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George Clooney’s BFF and business partner Rande Gerber knows how to make an entrance. Dude loaded up a private jet with case after case of their own primo tequila ... and made a beeline for the Cloons' Italian wedding.

Having his wife Cindy Crawford on his arm won't hurt either.

Rihanna's defending herself after the NFL and CBS pulled her musical open from Thursday Night Football ... amid the Ray Rice domestic violence scandal.

The heart of her message is pretty clear -- Queen RiRi is nobody's pawn.

Daniel Fishel's old “Boy Meets World” co-stars came out to show her some love at her book signing ... which is awesome. Now, whether the book is an awesome just depends on who you ask -- as the guys found out.

Little old ladies and 90s TV shows not called "Golden Girls" ... not a great mix. Who knew?

Nicki Minaj knows the game ... you want people to stop talking about a bizarre photo of your booty -- you gotta give 'em a perfect pic of something else. Hmm, half-exposed yabbos oughta do it.

Anacondas like those too

Lauren Morelli wrote about women falling for women on "Orange is the New Black" ... and says the next thing she knows -- she'a a real life lesbian who dates Poussey ... or the actress who plays her on the show.

Good thing she never wrote for "Dexter."

Hip hop producer Mally Mall is pimping his sick ride -- not for style, but for safety -- bulletproofing his Maybach because he tells us there's way too much shooting in the biz these days.

The new "Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood" cast member says he sent his custom whip to Richie Rich at West Coast Customs for what you might call the POTUS treatment -- full bulletproofing AND bombproofing.

Mall says the windows all have double-pane glass (with the holes to return fire if needed) -- and the frame is layered with steel plates. He says the vehicle virtually indestructible now ... though we'd love to see who was dumb brave enough to test it.

As we first told you ... Mally helped squash the Drake-Chris Brown beef -- but he says recent shootings involving Suge Knight and Chris Brown, and backstage at Wiz Khalifa's show ... made him think it's time for security upgrades.

Carpooling with African wild cats doesn't hurt either.

Steven Bauer is most famous for "Ray Donovan" and “Scarface” ... but now he's getting more attention for being the 57-year-old boyfriend of an 18-year-old chick! Steven's hookup is either a little disturbing -- or a little awesome.

Really just depends on who you ask.

Paris Hilton’s new male companion is extremely hairy, weighs less than a pound ... and set her back $13K! Yeah, she really dropped that much on a teeny tiny dog that will be near impossible to see around the house.

Life in P's purse might actually be a good thing for this little guy.

'RHONY' star Sonja Morgan hit a New York Fashion Week party where there was clearly an open bar ... ‘cause she was slurring like crazy when we ran into her outside.

The only person having a better time -- the dude with his tongue down her throat!

Kanye West ranted on in concert in Australia, despite the SKULL EXPLODING migraine headache he was treated for in an emergency room earlier that day.

The guy’s a real trooper, cuz the show (and the rant) must go on, even if you’re in excruciating pain.

The new reality show “Rica, Famosa, Latina” – which is kinda like a Latin version of 'Real Housewives' -- hasn’t even aired yet, but there’s already been a massive fight!

Bienvenidos a reality TV, mamitas!

Courtney Love and her band “Hole” allegedly stiffed a camera guy who recorded some of their live shows -- so he decided to get some sweet sweet audio revenge.

What you're about to hear is Courtney's raw mic and guitar -- isolated from the rest of the band -- and it's ... well ... try to listen.

The Piano Guys are racking up millions of YouTube hits with their mashups of classical songs and pop songs ... like Vivaldi and “Let It Go” from "Frozen."

So, naturally, we had to know who else from the classical world could crush it in modern music -- and the guys went for baroque! Sorry, that was awful.

If only we could go Bach.

Kate Middleton is knocked up again, and just like last time ... The Duchess of Cambridge is puking her guts out like a sorority chick during rush week.

Power puking -- it's the new Royal thing to do ... when you're pregnant! (Don't get any ideas, Harry)

Kanye West is skating on thin ice -- one more blow up at the paparazzi could mean blowing his probation and going to jail. So, navigating a crowd of selfie-taking fans and photogs in an Australian airport, while pushing North's stroller is basically ... the ULTIMATE CHALLENGE!

Can Yeezus survive the gauntlet? Watch and find out!

Crikey, is that Kanye West playing basketball down under??? Next to a group of old ladies doing calisthenics???

Yes it is, though technically in order to "play basketball" you have to actually TOUCH the basketball.