Seth To Crown Bar: I Can Buy You, B**ch!
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Seth MacFarlane just got a little more awesome. The "Family Guy" creator was majorly dissed outside Crown Bar last week by a cocky doorman. But instead of whining about his experience, he took the classy route and sent three bouquets totaling $5,000 to the bar last night.
Seth signed a $100 mil deal with Fox earlier this year, and can pretty much buy Crown Bar -- and all the lame employees in it.
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Family Thinks Katt is Krazy
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Comedian Katt Williams' real life drama is nothing to laugh at.
Williams' family is so concerned about his mental health, they have asked a judge to order him to seek a psychiatric evaluation.
It all started at a motel in South Carolina where, according to The Sumter Item, cops responded to a suspicious persons call and found Williams dressed in a bath robe with a towel wrapped around his head, trying to check in. Police made no arrests that night -- but later Katt showed up at a random law office asking attorney Garryl Deas for help.
According to Deas, Katt was speaking gibberish claiming the cops were trying to "violate his rights," and everyone had turned against him. Williams family members have since gotten a police escort to transport him to a local hospital for psychiatric evaluation. They told Deas they were seeking to get him "committed."
'Family Guy' Creator In Bar Rejection Quagmire
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How the hell does the guy who created "Family Guy" not get right into a bar in Hollywood?!
Seth MacFarlane was initially turned away from Crown Bar last night by that same 93-pound door guy who turned away Chuck Liddell and Barack Obama's lookalike -- but then, the glorified clip-board holder heard Seth do one of the voices from his show...
After droppin' a "Giggidy, giggidy" while entertaining the paparazzi, Seth finally got approval to get past the velvet rope -- but when the doormen gave him the O.K., Seth actually told them to wait ... the way it should be.
Jerry Springer: No Teeth, Big Problem
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Jerry Springer has been on the air for 18 years. His scientific equation for success: The less teeth his guests have, the longer the show lasts.
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Arnold Yeah I'm Free, Free Ballin'
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Try watching this video and not looking at the Governator's crotch.
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Fired Cheerleader: I Did 'Not See' the Swastika
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The ex-New England Patriots cheerleader kicked off the squad for her role in a penis-happy, swastika infested photo scandal is finally talking -- and she's blaming the whole thing on bad judgment .... a really bad Halloween costume.
In a statement to TMZ, 18-year-old Caitlin Davis refuses to take responsibility for the offensive images drawn on a drunk guy who passed out at a party, because, "The kid in the picture was a 'drunk guy who passed out and was written on,' as his costume for the night."
It all went down in a dorm at Boston College. Caitlin claims, "Me and my girls left the dorm and went to another house and came back to the kid passed out on the futon we were suppose to sleep on. The guys ended up drawing more on him due to the fact that he was the first one to pass out on Halloween night ... At the time I had jumped in the picture with the kid, I didn't realize what had been drawn on him, which I take responsibility for not being alert."
She adds, "Me and my girlfirends [sic] took pictures with him because we found it humorous how badly he was drawn on."
More proof the Patriots are falling apart without Tom Brady.
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Patriots Cheerleader Fired Over Penis Scandal
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The New England Patriots are none too fond of cheerleaders who draw penises, swastikas and anti-Semitic slurs on drunk people.
18-year-old Caitlin Davis got the boot from the football team's cheerleading squad, the Boston Herald is reporting, after several inappropriate and downright offensive pictures featuring Davis cheifing* a drunk person were found on her Facebook page. Doesn't anyone set those things to private anymore!?
FYI -- Davis recently dressed up as an angel for the team's Halloween celebration.
*cheif -- to write, mark, shave, sud or otherwise vandalize an individual who is comatose due to over consumption of alcohol.
Chris Kattan Has Hairy Palms
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If God really kills a kitten every time someone masturbates, then Chris Kattan probably is responsible for the entire west wing of his local pet cemetery.
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Woke Up This Morning, Got Myself a Toy Gun...
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O.K., so the gun is plastic -- but that doesn't make James Gandolfini any less terrifying.
Regis Holy Overreaction, Batman!
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Regis Philbin gave his side of that whole "Dominican thing" to our cameraman -- and Batman -- this morning in NY.
Oh, and that planned protest? Hasn't happened yet.
UPDATE: Our guy on scene says a few people have assembled -- about 15 -- in a peaceful protest. They're demanding an on-air apology from R&K and threatening a mass protest if they don't get it.
Springer: I Told These People Not To Procreate!
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Jerry's show has been on for 18 years, and thanks to his vast array of freakshow guests who refuse to stop with the baby-makin' -- even though Springer specifically instructed them to quit -- the show's showing no signs of ever stopping. Ever.
T.I. McCain Too Gangsta For Me
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He's pled guilty on federal weapons charges, been under house arrest and faces up to a year in jail -- but the thing that scares the crap out of rapper T.I. ... is a certain 72-year-old white Republican dude from Arizona?! Too bad convicted felons can't vote.
Regis Hey, Schmidt Happens!
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Regis Philbin was left cleaning up Kelly Ripa's Schmidt-stains yesterday, after his co-host accidentally dropped a real S-bomb on live televsion!
But even for a pro like Reeg, Mike Schmidt is a tough name to say.
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Jessica Biel Tinactin' Crazy
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If you thought there was nothing Jessica Biel could say to make her unattractive -- watch this video.
Billy Ray to Miley: Open Wide, Here Comes Dessert
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There's something a little creepy about a 15-year-old girl getting spoon fed by her dad.
Billy Ray Cyrus, his 15-year-old moneymaker and her 20-year-old boyfriend/underwear model had a three-way date at a milkshake parlor in West Hollywood last night. So we ask....
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Ryan Gosling to Pap You're a 'Half'-Wit!
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Our photog was seriously man-crushing on Ryan Gosling yesterday -- and things may have worked out a little better if he didn't royally screw up the name of one of Ryan's recent flicks, "Half Nelson."
