Ride Me

NY Mets superstar Yoenis Cespedes channeled his inner Xzibit ... and PIMPED THE HELL out of his new ride -- a custom built 3-wheeled beast that he's now trying to sell.

Cespedes hooked up with Alex Vega from The Auto Firm in Miami to design a 2015 Polaris Slingshot ... which they stripped down to the studs and rebuilt with custom everything.

The end result is pretty cool ... a sick Avorza sound system, crazy lower LED lights that turn the street blue, a turbo kit for extra power and a special Avorza air ride suspension.

We're told Yoenis' MLB contract prevents him from driving the car -- but he loves designing custom rides and figured it would be a fun project.

Now the guys are selling the whip -- asking price is $75k.

Bow Wow has a short attention span on the subject of all things green, because his uber-fancy BMW hybrid is a thing of the past ... because it's lost its cool factor.

We got BW out at 1 OAK in WeHo Thursday night, and he explained his new priorities, including a house that needs lots of furniture.

Rob Gronkowski isn't just about party buses and booze cruises, he can class it up sometimes ... but with a touch of Gronk thrown it in.

The New England Patriots stud recently picked himself up a new Mercedes AMG S63 from Bernie Moreno and the folks at Mercedes Benz of Berlington, MA.

Moreno tells TMZ Sports dealing with Gronk was a breeze, saying, "He’s the absolute real deal. What you see is what you get. A really nice guy who loves what he does and is as genuine as I have ever met."

As for the actual car, Moreno says it was "fully-loaded" with 577hp, rear seat entertainment system and -- in a feature that sounds like it was created specifically for Gronk -- the car comes with a small fridge in the back.

Gronk gonna Gronk.

Bow Wow's selling a car that could easily have been part of the upcoming "Star Wars" flick.

It's a 2014 BMW i8. It could be yours for around $150k. As for why he's selling it, BW needs to make room in his garage for his brand new Range Rover Autobiography.

The rapper shouldn't have much trouble unloading it at GoXmotors ... it has a carbon fiber body, cool scissor doors, and it goes 0 to 60 in 3.6 secs. -- all that and it's a plug-in hybrid to boot.

And it comes with floor mats!

Chris Brown's paint job on his old 2004 Lamborghini Gallardo really did a number on the resale price, because the fancy whip -- once worth $500k -- is barely notching six digits at auction on eBay.

The hot rod's starting bid ... only $89,999 -- or best offer -- and that's with a meager 16,457 miles. The Lambo has a 10 cylinder engine, goes 0-60 in under 4 seconds and comes with custom suede interior.

Breezy had a tattoo artist paint Tupac's "Lord Knows" lyrics on the car's hood and roof. If you're a Biggie or Kanye fan, this one's not for you.

So far not a single taker. There's still several hours left to bid and several people watching ... so, it could be yours.

Blac Chyna is making it clear ... she doesn't need a man to buy her a new car because she just picked up a new whip of her own ... a black Audi R8 Convertible. Starting price ... $130k.

The big purchase comes on the heels of the Mercedes G Wagon debacle ... where Chyna was forced to turnover her old whip to ex Tyga, who let gf Kylie Jenner drive it before gifting her a brand new Ferrari.

Looking good -- in a new whip -- is the best revenge.

11:00 AM PST: TMZ has learned the woman arrested is not a stripper, but IS an employee of the Pink Pony strip club.

Young Dro has not only royally pissed off a stripper, she says he set her up and got her arrested for weed and an illegal gun.

According to a police report, Dro was in a city near Atlanta in February when he went to a stripper friend and asked to borrow her Cadillac. She agreed, with one condition ... that he pick her up after her shift at the Pink Pony.

Dro stood the stripper up, so she used her OnStar to track down the Caddy, which she found in a parking lot. Turns out cops were interested in the car as well, because they had just seen 2 men wildly driving it. So the stripper and cops showed up at the same time.

PROBLEM: Cops saw a big bag of weed in plain view in the backseat. That triggered a search, which produced a gun that turned out to be stolen.

To the stripper's shock, cops arrested her for the ganja and the gun.

When the stripper got sprung, she filed a grand theft auto report against Dro, and cops arrested him.

An Uber would have been so much easier.

T-Pain needs a major auto-tune-up after smashing his exotic ride in a multi-car wreck ... TMZ has learned.

The crash happened last week in L.A. -- we're told a purple sedan was turning left at an intersection, and T-Pain ... driving in the opposite direction in his fancy Aston Martin ... went through the intersection and plowed into the sedan.

The impact was so hard it knocked a tire off the sedan and flung it back into a 3rd car at the light.

As for fault ... one witness claims T-Pain jumped the light and went into the intersection early -- but Pain's camp claims the sedan turned after the light turned red.

Zak Bagans is adding another twisted piece of history to his growing collection ... he's the proud owner of Dr. Jack Kevorkian's former mobile death assistance laboratory.

Zak says when he heard Les Gold from Detroit's "Hardcore Pawn" was selling the 1968 VW van ... he snatched it up for $32,500.

Dr. Kevorkian used the van during his string of 130 assisted suicides before his own unassisted death in 2011.

Zak also got the original registration and a copy of Jack's driver's license. The bad news ... the van doesn't run.

This is the second piece of historical gore the "Ghost Adventures" star scooped up this year ... back in March he bought the cauldron serial killer Ed Gein used to secrete dismembered body parts.

We're told Zak plans to use the van for a paranormal project.

This guy didn't follow the rules of the parking lot and as his SUV was being towed away he decided to hop in the drivers seat and put the pedal to the metal.

Ever been stuck in a traffic jam then realize all the cars were backed up for no reason? Well, it may have had something to do these knuckleheads.

For some reason these dumb-dumbs thought doing donuts in the middle of the I-25 highway in Albuquerque, New Mexico was a good idea.

If Floyd Mayweather is the master of self-promotion, Paris Hilton is the mistress -- and she used Floyd's purchase of a super rare $4.8 mil hyper car to let the world know her BF is super rich too.

Floyd Mayweather wasted no time flossin' in his brand new $5 million super car ... taking it out to his favorite restaurant in Vegas -- Fatburger ... TMZ Sports has learned.

The boxer had been gunning to buy the Koenigsegg CCXR Trevita for months through his car guy Obi Okeke of Fusion Luxury Motors -- and when he finally took possession over the weekend, he was dyin' to take it for a spin.

We're told he parked the car outside of the Fatburger on the Vegas strip early Sunday morning ... and popped the hood to show people the ridiculously fast engine.

But after onlookers began to crowd the ride, Floyd decided he didn't want to risk driving it home -- too many obstacles -- so he called in a flatbed truck to safely return it to his mansion.

#RichPeopleProblems

Bad news pimps ... that tricked out blue and yellow Hummer with the baby blue SUEDE interior didn't really belong to Mike Vick ... so says Mike Vick.

The 2001 Hummer H1 -- which looks like one of the "Despicable Me" minions on wheels -- hit the eBay auction block recently ... with the seller touting the fact it used to belong to the NFL star and "no expense was spared."

We called Vick to get the backstory ... and that's when his rep broke the bad news telling us, "It's not his car. He's never owned a Hummer, period."

We're told Vick doesn't want to waste his time taking legal action -- he just wants people to know the truth. He also said he would never ever buy anything that looks like this.

Oscar De La Hoya has some serious financial advice for his up and coming fighters ... don't blow $5 MILLION on a fancy car -- go electric.

By the way, Oscar was leaving Katsuya in Hollywood with boxing superstar Canelo Alvarez -- who's prepping for his fight with Miguel Cotto in Nov.

Kylie Jenner loves that $260,000 Ferrari Tyga bought for her 18th birthday ... but the white just isn't her thing.

It appears Kylie had the ridiculously expensive whip painted while she played in St. Barts.