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Check out which actors made the red carpet look more like a costume party.

The petite press-shy princess dropped her usual haute homeless couture to introduce the latest in Eskimo chic, and hid her face from paparazzi in Beverly Hills on Wednesday.

Can you blame her? Who in her right mind wants to be photographed looking like an Antarctic streetwalker?

Once relegated to the likes of Dorothy Hamill and Posh Spice, now some of Hollywood's hottest hunks, like actor-turned-goth rocker Jared Leto (upper left), and "Heroes" star Milo Ventimiglia (upper right), are getting their locks sheared, shaped and flat-ironed into the feminine flip. How lovely!

Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz (lower left) has taken the emasculating man-bob a step further by also adding heavy eyeliner to the not-so-dandy do, while AFI's Davey Havok's (lower right) man-bob with fake eyelashes makes RuPaul look butch. Can you say Liza with a Z?

Before you start blaming these metrosexual messes for their bad bouffants, send your man-bob hate mail to the real person responsible for its 21st Century resurgence -- Miss Rosie O'Donnell (center).

Thursday.

Cindy's fur-ga-trocious footwear stopped the 76-year-old's look dead in its tracks. Cindy topped off this grizzly ensemble with a "matching" bag -- which appears to be made from one of Michael Jackson's old wigs. She's bad!

Even if it is cold on the East coast, the gossipista's zoological horror is an abomination. For everyone's sake, let's hope that Cindy keeps her Gorilla Gams Tour "only in New York kids, only in New York."

While Miss Ross seems to be reveling in the adoration of her fans, don't expect PETA or the Fashion Police to ask for an autograph.

Rachel McAdams had "Mean Girls" everywhere in a tizzy when she showed up to an awards show on Friday sporting tragic pink, er, lowlights. Anyone for some cotton candy?

"The Notebook" star's wannabe punk tresses resembled Frenchy from the Pink Ladies. Rach's hairstylist must be a beauty school dropout ... or colorblind. Or both.

Sporting a haircut usually reserved for 12-year-olds, Clarkson's undergone an image make-under during her time away from touring. Here she's seen being fondled by a bastardized Muppet from Broadway's "Avenue Q."

With the help of her favorite witch boots and an inexplicable indifference toward hair care, Mary-Kate Olsen is single-handedly spearheading the Beverly Hills street urchin look. Spare some change?

Just because she seems homeless, don't think that looking this bad comes cheap; MK's orthopedic torture devices disguised as high-end footwear will run you about $1500. That's a lot of lunches at the soup kitchen! Olsen's Balenciaga boots are the ugliest things in the fashion biz since ... Donatella Versace.

The normally hyper-eyelashed icon looked like she was ditching the cabaret stage for a skatepark when she showed up at LAX on Wednesday, sans makeup and showing off her skater gear. Rad.

Someone didn't tell Yoko that Halloween was over a month ago.

The shrieking septuagenarian showed up for an art event in Miami on Thursday in this Willy Wonka meets the Mad Hatter meets Elvira ensemble ... which caused shrieking of another ilk.

Yoko's top hat, sunglasses and plunging neckline create a fashion trilogy of terror that leaves us wishing she'd dress more species-appropriate. Imagine!

Damon Wayans became the first famous offender of the Laugh Factory's ban on the use of the n-word, and was fined and banned from the club for three months as a result, Wayans' publicist tells TMZ.

After the Michael Richards incident on November 17, the club decided to ban use of the word and fine comedians $20 for every offense. Wayans took the stage Sunday during a showcase of African-American comedians called "Chocolate Sundaes." Wayans opened his routine with the line, "Give yourselves a big round of applause for coming down and supporting 'N***** Night.'" According to the L.A. Times, Wayans used the word 15 more times during his 20-minute appearance.

That's a $320 contribution to the Laugh Factory's swear jar. Wayans' rep had no further comment other than to confirm the fine and the temporary ban.

Just hours after TMZ broke the story about Andy Dick's cavalier use of the N word in a comedy club this weekend, the alleged comedian has admitted that he made a huge mistake.

In an apology issued through his publicist, Dick said, "I chose to make a joke about a subject that is not funny. In an attempt to make light of a serious subject, I have offended a lot of people, and I am sorry for my insensitivity. I wish to apologize to Ian, to the club, and its patrons and to anyone who was hurt or offended by my remark."

While the 48-year-old usually looks stunning, on this particular Beverly Hills holiday shopping stop, Stone's fashion muses clearly took the day off.

Rachel Zoe, we've got a new job for you, and the client is already built like a 12-year-old, because she's 12.

Dakota Fanning's court jester/MC Hammer ensemble was seen at the Tokyo premiere of "Charlotte's Web" on Wednesday. The poor thing is in need of a pre-teen makeover.

Move over Lindsay Lohan, there's a new underage drinker in da house!

Pint-sized British rapper, Lady Sovereign, aka Louise Amanda Harman, needs to brush up on the drinking laws on this side of the pond.

While onstage Tuesday at Miami's Studio A, the 20-year-old singer belted out her hit song, "Love Me or Hate Me" while swigging a Corona.

Who needs a fake I.D. when you're famous?!