle of legal thorns in NYC, Long Island, and Connecticut.

Billy Ray to Miley: Open Wide, Here Comes Dessert

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There's something a little creepy about a 15-year-old girl getting spoon fed by her dad.

Billy Ray Cyrus, his 15-year-old moneymaker and her 20-year-old boyfriend/underwear model had a three-way date at a milkshake parlor in West Hollywood last night. So we ask....

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Megan In the Middle

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We were at the L.A. County Courthouse Friday when Brian Austin Green showed up with Megan Fox...and we know what went down.

Megan In the Middle

Our sources say Brian's baby mama, actress Vanessa Marcil, took him to court over their custody arrangement. We're told Vanessa has been complaining lately about a lot of things, but the hour-and-a-half hearing was more about fine-tuning than re-doing the custody arrangement.

As for Megan, we're told she was only in court for moral support. She did not testify. Suffice it to say, Vanessa won't be looking to make Megan her BFF. Maybe one reason -- Vanessa turns 40 on Wednesday. Megan is a smokin' 22.

Palin: From MILF VP to GILF VP

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Take that, Internet conspiracy theorists!

Sarah Palin's 17-year-old daughter is pregnant, it was announced today, and she plans on keeping the child and marrying the baby daddy. Jamie Lynn Spears, is that you?

Palin has been dodging rumors the child she had back in April wasn't hers -- but rather her daughter's.

Man, weren't things a lot simpler back in the day?

Ricky Martin's Surrogate Open for Business

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Turns out the lady who incubated Ricky Martin's babies is a serial surrogate -- but that doesn't mean she'll squirt 'em out for just anybody.

Sources tell TMZ the 26-year-old mother works for an agency that hooks up surrogates, and Ricky's bambinos are her third surrogate (and second set of twins) -- but she says her womb isn't open to Britney Spears or Michael Jackson. Wonder why ...

We're told before the birth, the two only met a couple of times, and contact with Mr. Loca was mostly through phone and email.

Ricky Martin Livin' In Vitro Loca

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Ricky Martin and Clay Aiken have something in common...

Ricky is now a the proud padre of twins, courtesy of one surrogate mother. His rep says the kids are healthy, Ricky will be a full-time dad and he'll take the rest of the year off to raise the bambinos.

Fiddy Gets Baby from Mama No Drama

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This might be the most shocking development yet in the 50 Cent baby mama drama: An exchange between the two that didn't end -- or begin -- with fireworks!

We're told that Fiddy picked up his son Marquise yesterday from baby mama Shaniqua Tompkins -- and the drop-off went off "without a hitch"! The rapper and his boy haven't seen each other since before the house where Tompkins and Marquise were living burned down at the end of May.

Fiddy, we're told, will be spending time with Marquise at his home in Connecticut until the middle of next week, when he has to leave the country to film a movie. Explosions will likely resume in September, when the pair have to be back in family court to settle a restraining order.

Britney and KFed Case Closed!

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The war will soon officially be over in the Britney custody case today.

Within the next hour Brit's lawyer will settle -- filing papers that will officially end the custody battle. She will get more visitation, and down the line Brit may ultimately end up with 50/50 custody.

UPDATE 6:13 PM ET -- K-Fed's attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, is at court right now filing the papers. It's almost ovah, y'all!

Gwyneth Paltrow: Jacko 2.0?

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If only Moses could part the pap sea, his mama wouldn't have to go to extremes to keep him under wraps.

Gwyneth Paltrow tried to block her oddly-named kids' faces in NY yesterday -- and they were not pleased.

Ex to 50 I'm Squattin' in Da House!

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50 Cent's baby mama thinks she has the "right" to stay in a house that he bought -- even though they split up years ago, and she's takin' his coin every month anyway.

Radar reports Shaniqua Tompkins wants to stay in her $2.4 million Dix Hills, Long Island mansion, and, in a new lawsuit, she's whining that the rapper is trying to kick her and their 10-year-old son to the curb. Tompkins already gets court-ordered child support every month from the rapper.

Shaniqua wants the court to "declare" that she has a "right" to live in the house. Fitty's reps didn't have any comment.

Kate and Kid Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

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Kate Beckinsale knows just what a girl wants -- and that's to shop! The hot mom and her daughter were out over the weekend with a slew of paps in tow as they tore up the shops at the Malibu Country Mart.

They're so cute, it's almost sickening.

Christina Aguilera Milk Does a Mama Good!

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Christina Aguilera and her twins were out yesterday, as the singer signed copies of her new DVD in West Hollywood. She gave birth to a son, and it appears that her girls like the company!

Fans of all ages came out to support Aguilera, who had some massive support of her own, including one young boy -- who appeared to be nervous while in the presence of the huge star. His eyes were uninjured.

Pretty Woman Pretty Peeved at Paps

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You'd think that after she risked life and limb to skewer a pap for filming her children at their school, photogs would be a little more respectful of Julia Roberts.

Not so. After Roberts obliged paps with plenty of shots across the street from her NYC house -- on the condition that they leave her alone, they did quite the opposite, following and shooting her the next day at her bank, and staying on her tail for three full blocks before a bystander stepped in to act as a bodyguard.

Her last word? Julia chastised the snappers for "embarrassing" themselves.

Julia Roberts America's Pissed-Off Sweetheart

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Usually it's the paps who hunt celebs, but yesterday, Julia Roberts was on the chase in L.A., driving on the wrong side of the road as she went after a photog!

Once they stopped, an irate Julia got out of her car and gave the pap the George Clooney treatment, scolding him for trying to snap pics of her children. Roberts demanded that the photog turn his camera off -- and he nervously obliged.

Donna to Nikki: Keep Your Money!

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Donna D'Errico and Nikki Sixx were in court today to settle financial matters in their divorce, and one thing is clear: Donna just wants to be done with her ex.

Despite the fact that the judge expressed concern for Donna, both parties waived their rights to financial support.

The former couple did reach a settlement agreement on the rest of their finances, but that was not immediately released. The judge assured both parties that all matters related to their daughter, Frankie, would be kept confidential.

Afterwards, Donna told TMZ that she was just happy it was over and that she was in the process of writing an autobiography. Can't wait.