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The 71-year-old director and his rapidly aging 36-year-old baby mama strolled the streets of gay ol' Paree with their gargantuan friend/driver Nicolas on Wednesday. The circus has officially come to town! Woody tried going incognito in a bucket hat, while Soon-Yi kept it real ... unfortunate ... in her mom jeans! It's hard out here for the sexy adopted daughter of your longtime ex!

The lucky tot chose to sit on her dad's lap to observe the NYC peasants, and tiring of that, rode shotgun.

Her mother is returning from a visit to war refugees and the troops in Iraq.

The Arizona senator partied like a rock star by hitting up celeb fave Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills. The former prisoner of war left the A-list eatery in a limo, while wife Cindy was ushered onto a private bus. Oh, the humanity!

No reports of this Republican politician engaged in any "lewd" bathroom behavior. Don't ask, don't tell!

Authorities say Paul Addis is responsible for the premature torching and have charged him with arson and misdemeanor possession of fireworks. 40,000 people are expected to reach the Black Rock Desert event this weekend, and organizers say the wooden effigy will be rebuilt in time for the scheduled 9:00 PM burning on Sept. 1. Burn, baby, burn!

Busy with all their adoptions, charity work and film projects, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie had no time to sit in traffic on the Long Island Expressway -- and helicoptered their way from Manhattan to the Hamptons on Saturday. Who needs the Jitney, when you've got a pilot?!

When not flying the Long Island skies, Brad took time to play in a park with the three oldest members of his growing brood -- Maddox, Pax and Zahara. Apologies to Cuba Gooding Jr., but that's a "Daddy Day Camp" people would actually pay to see!

Paris -- who's never been all that graceful when it comes to the dance floor -- pulled out her best moves Friday night as she shook her privileged ass onstage with ballsy Cisco Adler's band, Whitestarr. Moving violation!

Though most of the sweaty guys in the band revealed a penchant for removing their clothes, Hilton kept her green muumuu on while she attempted to shimmy her way across the floor.

At least that's what the pumping star told paps when they asked for a smile. It didn't help the "High School Musical" teen idol when they told him he was SO cute!

Zac eventually cracked a smile while leaning on his hoopty. With two hit movies and a reported multi-million dollar offer for a third installment of "High School Musical," -- Zac has a lot to be happy about.

Meanwhile, Kate's ex, Owen Wilson, was hospitalized under mysterious circumstances on Sunday. The exact cause of his hospitalization is unknown.

Kate and Dax were seen packing their groceries into a giant Cadillac. Owen Wilson is selecting his meals at Santa Monica Hospital.

The "A.I." host was personable when approached by a card carrying courier, who reminded Ryan they had met at a party "at that nice house" in the hills. The man was disappointed because Seacrest said he would call him -- if he ever needed a ride -- but never did. What a stand-up guy!

Seacrest, who left in his own car, is set to host the 59th annual Emmy Awards on September 16 -- at least that's what he says.

Rock, a fan of foxy blondes, was chatting up an extensionless Paris behind the LG house in Malibu, when he decided to put on a live performance -- of his coin slot. The rap-rocker wagged his backside for photogs, invoking a number of catcalls. Redneck whitetail, anyone?

Kid's new album, "Rock'n'Roll Jesus," will include a Pam Anderson diss song called "Half Your Age."

A huge fight broke out in front of Teddy's last night, where it took four bouncers to calm down a group of knuckle knockin' party people. When the dust settled, the "Jackass" star showed up to give some post-fight commentary -- including a 5-second long hyena cackle.

Steve-O claims he's been recording a rap album, but perhaps he should stick to what he knows best -- attending the school of hard Knoxvillle.

A day after he told photographers in NYC to back off while snapping pics of him with his children -- suggesting they use a telephoto lens -- Pitt was swarmed while out with son Maddox. The paps (and many random passersby) took a few steps back when Pitt requested it, giving Brad and Mad their space as they ordered some hot dogs from a street vendor.

As they hopped into their waiting SUV next to the cart, a smiling Pitt told a few of the cameramen, "Much better with the kids, you guys are better!"

A cool and respectful Pitt approached paps in New York yesterday as he entered an office building for a script reading, saying, "Man, you guys work hard!" He added that he'd be around the city with his children, and asked a favor of the photogs, saying, "Anything you guys can do long-lens would be much appreciated. You're workin' hard, you guys." Get this guy an embassy appointment!

Brad makes it look easy to be an international superstar with manners.

Brad Garrett, Gary Dourdan, Woody Harrelson-- take note.

Today, TMZ asks the rockin' celebunerd what he thinks of Lindsay Lohan's plea deal, and the portly bear, with stained lapel, weighs in with this insightful gem:

"I don't understand the political justice system ... there's someone who did something wrong ... then there's Paris, who drove without a license. Doesn't make sense to me."

Recent reports are saying that Efron is holding out for more money before signing his contract for "High School Musical 3." Atta boy! Maybe that's why he hasn't traded in his tired wheels for a more tricked-out whip. Cute and sensible! Where does it end?!

The plumping actor was filmed in the waters off Malibu, just down the beach from ex Jennifer Aniston's house ... where he attempted to thrust himself onto a wave rider not once, but twice -- knocking it over and slipping off each time. Vaughn overboard!

Third time was the charm for slippery Vinnie, and he was eventually ferried from the beach to a waiting boat, as a crowd on the sand cheered his successful mounting. And who wouldn't?