Stars In Heat

Bethenny Frankel can definitely stomach a messy divorce.

While in the middle of a contentious breakup from her estranged husband Jason Hoppy, the 42-year-old former "Real Housewives of NYC" star showed off her fit rockin' bod in a blue bikini while vacationing in Miami with her daughter Bryn.

Skinnygirl for life.

The environmental effects wreaked on the ecosystem are still unknown after a somewhat pale Tanning Mom aka Patricia Krentcil attempted to bronze her luscious droopy topless flesh, balloon knot belly button and tatted up vadge in an unfortunate silver bikini on a quarantined New Jersey beach yesterday.

Since getting off the hook for allegedly bringing her 5-year-old into a tanning booth, Patty -- who says she's 45 years old -- is now choosing to shrivel up like a raisin with the help of the natural sun.

Rachel Bilson's undercover asset was exposed on a Caribbean beach -- and now her immaculate butt is finally getting the attention it so richly deserves. Cue the applause ...

Ever since "The O.C." ('memba that) went off the air six years ago, Summer Roberts Rachel Bilson has really let herself go two pieces.

Having not aged since her days roaming the halls at Harbor High, the smokin' hot 31-year-old bathing beauty showed off her sunburnt rockin' bod in a sexy two-tone bikini on the beach in Barbados on Tuesday.

Rachel is giving us several gorgeous reasons why we should all start watching her latest TV show, "Hart of Dixie."

Serena Williams made a complete ass of herself in Florida ... in a beautiful way.

The ridiculously fit tennis legend managed to safely pour all of her luscious buxom lady parts into an industrial strength black and white bikini in Miami on Monday.

With her champion badonkadonk workin' overtime, no one was injured when the bootylicious 31-year-old got high and waisted for a photo shoot on the beach.

While you may only have about a month to get ready for bikini season, some of Hollywood's hottest babes are always ready to go two pieces.

While the New York Yankees got ready to play the Orioles -- injured superstar Alex Rodriguez engaged in his version of spring training today ... lounging poolside with gf Torrie Wilson.

A-Rod's recuperating from major hip surgery, but the 37-year-old is keeping busy -- y'know ... checking Facebook, soaking up the sun and enjoying the sight of Torrie's rock hard bikini bod in Miami ...

Bogus sex tape peddler Farrah Abraham just can't hide it anymore ... her breasts that is.

Abraham went frolicking on an L.A. beach earlier today in a barely-there bikini, where she celebrated the imminent release of her totally-staged "sex tape" with porn star James Deen.

TMZ broke the story ... Deen blew the lid off Farrah's sex tape plot yesterday ... telling us he was approached by a porn company to stage the sex tape over the weekend ... and that Farrah was behind the whole thing.

And we're not complaining ... at all.

Katherine Heigl took time out from making horrible romantic comedies and showed off two gorgeous reasons why she should still be cast in more films.

The 34-year-old former television actress poured herself into a golden yellow bikini top to tan her blockbuster lady curves in Cabo on Monday.

As long as it doesn't mean any sequels to "27 Dresses," "The Ugly Truth," "Killers," "Life As We Know It," "New Year's Eve," or "One for the Money," we'd all love to see more of Kat.

Chris Bosh's wife Adrienne hit a Caribbean beach with their adorable 11-month-old son -- who was udderly overshadowed by his mom's booty-FILLED bikini.

Mary J. Blige isn't letting a little thing like financial ruin stop her from vacationing in the Caribbean.

Rockin' a sexy green bikini, the 42-year-old cash-strapped R&B diva tried to get her mind off the $900K tax lien she got hit with in February ... and defaulting on a $2 million bank loan last year ... and the $250K bank loan her charity was sued for ... by somehow finding the means to jet down to Puerto not-so Rico this weekend.

All that drama has Mary feeling the heat.

2:35 PM PT -- A rep for Mary tells us the singer, "was performing at an event, she was NOT vacationing."

Miami Heat star Chris Bosh may have had over $300K in watches and rings jacked from his home, but he's still got the family jewels ... his wife's bootyful bikini body.

Looking like a long lost Kardashian, Adrienne Bosh barely contained herself in a red two-piece as she showed off her buxom precious gems on the beach with her son in Puerto Rico this weekend.

She's making those crooks look like a giant ass.

Donny Osmond is a little bit ... burnt.

The 55-year-old entertainer took time out from performing with his sister Marie Osmond in Las Vegas ... and unsuccessfully attempted to tan his lily white Mormon skin in Hawaii on Thursday.

After charring his torso to a crisp on the beach ... the Osmond brother continued to enjoy his moment in the sun by wisely covering up with an undershirt.

Here are some photos of Jessica Alba and her husband Cash Warren in St. Barts.

And now some reactions from around the office ...

Mike: I can't stop staring.

Gary: I hate my life.

Charles: I'm kinda over her now.

Evan: Charles is insane.

The person who burglarized Chris Bosh's Miami house has a HUUUUGE set of cojones on 'em ... 'cause they ransacked the place WHILE SEVERAL PEOPLE WERE INSIDE THE HOME.

TMZ has obtained the police report filed after the Miami Heat star noticed he'd been jacked late Wednesday night -- and according to the docs, Bosh told cops the perp took a bunch of expensive stuff including:

-- 12 watches (worth $300k)
-- 2 rings ($4,000)
-- several purses ($155,000)
-- $20,000 in cash

Bosh told police he noticed his 2012 NBA championship ring on the floor in his closet -- almost as if the crook KNEW not to take it.

According to the report, several people were inside the house during the time of the burglary -- including two babysitters, the couple's children, and another teenager. Bosh and his wife had been at a birthday party for the NBA star at a Miami nightclub during the time of the incident.

Cops say there was no sign of forced entry ... but it does appear that two doors in the home were unlocked.

Heidi Klum ain't afraid of no stupid water ... 'cause just three days after saving her son and two nannies from a dangerous rip tide in Hawaii, Klum got back into rough waters ... at Disney's California Adventure.

It's a pretty brave move considering the frightening scene in Oahu earlier this week ... when Heidi sprinted into the ocean to pull her son Henry and their two nannies out of the surf, while wearing nothing more than a skimpy bikini.

In fact, the water was so rough that day, her boyfriend Martin Kristen could be seen struggling to catch his breath on the shore after the terrifying incident.

But there was no water rescue necessary in California on Wednesday ... when a fearless Heidi was seen laughing her way through Grizzly River Run with Martin and her kids.