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'Honey Boo Boo' and her kinfolk took a redneck road trip to our nation's capital -- and instantly became the most likable people in the entire city.

Politicians ... watch and learn how to git 'er done in D.C.!

Laugh all you want at "Sharknado" ... but it will go down in history as one of the greatest godawful TV movies ever!

Otherwise know as -- that thing people got ridiculously passionate about for no good reason.

Jay-Z won't be having a sit down with Robert De Niro anytime soon -- which is weird because you'd think the guy famous for "Taxi Driver," and "Raging Bull" would be easy to talk to--ohh, right.

That's grade AAA beef you smell cooking between Jay & Bobby D!

The Insane Clown Posse topped GQ's list of the worst rappers of all-time -- and to add insult to injury ... they got beat by feline rapper MC Skat Kat!

Yeah, he's a cartoon -- but still sucks less than ICP. According to GQ.

LeBron James might go down in history as the best basketball player ever ... AND the worst basketball-player-turned-rapper ever.

He's no Shaq -- for better or worse -- but give him a listen.

King of Leon got totally upstaged by one man and his instrument -- and it was all courtesy of the greatest/grossest piece of crowd surfing of all-time.

There's just not enough hand-sanitizer in the world .

Jay-Z finally revealed the answer to the question at least one person was pondering -- what is his favorite cereal? His answer blew our minds ... and inspired a crunchy new rap!

Sorry, Jay ... we own rights on this beat.

George Clooney and Stacy Keibler finally broke up like we all knew they would -- the only question is ... HOW did Clooney break it to her?

Rihanna got a cold dose of reality in Poland -- when a swarm of fans made her feel like a "caged animal" at the beach.

RiRi's tiny, tiny bikini probably definitely didn't help matters.

50 Cent is taking that domestic violence allegation against him lying down -- on his Gucci couch, in his home theater, and next to his awesome pool.

Yeah, you can tell he's all busted up about the case.

Psy knows all about South Korea's incredibly, umm ... odd-looking children's game which you could call human kid-ipede!

But before you call it weird, listen to Psy's explanation. Then call it weird.

NFL stud Eric Decker and country singer Jessie James flaunted their disgustingly perfect bods on their honeymoon ... and staked their (debatable) claim to the title of hottest married celebs.

Seriously ... Ken and Barbie should bury their heads in the sand.

Rihanna's outfit -- or the lack thereof -- has everyone wondering ... is it really Chanel? Kidding ... we're actually puzzled about if she's even wearing underwear at all!

Michael Jordan was a few dice rolls away from conquering former MTV VJ Kennedy's virginity -- at least that's what she claims. Gambling and sex?!!

Does that sound like MJ? Yeah, that's what we thought.

Queen Elizabeth's hidden treasure is no secret to Dr. Marcus Setchell -- aka the Royal gynecologist -- who will also get under Kate Middleton's hood to deliver, arguably, the most anticipated fetus of the year.

No pressure, doc (hope that catcher's mitt is broken in)!!

Chief Keef is officially the richest person to ever go hungry -- after McDonalds refused to sell him some grub because he only had $100 bills.

Poor, poor rich people ... they have it so tough.