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Chris Martin gets to bang Gwyneth Paltrow -- the most beautiful woman in the world (according to a magazine) -- which is awesome ... if you're into hairy situations. Hey, she said it.

Michael Jordan had to invite a friend as close as Tiger Woods to his huge wedding -- but with his track record ... let's hope TW didn't get too close to the bride, the bridesmaids, the mother of the bride, the cake ...

Samuel L. Jackson knows his way around a golf course -- which is why he didn't hesitate when we asked him to finger the BEST famous linksman. You won't believe your ears ... on a couple of levels.

Country star Billy Currington's never looked better ... in police custody. Seriously, this guy says he's "Pretty Good at Drinking Beer" -- but he's also mastered looking hot for a mug shot. Blue steel, judge!! Blue steel.

Gwyneth Paltrow is now the "World's Most Beautiful Woman" ... and while we might not agree with the pick -- okay, definitely don't -- we also think GP doesn't deserve all the blame for jacking the title.

Some, but not all.

Justin Bieber should be locked up -- not for the tour bus pot drama -- but for the ridiculous onesies he and Lil Za flaunted while getting on that bus. And we thought the Hammer pants were bad ('cause they were).

Mark Wahlberg's offer to reunite with the Funky Bunch is even more impressive when you realize he'd be sharing the stage with a guy named "Hector the Booty Inspector." Heart o' gold ... that Marky Mark.

Former Philadelphia Eagles QB and soup pitchman Donovan McNabb was put to the test -- when asked to name the best soup of all-time. Get ready ... for the first (and probably last) Soup-er Bowl!

Two bars are always better than 1 ... especially when they look like Bar Refaeli and "Pain & Gain" stripper Bar Paly. So, the only real question here is -- who will be objectified more in this video?

Former "Baywatch" star Nicole Eggert absolutely destroyed her back on that diving show "Splash" -- but based on the pics of her injuries ... her nearly naked butt came out perfectly fine. Very fine.

"Hunger Games" star Leven Rambin got screwed out of all that sequel money -- thanks to the damn tracker jackers -- but got sweet revenge with a new gig ... that doesn't involve fighting off oversized wasps.

With Blake Griffin and the L.A. Clippers heading into the NBA Playoffs, one question MUST be answered! Or so our camera guy thought, "Hey, ask a stupid question ..."

Kevin Hart's never shied away from a good ol' fashioned racism joke -- but even he was stumped by Mexican Barbie. What? Stick a chihuahua under a doll's arm and everyone gets bent outta shape!

Brooke Shields is here to save your sex life by revealing which piece of furniture is best for getting busy -- love seats or recliners? Dim the lights ... your living room's about to get way sexier.

Rapper Big Sean knows all about bass and treble -- but can he hang with the homie Pythagoras? Yeah, it's about to get all mathy up in here. Confused? Ok, we're going to rap about math.

Rachel Bilson's undercover asset was exposed on a Caribbean beach -- and now her immaculate butt is finally getting the attention it so richly deserves. Cue the applause ...