Celebrity Divorce

The Madonna-Guy Ritchie divorce might already be settled, with Guy telling Madonna she can keep her Kabbalah coin all to herself.

According to a report in the Daily Mail, Madge won't pay out a penny or a pound of her $500 mil fortune to Guy, but their sons (David and Rocco) will split their time between London and New York. An announcement on the settlement could come by the end of the month, says a source.

Jay Faires, prez of music at Lionsgate, has filed for divorce from the former "View" host and soon-to-be former wife.

In papers filed in L.A. County Superior Court, Faires cites "irreconcilable differences." They were married in July 2003. According to the docs, they have been separated since March 22, 2008. Faires filed the divorce docs Wednesday.

We don't know if she gets to keep the rock, which has an estimated value of a small country.

In a pile of papers filed in Pinellas County Court, Linda says Hulk handed over the rights to his Hulk Hogan brands (like Hollywood Hulk, Hulkster, Hulkamania), grill, energy drink and more to his best friend Eric Bischoff for an insane discount. Linda's pissed because these are tons of assets she now can't cash in on.

Hulk's attorney, David Houston, told us: "There has been no siphoning of money -- if Linda has to ask again, we'll be more than happy to provide the same answer."

Linda's also trying to keep Hulk's handlebar mustache the hell away from her mother -- because the Hulkster is convinced Linda's been sending their old furniture (from her many remodels of their Florida home) to mommy dearest to keep ... and he wants 'em back.

We're convinced the money fight between these two will never see a three count.

The soon-to-be ex Mr. Madonna hung with Jude Law and Robert Downey Jr., his "Sherlock Holmes" stars, in London on Thursday.

Blowing off steam during a messy divorce is elementary, my dear Watson.

The curtains have been pulled back on mega-producer Brian Grazer's divorce battle -- and let's just say working with Opie sure does pay.

According to docs filed by estranged wife Gigi's accountant, Grazer's cash haul per year is $28 million, 13 mil of which came from just his production co. salary. The rest comes from "corporate distributions ... perquisites ... as well as interest and dividend income." That's a lotta skinny black ties.

Gigi is asking for nearly a million per month in child and spousal support ($988,184), including a grand per month for "furniture and appliance replacement" at their Hawaii house. She spends $7K for "fine art" every month ... just for their San Remo pad. But here's the good news for Brian -- she's only asking for $42 a month to clean the New York pad.

The final nail in that coffin was filed this week in Suffolk County Court.

Unofficially, buzz is Cook could be in hot water for blabbing to Babwa Walters about the breakup after they signed a confidentiality pact. But we're told by people in the know the punishment for Petey's palaver will be minimal, and probably nothing.

Chris Kattan and Sunshine Tutt were only married for 59 days -- but that doesn't mean she isn't going home with a nice consolation prize.

Sources tell TMZ there was prenup that would've given Tutt less than 10 grand -- but a renegotiation just upped the ante to a low six-figure sum.

Tutt's lawyer, Ronald Richards, told us: "My client is very relieved that she can leave this two month marriage with some resources that will allow her to rebuild her life."

As you know, Chris filed for legal separation two months after they married. Now little Ms. Sunshine has beat Chris to the punch, filing for divorce a few minutes ago citing irreconcilable differences.

We're told Rosetta Millington will not pull the trigger on the marriage and the reasons are, to say the least, interesting. Rosetta is not exactly rolling in cash, nor is Balthazar for that matter. The philandering Getty is getting zilch from the family fortune. He is, however, pulling in a fair amount of money from "Brothers and Sisters."

We're told Rosetta doesn't want to declare the marriage over, which would allow him to separate future earnings from her. She's the one raising their four kids and she feels she's more financially secure if she doesn't file for divorce.

Star Jones just dropped a big one.

She and Al Reynolds were supposed to be in court yesterday for the start of their big divorce -- except it didn't happen because they're settling out of court. Her rep says the pair -- who got married in the subsidized wedding of the century -- have reached an "amicable settlement" and are "moving on."

Especially now that Star's got her new meal ticket -- a chef.

Hilary Duff's dad will be spending up to ten days in jail -- all because of a fight over cash for Hilary's birthday party.

According to Houston Chronicle, mama Duff dragged her ex into court today -- and this is no joke -- to ask for $25,000 to throw a party for Hilary's 21st birthday -- because that's what they spent on Haylie's 21st bday two years ago.

After the judge told Bob he had to shell out $12,500 for the bash -- he decided to sentence Bob to 10 days in jail for contempt of court for selling assets without court approval to the tune of $367,537.

Court documents reveal Kattan was smart enough to file a prenup.

Looks like the Donnie Wahlberg divorce is nastier than we first thought.

We broke the story a few hours ago that Wahlberg's wife, Kim Fey, filed for divorce last Wednesday. Right after the story went up, Donnie's rep contacted us and said Donnie actually filed the divorce papers, not Kim.

So here's where it gets good. We did more digging and we're right ... she filed for divorce in L.A. County Superior Court. The clerk stamped the papers at 1:29 PT. And then we found that Donnie filed his own divorce papers in Ventura County Superior Court the same day, at 3:46 PT.

So is this race to the courthouse a sign that each wants to make the point they're leaving the other? We're thinkin' so.

One of our photographers just called to say he just ran into Shauna Sand, who says she didn't know she was officially divorced until she read our story this AM. Shauna wanted to know, "Am I really divorced??" Um ...

Yes, Shauna, you are free to resume the hunt. The system will spit out the legal papers in a day or so, faster than you can pick up a new sucker.

Charlie Robison's divorce from Emily was finalized yesterday, because the marriage had "become insupportable because of discord or conflict of personalities." But just because they don't get along doesn't mean the divorce will get nasty! The two will be joint managing conservators of their three children -- meaning they'll split duties right down the middle -- and they'll dice up their estates just the same.

Charlie filed in January, totally under the radar. The two were married in 1999.