Celebrity Feuds

WNBA star Brittney Griner has LOST the battle over her Keurig coffee maker -- and will hand it over to her estranged wife as part of the terms of their split ... TMZ Sports has learned.

It's the latest development in one of the nastiest breakups in pro sports history -- with WNBA players Griner and Glory Johnson finally agreeing on how to divvy up their stuff.

The good news for Brittney ... she won't have to pay spousal support and gets to keep their home in Arizona.

But Glory made out pretty well too -- according to court docs obtained by TMZ Sports, Griner has agreed to pack and ship several items including:

-- Johnson's wedding dress
-- The griddle/grill
-- The steamer
-- 1 wine cooler
-- The Keurig coffee maker
-- The juicer

Britney also has to cut a check for $25,000 ... PLUS she has to cover the $2,326 debt to Kay Jewelers for the cost of her own wedding ring.

The war is far from over -- the two are still fighting over several other issues ... including the twin babies Johnson was pregnant with during their relationship.

Sen. Marco Rubio just got crushed under a wall of irony when he tried to deliver a Trump-esque shot at Donald Trump.

During a rally in Dallas, he started reading a Trump tweet calling Rubio a "choker." Watch, the Senator's trying to diss Trump for misspelling the word ... but accidentally spells it perfectly. It plays like Rubio doesn't know how to spell.

(Note: Trump really did misspell it, but corrected the tweet by the time Rubio read it).

There's more, but it all plays like a failed attempt to beat Trump at his own game. In other words ... the role of Meek Mill will now be played by Sen. Rubio.

Drake ... y'know what that means. Sorry.

Marco Rubio cannot negotiate with Vladimir Putin, because he's way too sweaty ... so says Donald Trump.

Trump went on CNN after Thursday night's Republican debate and said it really doesn't matter why Rubio sweats ... it's a sign of weakness if the leader of the free world has sweaty pits when he goes head-to-head with world adversaries.

Trump's been on the campaign trail calling Rubio out as a "choke artist," noting that during the February debate, "He was soaking wet, I'm telling you. He was wet. I thought he just came out of a swimming pool."

Beetlejuice from "The Howard Stern Show" might have a death wish ... 'cause he's calling out one of the baddest men on the planet, Mike Tyson -- saying he'd beat his ass in a boxing match.

Remember ... Beetle's undefeated as an amateur boxer (remember when he fought Big Poppa?) ... and says he's truly confident he can hang with the top fighters in the sport, including Mike.

"Mike Tyson is a p***y," Beetlejuice said ... "He's scared of me."

Beetle -- who was out in NYC promoting his new Beetle's Juice E Juice -- also called out his longtime rival Floyd Mayweather ... a guy he's verbally sparred with on the Stern show before.

You gotta watch the clip ... dude may have better trash talk than Conor McGregor!

It's #TBT for Birdman and Lil Wayne ... who got together to make music for the first time since their cold war broke out.

The Cash Money/Young Money honchos both dropped verses for Mannie Fresh's new cut, "Hate" -- which also features Juvenile.

We're told they were NOT in studio together for the recording -- Wayne laid down his part more than a year ago, and Birdman did his a few days ago -- still, it's another sign they could be closer to ending their feud.

They've partied a few times since New Year's, and Birdman publicly vowed he'd die for Weezy. But as we've reported ... Wayne is standing firm on his financial demands.

Next step -- "Tha Carter V"? Please.

No more threats ... no more fights ... Matt Barnes has to SQUASH THE BEEF with Derek Fisher and get on with his life -- so says the sister of the woman caught in the middle.

TMZ Sports spoke with Laura Govan -- whose sister is Gloria Govan ... the mother of Barnes' children who rebounded with Fisher after she and Matt broke up.

We asked Laura if she thinks Barnes will make good on his promise to fight Fisher again -- a follow-up to their first clash back in October.

Laura's response is measured and thoughtful -- essentially saying Matt shouldn't hold Fisher responsible for falling for Gloria ... because you never know where love is gonna come from.

She adds, "Things happen, you move on."

Here's Conor McGregor ... doubling down on the racist smack talk.

McGregor referred to Nate Diaz as a "cholo gangsta from the hood" during the insane news conference for the UFC 196 fight Wednesday day ... and clearly, he's not letting up.

Christian Slater destroyed his father's acting career by going public with allegations his dad is suffering from mental illness ... according to a new defamation lawsuit.

Thomas Knight Slater -- who's acted under the name Michael Hawkins -- says his son did an interview last year where he described his father as suffering from "manic-depressive schizophrenia."

Hawkins denies the comment and points out his son has no medical creds to make such a diagnosis.

In the suit -- filed Wednesday in L.A. and obtained by TMZ -- Hawkins says the article resulted in him being "blacklisted" in Hollywood. He says he was hoping to land more roles in the "autumn of his life," but that won't be possible after Christian's lies.

Hawkins had roles in soap operas like "Ryan's Hope" and "As the World Turns" in the '70s. He's also had small roles in some big movies -- 'Amityville Horror,' "Midnight Run" and "Mommie Dearest."

UFC champ Conor McGregor called Nate Diaz a "cholo gangsta from the hood" in one of the most hate-fueled pre-fight press conferences ever.

Nate said everyone in the UFC -- including Conor -- was on steroids. Conor went nuts and said he was absolutely not.

Nate, who's stepping in at the last minute to replace the injured Rafael dos Anjos in UFC 196 on March 5th, was goaded by Conor, who said Nate "makes gun signs with the right hand and animal balloons with the left hand."

Conor was referring to Nate's side jobs to make money. Conor was quick to add he's now a millionaire who shops on Rodeo Drive.

You have never seen this kind of hatred.

Kanye West went off Tuesday night at 1 OAK, telling the crowd Amber Rose is a liar and "that bitch never stuck no fingers in my ass."

Kanye added, "I don't play like that."

And Kanye went on to call out Taylor Swift, insisting he specifically asked her if she was ok with the line, "I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex. I made that bitch famous." He says she "ooohed" with approval.

During the rant, which lasted 20 minutes and in front of 1 OAK owners Richie Akiva and Darren Dzienciol, Kanye gave props to Jay Z and Tidal ... as you know, Tidal subscriptions doubled after the release of "The Life of Pablo." Kanye asked the crowd if they were subscribers, and when he got no reaction he went off on them.

Blac Chyna went ham on Kris Jenner and her family for daring to help stock Rob Kardashian's new kitchen with healthy food.

Check out the video ... Chyna scoffs at the food choices, including fat free sorbet, I Can't Believe It's Not Butter, wheat tortillas, oatmeal and quinoa. BTW ... there's also pizza crust mix, although it's wheat.

TMZ broke the story ... Kris helped Rob buy a house in the Calabasas community where his sisters live. It seems Chyna's none too happy his family is back in the picture.

Our Kardashian sources tell us they think it's despicable Chyna's making fun of Rob's family for trying to help him beat his diabetes and weight issues.

To Chyna's credit, Rob has lost around 40 lbs on her watch.

Rob made it clear which sides he's picking between Chyna and his fam with a very descripitive IG post late Tuesday night ...

Blac Chyna is warning Kylie Jenner to stay the hell off her corner -- there's only room for one celebrity chef in the family.

KJ dropped her debut episode of "Cooking with Kylie" Monday morning ... which probably sounds very familiar to her bro Rob Kardashian, since his gf's been doing the same damn thing!

BC's been doing "Cooking with Chyna" on social media for a few months. In fact, Rob was a fan of the page even before he hooked up with Chyna.

Kylie's new venture didn't go over well. Minutes after her 'Cooking' announcement, Chyna posted this not-so-cryptic message: "Bitch Bye Follow @cookingwithchyna #InfatuatedWitChy."

They've got 9 months to sort out who cooks Thanksgiving dinner.

Kesha's a liar and an extortionist who got exposed by a judge who figured out what's up ... this according to Dr. Luke's lawyers.

As we reported, a NYC judge shut Kesha down Friday in her attempt to get out of her Sony contract, after leveling a panoply of charges against the famed record producer, including rape.

Luke's lawyers have some interesting words for Kesha. On one hand, they want her to know she's always been "free" ... free to record with Luke or any other Sony producer. The lawyers also say they've invested $11 mil in her career and are "committed to continuing to promote her work."

On the other hand, the lawyers blast Kesha for engaging in "trial by Twitter," engaging in an unsupported, "vicious smear campaign to ruin Luke's reputation."

The lawyers go on, claiming Kesha's "outright lies" were designed "to extort a contract renegotiation and money."

Donald Trump just got called out for claiming to be friends with Michael Jackson -- by MJ's brother, Jermaine.

Jermaine ripped Trump, saying ... "name-dropping Michael don't make you cool and won't win you votes. Especially when using botched facts."

It's a known fact Michael and Donald were friends, but Jermaine is taking issue with Trump claiming MJ lost his confidence because of "bad, bad, bad surgery."

Kesha wept openly in court when a judge ruled she will NOT be let out of her Sony Music contract.

Kesha is accusing her longtime producer Dr. Luke of sexually, mentally, and physically abusing her during the years they cranked out hit music -- and as a result she wants out of her Sony deal.

She had sought an injunction allowing her to make an album outside of Sony, but the judge shot that down Friday morning ... saying she can work with a different producer under the Sony umbrella.

Kesha's attorneys say they're worried Sony will blackball her if she refuses to work with Luke, who was not in the courtroom.

There was no decision on the abuse claims ... that part of the litigation is ongoing.

Kesha is on her way to NYC for a courtroom showdown with longtime producer Dr. Luke, but says there's no way she'd be making the trip without her fans.

Kesha's supporters have vowed to protest outside the Manhattan court Friday morning. We just got her at LAX, before her flight, and she got emotional when we asked her about the planned rally.

She's fighting to get out of her Sony Music contract, and claims Luke abused her sexually, physically, verbally and emotionally for years. Kesha's been gearing herself up by pouring out her heart on Instagram, saying things like ... "It's just so scary to have zero control in your fate."

Tomorrow will be very interesting.