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Bella Thorne hit South Beach in a bikini that fought a losing battle ... against her ass.

Harrison Ford is totally chilling 3,000 miles away from Huntington Beach, CA ... where someone's trying to make it look like he was arrested.

Ford was seen arriving in the Galapagos Islands where he planned a weeklong yacht vacation with his wife, Calista Flockhart.

TMZ broke the story ... police records show Harrison was arrested Thursday for battery of his spouse, but it's all bogus.

Sorry, One Direction fans ... we're shutting down your #Babygate fake baby conspiracy once and for all.

We got Louis Tomlinson out to lunch Thursday in Calabasas, and the pics prove his 2-and-a-half month old son Freddie is a living, breathing little tyke -- and not just a prop.

This has become a thing -- 1D fans are flooding social media with various #babygate conspiracy theories as to why the baby can't be real. They think Louis and his team are photoshopping images and using dolls to fake out the public.

So, here's Exhibit A -- watch and LISTEN to baby Freddie crying out. THIS is a real baby.

Case closed.

Heidi Klum's BF is a serious brown-noser -- and a lucky son of a bitch.

Klum and Vito Schnabel got very playful Thursday in St. Barts, where he was happily -- we're sure -- behind her efforts to get up on a surfboard.

Check out the pics ... Vito caught a few waves, but Heidi was satisfied sunning her buns on the board ... which seemed just peachy to him.

Arnold Schwarzenegger's third oldest son is growing into his father's famously ripped mold.

Joseph Baena was flexing and grinning after buying groceries in Malibu. He's a long way from his hometown of Bakersfield, but the beach life clearly fits him well.

Madonna flew into London Wednesday, presumably to follow judge's orders and hash out a custody deal with ex-hubby Guy Ritchie.

A judge ordered Madge and Guy -- who have been at war for years over how to raise Rocco -- to come up with a plan on how they will handle custody of the 15-year-old, who now lives with Guy in London.

The judge laid down the law last month, urging them to call a truce for the benefit of the boy. And the judge made it clear ... if they don't come up with a plan, he will.

Harper Beckham is only 4 but already has her mom's schtick down to a T.

Victoria Beckham's adorable mini-me was tended to hand and foot at Olive & June in Beverly Hills. Gotta hand it to the kid for color coordinating her nails to her outfit.

Taylor Swift, Lily Aldridge and Behati Prinsloo were living proof rock stars still bang the hottest chicks ... as they walked out of Gracias Madre Tuesday night in West Hollywood.

Taylor's dating DJ Calvin Harris.

Behati's expecting her first kid with Maroon 5 frontman, and 'Voice' coach, Adam Levine.

Lily Aldridge's married to Kings of Leon rocker Caleb Followill.

So, who'd you rather? ... depends on your taste in music.

One thing's for sure ... Ariel Winter knows squat.

The "Modern Family" star sizzled at Atlantis Resort in the Bahamas with BF Laurent Gaudette ... who couldn't look prouder holding hands with his 18-year-old chick.

If ya got it, flaunt it.

Ariel's "Modern Family" co-star Nolan Gould is down there too. Sunscreen, bro. Lots of sunscreen.

Taylor Swift's ass will NOT be contained -- the thing has been busting out lately, and looks great, but also looks, ummm ... different.

Taylor's lady lumps were majorly on display at the iHeartRadio Awards over the weekend as she showed up in a skintight black bodysuit. We did some deep research, checking out a bunch of Taylor butt shots from the last year ... and she's definitely shown some growth.

Butt pads? Squats? Who knows?

Matthew McConaughey's wife is more than a showstopper ... she's straight up breaking necks.

Bella Hadid channeled her inner Evel Knievel while vacationing in St. Barts ... except she looked flawless in her daredevil outfit.

The 19-year-old model was seen jumping off a side cliff in the Caribbean ... wearing the hell out of a black one-piece bikini.

Iggy Azalea is not breaking off her engagement to Nick Young ... not yet, anyway and she wanted everyone to know it at the iHeartRadio Awards.

Iggy posed for photogs Sunday night in L.A. with her right hand in her pocket, but made sure her left -- weighted down with that massive yellow diamond ring Nick gave her -- was fully exposed.

As TMZ Sports first reported ... Nick's been desperately trying to save the engagement since the D'Angelo Russell video leaked.

North West was rolling deep with her crew for a day at an L.A. museum.

Kim Kardashian, Kanye, Kendall, Kourtney and Penelope hit up LACMA ... with almost everyone holding hands (Quit texting Kendall, this is family time!).

We now know who got all of Magic Johnson's natural athletic talent ... his son's pecs ... 'cause TMZ Sports has pics of MJ's kid on the beach with him ... and his physique is Hall of Fame.

Magic Johnson and the whole fam bam were on vacay down in Hawaii earlier this week when his 35-year-old son, Andre, decided to steal the show ... by showing off.

Check out the pic ... Magic is looking good for 56 ... and Andre is looking good for a nickel corner in the NFL.

Andre normally keeps a low profile but after these beach pics, we're guessing all of social media will be on bae watch.

Marvel fans rejoice ... images have finally surfaced of Benedict Cumberbatch in full costume as Doctor Strange.

Photogs caught Cumberbatch in action Saturday in Manhattan ... and by the looks of things, the cape doesn't seem to slow him down at all.

That's not all ... Chiwetel Ejiofor who plays villain Baron Mordo in the comic made an appearance too.

Talk about a nerd-gasm.