Rachel Uchitel -- A Hole in One

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Being Tiger Woods' mistress #1 has really helped Rachel Uchitel master her stroke.

The pilgrim of mistresses got nippy while playing golf in L.A. on Wednesday.

She definitely knows how to swing.

Sports Illustrated Model -- Bottoms Out in Spain

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It's summer ... and it's really, really hot in Spain ... which is why 24-year-old Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition model Melissa Satta put on a teeny tiny bikini and splashed around in the ocean yesterday.

You're welcome.

Salma Hayek The Cups Runneth Over

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Gorgeous Salma Hayek got busted in NYC last night ... with the help of her strapless white dress.

The 43-year-old hot mama showed off her God-given talents as she left her hotel and headed to the "Grown Ups" premiere.

It's the breast she's ever looked.

Kid Rock & John McEnroe -- Beer Buds

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Legendary loud mouths Kid Rock and John McEnroe got their pub crawl on together in London last night.

The night started when McEnroe attended Kid Rock's concert at the O2 Arena in London.

But the real fun didn't begin until after the show, when the two met up for some late night debauchery.

No doubt some party fouls were committed.

Lady Gaga Falls Hard

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Looking like the illegitimate love child of Axl Rose, Madonna and Marilyn Manson, attention whore Lady Gaga bit it big time while unsuccessfully maneuvering through Heathrow airport in a pair of sensible leather chaps and comfy transatlantic travel platform boots on Wednesday.

She is literally a fashion victim.

Kobe Bryant & Vanessa -- In a Happy Place

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Just like you are supposed to do after winning the NBA championship, Kobe Bryant went to Disneyland on Tuesday ... and he took his wife Vanessa, her ring and one of their kids too.

When you're 6'6" it really is a small world after all.

Snooki Gets Herself in a Pickle

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"Jersey Shore" pickle queen Snooki took one to the mouth while at a club in Toronto this weekend.

Snooks is a very talented girl.

Jermaine Jackson's MJ Cemetery Interview

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Jermaine Jackson arrived at Forest Lawn Cemetery today with his son Jaafar by his side ... for an interview with Larry King.

Friday marks the one-year anniversary of Michael Jackson's death.

Ke$ha -- What a Wreck!

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Dressed remarkably normal ... for her, wannabe pop star Baby Gaga aka Ke$ha picked up a rental car at Rent-A-Wreck in L.A. on Monday.

In Los Angeles, you are what you drive.

Shia LaBeouf: 'Transformers 3' Is Looking Rosie

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With Megan Fox nowhere in sight, Shia LaBeouf and his new leading lady, model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, filmed scenes for "Transformers 3" in L.A. the other day.

A movie that Megan is actually in -- "Jonah Hex" -- came in eighth place at the box office this weekend with $5.1 million.

McConaughey & Freeman's Bromantic Comedy

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While leaving a restaurant in Milan this weekend, Matthew McConaughey and Morgan Freeman cuddled and man-kissed on the cheek.

Matt & Morgan teamed up to make this action pic.

Tiger Woods -- Belated Father's Day

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Tiger Woods was busy squandering his chance to win the U.S. Open on Father's Day ... so he made up for it today, picking his daughter up from school.

Better late than never.

Chace Crawford Busted ... With England Goalie's Ex

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"Gossip Girl" star Chace Crawford definitely didn't drop the ball this weekend -- instead he spent a night out in London with the ex-girlfriend of England's most hated villain ... former starting goalie Robert Green.

It had been reported that Green fumbled that infamous shot during the World Cup match with the U.S. because his mind was all messed up from a recent breakup with Elizabeth Minett.

Either way, it seems she's in good hands now.

Conrad Murray -- Lookin' for a Quick Buzz

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Conrad Murray didn't need to be put under for this procedure ... he got a haircut!

The good doctor got a trim this weekend at a barber shop in West L.A.

The barber was in the room the entire time.

Woody Allen Spent Father's Day With His ...

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Um, well, he spent it with Soon-Yi.

Let's just leave it at that.

Taylor Swift -- High & Waisted

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Wearing her grandmother's high-waisted 1950's two-piece polka dot bikini, country sensation Taylor Swift attempted to tan her ivory skin on the beach in the Bahamas this weekend.

The 20-year-old is very mature for her age.