Beauty

Beverly D'Angelo's beauty has never taken a vacation.

Here's a 34-year-old version of the "Christmas Vacation" babe at a film premiere in Los Angeles back in 1985 (left) and 30 years later ... the 64-year-old Christmas movie MILF looking angelic earlier this year (right).

Christmas miracle.

The question is ...

Teresa Giudice learned some mad makeup skills behind bars, because we found out she did her own makeup in her dank cell.

We found out Teresa went to the commissary and bought a bunch of stuff. Turns out the shelves are stocked with glam products, including:

-- powder foundation

-- rustic lip gloss

-- coco butter lotion

-- Wet n Wild face products

-- mini brown eyeliner

-- gold coral lip gloss

By the way, the commissary has better prices than Target ... foundations go for $4 a pop, coco butter runs $2.90 and lip gloss is a very reasonable $3.

Teresa's cell has a mirror ... not lit for TV, but it did the trick.

Vivica A. Fox IS in next year's "Independence Day" sequel playing Jasmine ... her same character from the original.

She is NOT starring in "Orange Is the New Black."

Interesting.

Kylie Jenner's insanely popular lip kit sold out in seconds, but now customers are bitching because they shelled out money, but still don't have shiny lips.

C&S Sales, the company in charge of distribution, has been bombarded with complaints the stuff hasn't arrived ... even though purchasers got confirmation and tracking #s.

We're told some customers think they're getting the wrong kinda lip service -- getting the runaround because the distributor literally can't deliver the $29 kits. They've flooded the company's social media with comments like, "At what point do we report this as fraud?"

Some are taking their beef to the Better Business Bureau. We reached out to C&S, but like the pissed off customers ... haven't heard anything back.

Kris Jenner announced Monday morning the kits have been restocked, and encouraged fans to order quickly -- which doesn't necessarily mean you'll get it quickly.

Jeremy Lin can be the next Tiger Woods ... as long as he ditches his TERRIBLE HAIRCUT ... that's according to celebrity hairstylist Jonathan Antin ... who says his magic scissors can save Jeremy's look ... and career.

Antin is a GOD in the hair world ... having shaved the scalps of A-listers like Madonna, Toby Maguire, Tiger Woods, Rod Stewart, Ricky Martin and many, many more.

We got Antin out in L.A. and had to ask about Lin's recent crazy hair adventures ... which are making the Charlotte Hornets guard a target of scorn on social media.

It's usually Jermaine Jackson's bizarrely immaculate hairline that mesmerizes ... but his tight leather pants stole the show Wednesday in Calabasas.

The Jacksons are still a BIG deal. Can you feel it?

Michelle Rodriguez proudly showed off her unshaven armpit Tuesday, captioning the pic, "Grew my armpit hairs gotta love it... Hmm yum."

We'll take her word for it on the "love" part. Definitely not buying the "yum" ...

Magic Johnson is a behemoth of a man, with really nice toenails.

This is the new normal folks ... Brielle Biermann -- daughter of ex "RHOA" star Kim Zolciak -- getting lip injections, because being 18 just isn't good enough.

It looks like this may have been a 2-for-1 deal, because Brielle and Kim covered their faces Wednesday as the arrived at LAX.

Brielle posted the gnarly procedure in time lapse. She says, "my lips are my biggest insecurity and I'm so happy with the results now!"

Adele is unrecognizable in this pic she posted of herself hidden behind a face mask and a head of hair filled with curlers.

She captioned the fun photo, "I woke up like this!"

Tyra Banks has just quit her TV show "FABLife," saying she wants to focus on her cosmetic line, but TMZ sources say it was not a pretty parting of the ways.

The show has been struggling, and there was tension on the set. We're told Tyra and one of the executive producers did not get along. We're told she was particularly upset because she felt she had been double-crossed ... she claimed show honchos promised to push her cosmetics line much harder than they did.

Rose McGowan channeled her inner Sinead O'Connor by shaving her head for no apparent reason.

McGowan captioned one photo ..."No hair don't care. Honestly, it's liberating."

She can eat her dinner in a fancy restaurant ...

Suzy Cortez was just crowned the new Miss Bumbum Brazil ... which totally made sense as she turned to walk away.

Sometimes, in the pageant world, it pays to bring up the rear.

Caitlyn Jenner is learning all about girl problems ... like hiding those pesky tracks in her hairpiece.

Big Ang decided to go on the attack against Caitlyn Jenner ... but her choice of venue was odd ... a gay night club.

It all went down during the question round of the Miss Feathers Pageant in New Jersey, where Ang asked contestants what they thought of Caitlyn Jenner.

A contestant's answer sends Ang off in a third-person pronoun tirade.

Big Ang punches below the belt a couple more times before walking off stage. She kinda reminds us of an evil Rodney Dangerfield, no?