Party All The Time

Paris Hilton and vodka did NOT go well together for once when a spilled drink screwed up her DJ gig in Miami -- but at least the crowd got to watch her play handywoman.

P was doing a set at Wall for Art Basel, and just when she had the club jumping ... someone doused her laptop with booze!

She was cool about it at first, but check out Paris filling time and trying to direct repairs. Somehow they got it sorted out after about 10 minutes.

DeSean Jackson turned 30 years old Thursday ... and he celebrated by raging his face off at a D.C. nightclub ... chugging champagne, taking shots and rocking more jewelry than Tiffany and Co.

The Washington Redskins superstar hit up Sax -- a super gaudy, gold-everywhere, over-the-top club -- where he celebrated with the likes of Wale and 'Basketball Wives' star Laura Govan.

Jackson broke out his fancy jewelry and his fancy Maybach for the occasion and turned all the way up.

Our advice ... HYDRATE! Just 3 days 'til DJ takes on the Arizona Cardinals.

Creating Gigi and Bella Hadid should be enough to get you into ANY party -- especially a Victoria's Secret after-party -- yet their dad still got shut down in Paris Wednesday night.

If Mohamed Hadid was on cloud nine after seeing his daughters work the V.S. Fashion Show catwalk ... that ended abruptly when he tried to party with them. As we've reported, security was super tight for the massive event, and Mohamed had to wait out in the cold.

Eventually, a publicist came out and apologized for the embarrassing situation, and Dad got to hang with his gorgeous kids.

Tip for Mohamed -- keep a wallet-sized family shot handy at all times.

Tyson Beckford's already checked off modeling and acting, but he'll earn his next hefty paycheck behind a DJ's console ... for a little while, anyway.

Tyson's DJing at Samsung's Art Basel party at Miami's Soho Beach House Wednesday night, and the guy must have a killer agent. Sources close to Tyson tell us he'll get around $10k for the 2 hour appearance, and he'll only DJ for half that time.

We're told he plans to pump tracks by Future, Jeezy, Rick Ross and The Weeknd -- and if that's not good enough, he's promising to look like Tyson Beckford. Guaranteed crowd-pleaser.

No word yet if he'll bust out any dance moves from his last gig. If he does, front row beware.

Kris Jenner was supposed to be the guest of honor Wednesday night at DuJour Magazine's party in Miami Beach ... but she cancelled on them last minute.

The Art Basel bash is being thrown to celebrate Kris' cover debut for the magazine, but a rep for the party tells us she told them Tuesday night she won't be there. Our sources say Kanye's current medical situation was behind the cancellation.

We're also told Kourtney and Scott were supposed to show, but that's probably not happening.

The party will still have some names ... Kardashian BFF Larsa Pippen RSVP'd along with Martha Stewart and Nick Cannon.

Justin Bieber got down with the fastest man on Earth to celebrate a movie about the Olympian ... and he was anything but sorry to be partying with the champ.

Bieber was in London Monday night and showed up to an after-party following a screening of "I Am Bolt" -- a documentary about Usain Bolt's journey to the Rio Olympics.

Unclear if the Biebs saw the film itself, but he definitely raged with the man of the hour afterward.

One Direction's Liam Payne was there for the screening and party too, but was reportedly on the opposite side of the room ... meaning he missed out on the Bolt/Bieber selfies.

Shemar Moore grabbed way more than the ladies' attention at a club in Toronto, or at least he threatened to ... if any chicks messed with his family jewels.

The former "Criminal Minds" star was hosting at Uniun Nightclub when it appears some of the women in the crowd got handsy. We say "appears" because we can't see it happen in the videos, but we did see Shemar's warning to his fans ... which involved body part negotiations.

We'll say this -- the ladies seemed down for the deal.

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Want another reason why it's great to be James Harrison -- besides 2 Super Bowls and the ability to beat up everyone? You get awesome gifts ... and JH just got one, a $4k bottle of booze.

The pricey yak comes courtesy of Lawrence Timmons ... Harrison's linebacking teammate on the Steelers, who gifted James with a bottle of Richard Hennessy, a super expensive blend of Henn-Dog.

We looked it up (we drink regular Henny over here) ... and Richard Hennessy is apparently reserved for "connoisseurs of the greatest cognacs" and has an aroma that "fills the nose with delicate nuances of flowers, mixed spices, nutmeg and blanched fennel."

Hailey Baldwin got pampered for her 20th birthday ... and this SICK crib's all the proof you need.

Hailey got away from busy NYC and jetted off to Toronto to celebrate her birthday Tuesday in this stunning Airbnb rental, hooked up by the company.

This 4 bedroom, 5 bathroom pad is part sleek and part charming -- from its modern amenities to cozy outdoor space, it's the perfect place to get turnt. It's got a sweet lap pool, sauna, theater, elevator and a baller private garage.

How baller is it? Just ask Gigi Hadid ... she's stayed here before.

BTW ... they were drinking rose and other stuff, but it's all legal. Drinking age is 19.

It's quite a bargain too ... around $3k per night.

Goldie Hawn got the first-ever Mariah Carey and Future duet on her 71st birthday when the two rolled up to her dinner table and gave an impromptu performance of "Happy Birthday."

It all went down Saturday at Catch, L.A.'s new hot spot. Goldie's daughter, Kate Hudson, threw the dinner for about 15 of Goldie's closest. Kurt Russell and their sons, Boston, Wyatt and Oliver, were also there.

Mariah happened to be at the restaurant too, as well as Future, who was there for DJ Khaled's book release party. We're told the two wandered over for a quick chat, but ended up singing "Happy Birthday" to Goldie together.

Also there that night ... Nicki Minaj, Meek Mill, Nas, Will.i.am, L.A. Reid and Ben Savage ... so, yeah, good luck getting a table.

Future's 33rd birthday bash had the joint cracking before cops finally paid him a visit.

The rapper's party Sunday in Bev Hills got broken up early -- by L.A. standards, anyway -- after cops got 4 noise complaints around 1:30 AM. We're told about 5 BHPD units pulled up, but by the time they arrived security was already telling everyone to hit the bricks.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... cops stayed to make sure the shutdown ran smoothly, which it did and no one was arrested.

We're told Kylie Jenner, Chris Brown and Teyana Taylor were among the celebs at the party ... which appeared to feature some kinda striptease show.

Kylie Jenner teamed up with the cutest little party planner ever to surprise Tyga for his birthday.

Kylie said King Cairo had been wanting to throw his dad a birthday party, and pulled it off Thursday ... complete with a cake, cupcakes and balloons. The rapper turns 27 on Saturday.

It's a fun clip with Cairo helping dad blow out his candles -- however, we're pretty sure the tyke had nothing to do with the cupcake homage to Kylie's cakes.

Well, we hope not.

French Montana's lucky to have friends like The Weeknd when his birthday rolls around ... he just bought French a pricey new watch fit for Father Time himself.

French hosted a small gathering of his closest pals Tuesday night to celebrate his 32nd born day, and it looks like Abel came through as his #1 guy with a $100,000 Patek Philippe timepiece for the rapper ... diamond-studded and all.

Watch -- French can barely hold in his excitement ... The Weeknd can barely put down his phone.

You're about to see a 7'1", 350 pound man summon the powers of Mount Sinai and put them into his feet ... here's video of Shaquille O'Neal dominating a bunch of tiny humans ... at the Horah.

The couple that does Vegas together ...

Michael Phelps and his (sorta) new bride, Nicole Johnson, hit Sin City together this weekend for the first time as man and wife (as far as we know) ... and partied their faces off with Diplo!

The Phelps' got behind the DJ booth at XS Nightclub at the Encore ... and helped the famous DJ celebrate his 38th birthday while the club went crazy.

Donald Trump's inauguration may have certain segments of society worried, but those most immediately affected will be D.C. nightclub owners.

It doesn't take a rocket scientist ... hoards of celebs were planning to descend on D.C. to party hard, celebrating what they thought would be the first woman prez. Our survey of the Capital and Hollywood presents a pretty clear picture ... celebs are staying home.

One of the top clubs -- The Park -- attracted Jamie Foxx, Beyonce, Jay Z and Diddy for Obama post-inauguration parties. But the club's owner, Marc Barnes, tells us celebs will likely shy away this year.

Ditto for Echostage -- a nightclub/concert venue -- which had Hillary events penciled in, but now it has nothing.