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Justin Bieber might be getting handfuls of Miley Cyrus' Montantas -- which would totally ruin the sex appeal points she just earned with that insane twerking video ... almost.

Yep ... it's that good.

Ben Affleck had one of the worst white person problems ever -- his pricey vintage Chevy Malibu SS broke down on the mean streets of ritzy Pacific Palisades!

How ... does ... he ... survive?

Kanye West's latest outburst at a photog -- for no reason -- is a sign he might have some serious anger issues.

Maybe that sign he ran into was right all along.

Beyonce's favorite thing to do these days is to post photo evidence she's not pregnant ... which reminds absolutely no one -- have ya seen "Black Baby?"

Hey, you asked for it.

Dolph Lundgren is a walking piece of Hollywood history because the "Rocky IV" scene where he kills Apollo Creed is one of the greatest of all-time -- if you exclude about 400 others ... and why wouldn't you?

"If he dies, he dies." Solid gold.

Singer Ciara ruffled some feather boas by backing out of a Gay Pride event in West Hollywood -- which suddenly sounds very appealing to some TMZ staffers.

And NOT the ones you'd expect!

Russian President Vladimir Putin and his wife are calling it quits, and she sounds like she's totally cool with it ... so despite the divorce, it must have been a successful marriage!

Unless ... she's being forced to say nice things? NAH, not in Russia!!!

Nelly, Darius Rucker, and Cowboy Troy hit up the CMT Awards ... on purpose -- proving country music is going the way of baseball, basketball, golf, and even hockey!

Ok, maybe not hockey. Yet.

"Games of Thrones" star Jason Momoa doing a traditional Maori war dance is either scary as hell -- or totally non-threatening and ready-made for a musical.

Sorry Jason, but those are some jazzy hands.

Whitney Houston's daughter Bobbi Kristina Brown got evicted and proceeded to draft one of the nastiest farewell letters ever -- which we now proudly bring to life.

Bitch mode ... ON!

"Now You See Me" star Dave Franco has big bro James beat ...when it comes to adoring fans -- because you gotta see how one chick reacted when DF accidentally passed up her autograph request.

Dave, if you're out there ... it's time to make things right.

Kristin Cavallari took the easiest path to a slamming bikini-ready ass -- date Jay Cutler, get dumped, get pregnant with his baby, and then ... BAM! Instant booty. Simple.

Rick Ross is an awesome guy and an undervalued talent in hip-hop. Which is why we lovingly put together this story about him. It's definitely not because he threatened us.

Jennifer Lawrence was spotted in her head-to-toe body paint for the next "X-Men" movie -- which means some lucky devil's been busy filling in every crack and crevice. But ... how?

Kanye West's swollen forehead has been avenged! The sign that took him down has been sentenced to hanging ... a few feet higher than before. Celebrity ... justice?

Now that model Elke the Stallion's massive assets are starring in the "Bubble Butt" music video ... she's proving big girls can make it in Hollywood too.

She's also balancing soda cans on her ass. So ... PROGRESS!