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LeBron James might go down in history as the best basketball player ever ... AND the worst basketball-player-turned-rapper ever.

He's no Shaq -- for better or worse -- but give him a listen.

King of Leon got totally upstaged by one man and his instrument -- and it was all courtesy of the greatest/grossest piece of crowd surfing of all-time.

There's just not enough hand-sanitizer in the world .

Jay-Z finally revealed the answer to the question at least one person was pondering -- what is his favorite cereal? His answer blew our minds ... and inspired a crunchy new rap!

Sorry, Jay ... we own rights on this beat.

George Clooney and Stacy Keibler finally broke up like we all knew they would -- the only question is ... HOW did Clooney break it to her?

Rihanna got a cold dose of reality in Poland -- when a swarm of fans made her feel like a "caged animal" at the beach.

RiRi's tiny, tiny bikini probably definitely didn't help matters.

50 Cent is taking that domestic violence allegation against him lying down -- on his Gucci couch, in his home theater, and next to his awesome pool.

Yeah, you can tell he's all busted up about the case.

Psy knows all about South Korea's incredibly, umm ... odd-looking children's game which you could call human kid-ipede!

But before you call it weird, listen to Psy's explanation. Then call it weird.

NFL stud Eric Decker and country singer Jessie James flaunted their disgustingly perfect bods on their honeymoon ... and staked their (debatable) claim to the title of hottest married celebs.

Seriously ... Ken and Barbie should bury their heads in the sand.

Rihanna's outfit -- or the lack thereof -- has everyone wondering ... is it really Chanel? Kidding ... we're actually puzzled about if she's even wearing underwear at all!

Michael Jordan was a few dice rolls away from conquering former MTV VJ Kennedy's virginity -- at least that's what she claims. Gambling and sex?!!

Does that sound like MJ? Yeah, that's what we thought.

Queen Elizabeth's hidden treasure is no secret to Dr. Marcus Setchell -- aka the Royal gynecologist -- who will also get under Kate Middleton's hood to deliver, arguably, the most anticipated fetus of the year.

No pressure, doc (hope that catcher's mitt is broken in)!!

Chief Keef is officially the richest person to ever go hungry -- after McDonalds refused to sell him some grub because he only had $100 bills.

Poor, poor rich people ... they have it so tough.

Marvin Gaye's son loves his father's music so much, he and his wife get busy to it -- and just to drive the point home, MG3 presented our camera guy with exhibit A ... his son!

Umm ... gross, Dad.

Keri Hilson is one of the lucky few humans who's tasted the latest, greatest food invention -- the cronut ... a croissant/doughnut hybrid that's turning New York City into a diabetes breeding ground.

Here's what we know: Snoop Lion smells a skunk -- and not the ooh weee kind he normally likes. No, this time the offending odor belongs to one of the paps greeting him at the airport.

We put our best bloodhounds on the case ... to spot the funky culprit.

Chris Brown just learned that ole saying -- mess with Miss Russian L.A. ... get charged with hit-and-run. Or something like that.

Anyway, CB's screwed after a fender bender with the chick.