Kim Kardashian The Divorce is NOT So I Can Marry Kanye

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Kim Kardashian is telling close friends she is not pushing for a divorce so she can marry Kanye West -- she's saying Kris Humphries has simply become "a cancer" she wants out of her life forever.

Sources connected with Kim tell TMZ ... after Wednesday's court hearing, Kim said, "Kris is the first person I ever had to break-up with and that f**ked with my emotions." She added, when their marriage started to fall apart "He told our producers he would destroy my career and me if the show wasn't edited right."

Kim, who is telling friends she is "emotionally exhausted" from dealing with Kris, says if he really thinks he can convince a judge she defrauded him, wait 'til he sees the outtakes of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" -- which show Kris as a "manipulative, vindictive, petty, fame-hungry jerk."

Kim is telling friends, "It's all on camera and it's going to backfire in his face."

Kanye West Kim Kardashian's My 'PERFECT BITCH'

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Must be true love ... Kanye West just announced his new song "Perfect Bitch" is about his girlfriend Kim Kardashian.

West debuted the track last weekend at a club in NYC -- and today, he took to Twitter to address rumors the song was written about his new lady ... turns out, it was.

The song has NOT been officially released yet -- but a source told the Daily News, the lyrics are "about his search for the perfect woman and how he has now found the 'perfect bitch.'"

Rap's got a terrible reputation of being misogynistic -- and using the word "bitch" doesn't help -- but this song seems to have a romantic spin on it ... so we gotta ask ...

Kris Humphries Nets $24 MILLION Payday

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10:04 PM PT -- Kris just posted a tweet that totally mocks Kanye West ... saying, "I'm up at Brooklyn! @S_C_ 'lucky I didn't have Jay drop me from the team' lol!"

The tweet is an obvious reference to the diss-track Kanye released ... in which he trashed Kris and bragged that he could have his BFF Jay-Z fire Kris whenever he wanted.

Kris Humphries doesn't need Kim Kardashian to make a living ... 'cause dude just signed a $24 MILLION contract with the Brooklyn Nets.

It's a 2-year deal according to ESPN ... which means Kris got one helluva raise -- his previous contract was a 1-year deal worth $8 mil.

Not bad ... considering the Nets are partially owned by Jay Z ... who's best friends with Kanye West ... who's still banging Kris' estranged wife.

Kanye also recently bragged that he could have J fire Kris whenever he wants.

Sounds like a perfectly healthy work environment.

Kim Kardashian Gets a Parking Ticket at Her Own Store Event!

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Kim Kardashian was able to get out of a ticket on Thursday, but her luck ran out on Friday ... when she was ticketed at the grand opening of HER OWN STORE ... and the crowd loved it.

Kim rolled up the new Dash store on Melrose in Hollywood this afternoon in her new Rolls-Royce with boyfriend Kanye West by her side. They went in the store after being mobbed by fans and paparazzi, so you would think one of them would have gone inside a short time later as she was getting a ticket ... but that didn't happen.

Once the guy was done writing it up and placed it on the car, the fans and paps still outside gave the guy a bronx cheer. By the time KK and KW emerged from Dash, the ticket was gone ... probably scooped up by an assistant or security staffer.

In fact ... this could be the first time Kim even hears about it.

Sorry.

Kanye West & Kim Kardashian Touchy-Feely in Paris

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Despite being dressed like opposites in white and black, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian solidified their love with a very public display of affection by holding hands in France on Wednesday.

The fashion forward couple celebrated Independence Day by hitting up Paris Fashion Week with supermodel Bar Refaeli.

Despite being out of the U.S., K&K made their own 4th of July fireworks.

Kanye & Kim Kardashian The Couple that Lasers Together, Stays Together!

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Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are one smooth couple ... so smooth that they even went to a laser hair removal clinic together.

With Kim in the drivers seat of a Rolls, the slick power couple showed up to zap some pesky hairs away at a L.A. area clinic on Thursday.

Their love goes from Nair to eternity.

Kris Humphries How I Knew Kim Cheated on Me

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Kris Humphries told his ex, Myla Sinanaj ... he KNEW Kim Kardashian hooked up with Kanye West because he was mysteriously absent from the big wedding ... sources close to Myla tell TMZ.

We're told Kris groused to Myla about how Kris Jenner suspiciously referred to Kanye as "a close family friend" -- someone Kim knew for a long time. Kris H told Myla, "If he was such a close family friend, why wasn't he invited to the wedding?"

We're told Kris confided in Myla he "felt played" by the whole thing and was genuinely devastated when news of Kim's new relationship broke.

Our sources say Kris was with Myla the day Kanye's song about dating Kim (and dissing Kris) was released -- and Kris was "visibly upset."

Kim Kardashian Buys Kanye West SICKEST Birthday Present Ever

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What does the woman who has everything get the man who has everything for his birthday? If you're Kim Kardashian, you buy your boyfriend Kanye West a rare $750,000 Lamborghini. Ball so hard!

Sources close to the couple tell TMZ ... Kim purchased the Lamborghini Aventador LP 700-4 in L.A. for her new BF, who's celebrating his 35th birthday today. But Kanye can't play with it yet because he's in Ireland on the Watch the Throne tour.

So we're told Kim wanted to give him a taste of his gift -- so she took a video of the car to show him ... and we're told she's screening the video in person tonight on the Emerald Isle.

So it's probably safe to say the car won't be Kanye's only present this year.

Kris Jenner Can She Name ONE Kanye West Song?

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Her daughter is dating him, but the question remains ... can Kris Jenner name one Kanye West song?

Place your bets and then watch the video.

Kim Kardashian/Kanye West Both $elling their Homes

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Kim Kardashian and Kayne West have both discreetly listed their homes for sale, setting the stage for the big, "We're movin' in together" ... TMZ has learned.

Kim has given a "pocket listing" to a realtor for her $4.8 mil Beverly Hills home -- a pocket listing doesn't appear in official real estate documents. We're told Kim's asking price is $5 million.

Ditto Kanye, who listed his L.A. home as well -- again, a pocket listing.

Sources close to the couple confirm ... both are selling their homes so they can rent a house together. They're looking for a really private place to live ... behind gates.

Kim Kardashian & Kanye West Black and Blue

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Kim Kardashian and current boyfriend Kanye West continued their trip to London by embracing their monochromatic differences -- KK decked out all in black, KW all in denim blue.

Kim has been in town to promote the upcoming season of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" and attend the FIFI UK Fragrance Awards.

Kanye has been in town to watch Kim promote the upcoming season of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" and attend the FIFI UK Fragrance Awards.

Kim & Kanye HEAD-TO-HEAD In London Popularity Contest

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are drawing HUGE crowds of adoring fans overseas on their trip to London -- but one might be attracting more fans than the other ... and you'll never guess who ...

Kim and Kanye left the Radio 1 studios in the Big Smoke yesterday -- where Kim was promoting the upcoming season of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" -- and on their way out the crowd went wild, screaming their names and asking for autographs.

But the fans seemed to be shouting one name louder than the other -- Kim! Kim! KIM!

So we gotta ask ...

Kim K & Kanye West No Relationship Stuff on Reality Show

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Kanye West will be seen with Kim Kardashian on the next season of "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" -- but sources close to the couple tell TMZ ... none of their relationship will be featured on the show.

After the Kris Humphries debacle, Kim had said she would never put her relationships on screen again ... but then gave an interview saying Kanye would be a part of her show.

But according to our sources, Kanye's personal interactions with Kim will not be aired. We're told if Kanye happens to be at an event with Kim ... and the cameras are rolling ... then so be it. In other words ... this won't be a "Khloe and Lamar" type situation.

Probably for the best.

Kim Kardashian & Kanye West Faces in the Crowd

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She's no longer married to an NBA player -- and her brother-in-law is already eliminated from the NBA playoffs -- but Kim Kardashian hit up Staples Center anyway last night ... with new beau Kanye West by her side.

Guess Kanye doesn't mind a little competition.

Kim Kardashian Rollin' On Kanye's Dubs

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Kanye West MUST be getting serious with Kim Kardashian -- he's letting her drive his $500,000 whip in L.A. while he's in NYC.

We got this pic of Kim driving Kanye's Mercedes SLR McLaren this AM to Barry's Boot Camp in Sherman Oaks.

Kim's family just signed a $40-plus million deal with E! for their reality shows, so she could probably afford to buy her own.

BTW, Kim owns a Range Rover, a Ferrari, a Bentley ... oh, and a Rolls Royce Ghost ... but it's way more fun to drive your boyfriend's car.

Kim Kardashian & Kanye West She's Baaaaaaack!

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A day after spending the evening at the White House Correspondents' Dinner, reality star Kim Kardashian was back in NYC today ... walking hand-in-hand with boyfriend Kanye West.

After being the butt of Jimmy Kimmel and President Obama's jokes last night ... it's nice to see Kim get back to being just the butt.