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"You want the deuce? You can't handle the deuce!!!"

For some reason Renee was visiting Bradley Cooper's new house sometime before 9 AM. Bradley hasn't even moved in yet and he was nowhere in sight.

Renee parked her Prius on the street and got out. When she eventually returned to the car at 9, she opened the driver's door to get in, when an elderly woman in a BMW almost took Renee and the door out.

Renee was unscathed but her door got nailed.

Fifteen minutes later Bradley showed up and Renee hitched a ride.

Although Two Dreams Outer Banks does tend to patients suffering from non-addictive behavior, its specialty is treating people with substance abuse problems ... a problem Brooke is all too familiar with.

Brooke's lawyer says she should be at the facility for less than a week.

The home -- located in the Hollywood Hills -- is the newest piece of Brad's master plan to expand the sprawling compound he shares with Angelina and their 86 children.

The evidence is clear -- first off, Brad purchased the home back in August -- long before rumors of a break up began to make the rounds.

Second -- the place was a dump and Brad couldn't move in -- even if he wanted to -- because the home was far from livable at the time he bought it.

But most important -- Brad is a real estate PacMan, who's purchased several properties surrounding his home in an attempt to expand his already sprawling estate. It's kinda like expanding your kitchen -- if your kitchen had 3 bedrooms, 3 baths and a view.

Brad's newest home is contiguous with his compound -- and perfect for his ever expanding family ... a family that still includes Angelina.

As TMZ first reported, Natalie's husband -- "Heroes" star Adrian Pasdar -- was thrown behind bars this morning after he was popped for DUI on an L.A. freeway at 3 AM.

Pasdar was released around 8:30 AM. Roughly an hour later, an emotional-looking Natalie and a female friend went out for a quick hike.

If only Pasdar had gone for a walk instead of getting behind the wheel ...

Looks like peeps really want to get a hold of the 65 48-year-old's goodies.

The photo was snapped near Bradley's 3335 square foot, 3 bedroom home in Pacific Palisades -- where Tom Hanks, Arnold Schwarzenegger and many other stars hang their shingle. It was listed at $4.7 mil.

It's the house that the genetically blessed built.

The 22-year-old evangelical Christian will probably keep his man-nips covered when he stars in a very expensive pro-life commercial during the Super Bowl -- a spot that's creating all sorts of controversy.

What's not controversial -- Tebow is ripped.

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As far as breaking up goes -- not by the hair of his chinny chin chin.

A source inside the Florida preschool/kindergarten where Tiger's daughter Sam attends tells TMZ they decided to hire an Orange County sheriff's officer after a number of "traffic incidents" occurred at the school following the news of Tiger's cheating scandal.

We're told the off-duty cop -- who costs $35 an hour -- was brought on by school officials to not only watch out for Sam ... but to also keep the school's children and families safe from the media circus surrounding Tiger's life.

So far, no Tiger Woods look-alikes have been spotted wandering around school property.