Beauty

Oprah herself says don't hate on Terrence Howard for loving on her "tig ol' bitties" -- because she fully admits her rack was large and in charge during their sex scene.

Oprah taped an interview with Steve Harvey ... and talked about the scene Terrence made famous last week by blabbing about her round mounds.

Oprah told Steve ... "It was supposed to be like a little scene, and because Terrence Howard misbehaved it turned into a bigger scene, and then a bigger scene."

Can ya blame him?

As for people being offended about Howard's "tig ol' bitties" comment -- Oprah had an awesome response for that.

After infamously partying her career away, former actress Tara Reid made a triumphant return to the Hollywood nightlife scene ... and staggered barefoot out of a club and into the street last night.

Unable to stand on her own power, the shoeless 37-year-old patron saint of party girls everywhere was escorted out of the Emerson Theater with the help of a handsome seeing-eye friend.

Luckily for everyone, the "Taradise" star had enough sense left in her bloodstream to make it safely into a taxicab.

Bye, bye Miss American Pie.

Matthew McConaughey is back in the buff ... only 3 months after looking more emaciated than the star of a Spielberg movie.

Need some motivation to risk your life scaling a building? Meet the Victoria's Secret model we found at a mall, and promptly dubbed ... Black Rapunzel! Watch, you'll understand.

Attention Bayside High alumni: Zack Morris is jacked!

Zack -- aka Mark-Paul Gosselaar -- showed off his lean, smooth and ripped 39-year-old pecs, bis and abs, while filming a surfing scene with his "Franklin & Bash" co-star Breckin Meyer and Eric Balfour in Malibu on Tuesday.

These days he's saved by the dumbbell.

IT'S A POPE-OFF! Weeks after ex-Pope Benedict XVI (left) called it quits on the Papacy ... a brand spankin' new Pope Francis (right) has been elected.

No, that's not a down-on-their-luck homeless Olsen twin begging for change, it's just Ke$ha sprawled out on the sidewalk and drinking a can of beer out of a bag, silly.

As she threw back a cold one on the ground, the 26-year-old "Die Young" singer did her best to blend in with all the other hipster vagabonds tooling around Venice Beach on Tuesday.

Valerie Harper was in a great mood over the weekend, looking great and laughing it up as she talked to Savannah Guthrie about her terminal illness.

Harper was on "Today" ... discussing her brain cancer prognosis and the prospect that she may only have 3 months to live. A very wise Harper said, "If you die, you're not a failure. You're just somebody who had cancer, and that's the outcome."

When "Mob Wives Chicago" star Pia Rizza found out there were naked pictures of her being shopped to various media outlets ... she knew the drill -- RELEASE THE PHOTOS HERSELF!!!

Pia tells TMZ ... she took the racy pics -- which she allowed TMZ to publish -- sometime last year, while still filming "Mob Wives" and sent them to her boyfriend to get some feedback on whether she had the right stuff for Playboy.

But Pia tells us ... the pics somehow got into the wrong hands -- and someone was trying to sell them without her permission.

1. She doesn't want anyone making money off of HER image
2. Yeah, she wants Playboy to notice

So we gotta ask ...

There's nothing prehistoric about "Jurassic Park" star Jeff Goldblum.

Here's the 33-year-old hipster icon back in 1985 (left) -- and 28 years later, the 60-year-old "Independence Day" star in Beverly Hills this week (right).

He's so fly.

Best actress Oscar nominees this year, Naomi Watts and Jessica Chastain commiserated losing to Jennifer Lawrence at a fashion show in Paris on Wednesday.

Question is ...

Who needs Maxim magazine when you've got Instagram?!? Try and guess which famous faces are behind these sexy celeb self pics!

TGIF bitches ... here's a pic of Victoria's Secret Angel Doutzen Kroes basically getting completely naked in sunny St. Barts today. Absolutely nowhere near you.