Beauty

It's been three years since Jennifer Hawkins was crowned Miss Universe, but the 23-year-old beauty could still win just about any swimsuit competition in the world! G'day mate!

The leggy Australian showed off her red bikini (and her God-given talents) while walking on the topless beaches of Formentera, Spain. Que guapa! While Hawkins, unfortunately kept her top on, who wouldn't want to go down under with her!

In the wake of all the bad Lindsay Lohan news, there's a ray of porny sunshine! In honor of "Firecrotch," an adult film website is offering half-off on all videos with redheads. Spicy!

SugarDVD is offering the "Firecrotch DUI DVD Special" featuring titles like "Cherry Pie" and "Nasty Little Redheads." The best part-- they're all 50% off retail price. Snatch 'em up while you can!

But what does this have to do with Lindsay Lohan? Loads! SugarDVD will donate 13% of the sale's proceeds to Mothers Against Drunk Driving of Los Angeles.

Ms. Miles turned up at the movie premiere of "Becoming Jane" in New York on Tuesday, sporting the essential starlet accessories: shades, oversized bag and ballet flats, but traded her Venti-sized coffee cup for a glass of red wine. Linds won't be needing that SCRAM bracelet any more!

Miles has received two Oscar nominations. Perhaps LiLo will someday get one too -- for playing herself!

TMZ has learned that Britney's self-arranged photo shoot and interview with OK! Magazine was a complete disaster. We're told that the photos are so bad, execs at the magazine are, at this moment, trying to decide whether to report what actually happened -- or sanitize the truth to protect the pop train wreck.

According to multiple sources, Britney's behavior during the interview was "nothing less than a meltdown." She was, according to our sources, "completely out of it" during the shoot. The photos are "so bad" we've learned, that to publish them could "kill her career."

Apparently, Brit Brit's eyes rolled back in her head at one point, causing her to look half dead. Her mood, we're told, was extremely erratic. She took frequent bathroom breaks our source says, and each time she returned her mood would change. She was also completely paranoid during the entire interview, fearing at one point the ceiling was about to cave in on her. Out of control y'all!

We've also learned that Brit had some issues with hygiene on the set as well. At one point, Britney ordered up some fried chicken to munch on. We're told after she chowed down, she wiped her hands on a several thousand dollar dress that she was wearing for the shoot, staining it with grease. Yuck! One of her dogs also needed some assistance in the housebreaking department. Our on-set spy says that the dog pooped all over the floor, and Brit used (what else?) -- a dress to clean it up! How trashtastic!

Jefferson Airplane's Grace Slick, and Mamas & the Papas' Michelle Phillips are still '60s rockers -- 67 & 63 years old! And one pill makes you ... older!

The sexagenarian music Golden Girls came out of storage to attend a screening at the Egyptian Theater in Hollywood on Friday. Rock on!

Go ask Alice -- for some Metamucil!

Thanks to our friends at jezebel.com, who dug up the original photo, TMZ readers can have a look at Faith in all her real glory, and see how she was "cleaned up" for her cover. Through the miracle of Photoshop, they gave 39-year-old Faith a body like 24-year-old Carrie Underwood!

For a mother of three just a few months shy of 40 with a non-stop schedule, the real Faith looks amazing!

Perez Hilton has thrown down the digital gauntlet and dared Gummi Bear to find out which of them can chow down the most hotdogs -- is this kosher?

The Queen says he's going to be outside of Kitson on Robertson Blvd., Thursday at 5:00 PM, where they'll see which of the two bloated loudmouths can run a mile and then down the most dogs. There she blows!

Perez has asked TMZ boss Harvey Levin to officiate, and he has agreed -- on the condition that they eat only Hebrew National dogs. No word yet from Team Gummi.

Behold the building of the beehive with wee soul singer Amy Winehouse, who was filmed in a British train station, piling up the rat's nest on her haid -- and it clearly takes a lot of work to look that trashy! This tireless effort may explain how she stays so thin!

The sexagenarian orthopedic wonder turned up on the red carpet barely dressed in a pair of sheer pants! Peek-a-BOO!

Liza has survived polyps on her vocal cords, double pneumonia, two hip replacements, three knee surgeries, viral encephalitis and David Gest.

The 45-year-old expressionless singer, born Leslie Wunderman, turned up at an event at The Beverly Hills Hotel on Thursday looking plastered -- anyone seen the caulk gun?!

Poor Taylor. She may have sung about a "Heart of Stone," but it's her mug that now appears to be made of marble! Rock on, girl!

Paris Hilton left the Ole Henriksen spa in West Hollywood on Tuesday sporting a Warhol-inspired pop art shirt with her own pouty mug plastered on it. How artsy fartsy!

The heiress spent the afternoon de-stressing with a massage and a Hawaiian sugar scrub. Wash away those sins, girl!

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After a transatlantic performance at London's Bush (!) Hall, the rehabbed rocker emerged with an admirer's flattering bouquet -- while sporting an unfortunate plastic hat and bleached-out horse weave highlighting her prominent nose and tusk-white veneers. Anatomically correct doll parts!

Courtney is working on a new album -- without Hole.

Sadly, it's Heidi's real mug that looks like it's been through the wash a few too many times!

The 67-year-old heartthrob just gets better with every passing year! It's not unusual! Is it?

The host of the critically acclaimed strip show "Pants-Off Dance-Off" arrived to the opening of the Pink Taco restaurant in Los Angeles on Thursday and showed off her biggest (and possibly newest) assets. Goodbye Olsens, hello Sweetin Twins!

For "Transformers" star Megan Fox, morphing is in season this summer. Few can so enviably emulate one of the most gorgeous women in the world. But has Angelina found her match?

Who's got it goin' on? Angie or her wannabe?