Scott Disick Just Call Me Flipper ... The Lord Gets a 9 to 5

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No longer will Scott Disick simply suckle off the Kardashian teet -- he's actually putting in an honest day's work ... as a Beverly Hills house flipper.

According to our sources, Disick scooped up a five-bedroom, six-bath house in BH recently. There have been reports Kourtney Kardashian finally kicked Scott to the curb -- and this would be his new bachelor pad ... but it's actually his first flipping project.

We're told Scott is bringing in a full design team to redo most of the place -- in hopes of eventually turning a profit -- and some of the K Krew is also pitching in to help.

Our sources say Scott wants to make house flipping his new steady source of cash -- and he could get a major bonus out of it. The 'Keeping Up' cameras have been shooting his work on the house, and there's talk of a possible spin-off focusing on his design adventures.

Lord help us.

Kim & Kanye New House Purchase Is Master Plan to Keep Kanye at Home

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West spend a lot of time apart, but TMZ has learned their recent home purchase could put an end to the long distance part of their relationship.

According to our sources, Kimye purchased the house next door to their Hidden Hills dream home so they can expand their property ... to nearly five acres.

We're told the plan is to build a giant park for kids, a basketball court and a full music studio for Kanye ... so he doesn't have to venture off to Paris or Mexico to record his albums.

Our sources say a full movie theater, game room and a spa for Kim are also in the works, as well as a detached guest house.

Now Rob will never be homeless.

DJ Zedd Zee Views at My New Mansion Are Zick

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DJ Zedd's mostly famous for one hit here in the U.S. -- but that was more than enough for the guy behind "Clarity" to snatch up his own baller Hollywood Hills home.

Real estate sources tell us the deal was closed earlier this month for $3.9 million ... about half a mil less than the original listing price.

The 3,443 square foot pad boasts 4 bedrooms, 5 bathrooms, full security system, and of course ... the new must-have accessory -- heated salt water pool.

Dude knows how to drop the bass ... and a whole lot of dough.

Wes Scantlin My Name is Mudd In the Home Ownership Dept.

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Wes Scantlin has gone after a neighbor with a buzz saw, and a cop was injured while responding to a flood at his home ... now the home of bad luck is going on the auction block.

The Puddle of Mudd singer -- whose group sold more than 7 million albums -- is behind on his mortgage and the bank is tired of sending him notices. So the bank foreclosed on the house and it plans on recovering the mortgage balance -- more than $375,000 when the property is sold.

Scantlin bought the house for $1.7 mil back in 2005.

The auction is set for next month.

Beyonce, Jay Z Lose Bidding War for Epic L.A. House

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A 35-year-old Swedish video game programmer just got the prized house that Jay Z and Beyonce also wanted ... TMZ has learned.

Our real estate sources tell us ... Markus Persson plunked down $70 million cash for a 23,000 square foot palace in Bev Hills.

Markus can afford it ... he sold his company, Mojang -- which created the video game Minecraft -- to Microsoft for $2.5 BILLION.

As we reported, Beyonce and Jay Z visited the house multiple times and made an offer but Markus beat them out at 70.

The other winners ... realtors Branden Williams and Ben Bacal who get a big fat commission check.

Lindsay Lohan I Won't Live in L.A. But I Love Visiting

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Lindsay Lohan vowed to never again live in L.A. ... and days later she's here.

Lindsay crossed the pond and skipped NYC -- where she plans on living with her sister Ali -- and blew into L.A. Tuesday night.

We thought she might be here to perform some community service to fulfill her probation, but we've learned that's not the case. So the only real thing left is to party.

And you thought the storms were rough. Welcome back, Lindsay.

Lindsay Lohan I'll NEVER Move Back to L.A.

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Lindsay Lohan has sworn off the City of Angels ... and it's possible she's finally got her head on straight.

LiLo told the Guardian her time in the U.K. has been eye-opening ... and made her realize the L.A. nightlife scene helped trigger her downward spiral -- so she says she'll stay in the U.K. for good.

The 28 year-old says, "I won't live in LA again, hell no."

"I can go for a run here on my own," Lohan explains ... adding, "I do every morning, early, and I think how my friends in New York would still be up partying at that time. I needed to grow up and London is a better place for me to do that than anywhere else.”

United Kingdom, she's all yours.

Doc Rivers It's Time To Clean House ... And Grab A Cool Million

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Clippers' skipper Doc Rivers would prefer a NBA Championship but he'll settle for a boatload of cash ... he just scored an easy million after unloading his L.A. condo a year after buying.

Rivers picked up the swanky Beverly West pad for just over $5.5M last year and 15 months later ... he passed it off for $6.5M.

He could go coast to coast in these sprawling digs -- it's 3,813 sq ft. with access to a salt water pool, and fitness center, and throw in 2 parking spots ... for the 3-point play!

Rivers opted out for an upgrade ... he put the cash toward his new $8.2M perch, up in the bird streets of the Hollywood Hills.

Coach just keeps on winning.

Lady Gaga I Just Gave My Dad Control Over $24 MIL Malibu Pad

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Jay Z & Beyonce All They Want for Xmas ... Is This Sick Bev Hills Mansion!!

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Justin Bieber I'm so Transparent ... In My New House

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As the saying goes, people who live in glass houses ... now including Justin Bieber.

We've learned Biebs has moved into a landmark house near Beverly Hills ... one that was built recently but has captured the interest of architectural aficionados.

We're told the house is renting for just shy of $60K a month. He can afford it.

As we previously reported ... Justin moved out of his BH condo this week -- to the delight of his neighbors. Justin turned the building upside down.

The house is big enough so the ragers won't disturb nearby residents ... it's 6,537 square feet with a 7 car garage, 6 bedrooms and 7 bathrooms.

We're told it's a short-term lease which, when it comes to Justin, is about all people can take.

Avicii Quit Bugging Me!! Critters Eat Out Mansion

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Avicii is kicking out his roommates -- several hundred thousand of 'em actually -- as he shells out serious cash to deal with a termite infestation in his sick Hollywood Hills mansion.

According to our sources, the DJ's in the middle of a $350,000 overhaul -- to repair damage from the wood-lovin' insects, and from water damage. We're told the 7,000 square foot home needed new walls, decks and roofing because the original waterproofing was jacked up.

Avicii also decided to convert part of his garage into a living space with sick views of the city.

Fun Neighborhood Note: Avicii lives near Robin Thicke, who we're told has been bitching about construction crews making it tough for him to get through the street ... in his Porsche Carrera.

#Thickeproblems

Justin Bieber Bev Hills Neighbors Rejoice Ding Dong, The Biebs Is Gone!

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It's been rainy and gloomy in LA all week, but it's all sunshine and rainbows for the residents of a Beverly Hills condo ... because Justin Bieber has finally moved out!

Bieber officially cleared out Monday. An email had circulated among tenants, suggesting a party when the day came that Justin was a memory ... so Saturday night should be crazy at the condo.

Biebs has terrorized his neighbors since he signed the lease back in June.

June 24 -- Days after Bieber settled in neighbors are already complaining

July 3 -- The building hires extra security

July 21 -- Cops called to the condo six times in one night for Bieber-related problems

July 29 -- Cops show up to tell residents how to handle Bieber

October 15 -- A Bieber homecoming party is busted up by cops

We've heard Bieber is looking to rent an L.A. home, but so far nothing's in cement.

Chinese Family to Kardashians Feng Shui You!

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A Chinese man -- considered the Asian Ryan Seacrest -- has filed a lawsuit alleging the Kardashians trashed his house in the worst way -- they told America it had bad feng shui.

Jianxiang Huang and Li Weihong bought the house in Calabasas in 2012 ... right next door to Kourtney. They left it vacant and asked their realtor to maintain it until they eventually moved in.

Fast forward to last August, when Jianxiang returned to America to find the house in what he believed was shambles -- there was oil on the backsplash, metal bowls were not stacked properly, sugar and salt were "significantly used" and there were even Pittsburgh Steelers slippers in the closet!

Jianxiang sued his realtor, and dropped a BOMBSHELL ... a neighbor told Jianxiang his house was on an episode of "Keeping Up the with Kardashians" in January, when Khloe was looking for a home to escape the Lamar drama. Cameras were rolling when the fam trashed the house, saying it had bad feng shui.

Jianxiang was humiliated, saying in his lawsuit 2 million people worldwide -- plus his neighbor -- saw the Kardashians bring great dishonor to his house.

He's suing the realtor for all sorts of things, including "aiding and abetting a trespass." The Kardashians were not sued.

Blake Griffin Reveals Man Cave Many Questions Arise ...

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Blake Griffin shared a photo of his "man cave" ... and now we have a ZILLION questions.

BG posted the photo Tuesday night with the caption, "Man cave night. 3 games on + several intense ping pong matches."

Where do we begin????

-- DirecTV or cable?
-- Is that a touchscreen remote on the trunk?
-- Why does he have a $100 TV stand from Best Buy?
-- Is that a PS4 on the second shelf? Is that a gaming camera on the top shelf?
-- Why is the couch centered with the TV on the left and not the big TV in the middle?
-- Is that a cordless phone on the right box? Who has a landline anymore?
-- Why wasn't he watching the Mavs/Bulls game? It went to double OT!!!!
-- Does audio only come through the big TV? Can he play audio from whichever TV he wants?
-- Is that a pool cue rack behind the guy playing ping pong?
-- Where's the stripper pole?
-- Can we come over?

Moby Radically Downsizes Life But It's Still Better than Yours

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Moby picked up a sweet new house in L.A. for just under 3 million dollars ... which has a bonus ... Don Draper is now his neighbor!

The music legend snagged the 4,006 square foot home in The Oaks area of Los Feliz ... where Zac Efron, Alexander Skarsgard, Naya Rivera and Jon Hamm all call home.

The house was recently remodeled and has four bedrooms, five baths and a guesthouse. Moby paid about $2.9 million for the home, which was listed in July for $3.295 million.

Moby's been seriously downsizing over the last few months. He sold his tiny NYC apartment in June for $2 mil ... and two weeks ago, he unloaded his Hollywood Hills home for a reported $12.4 mil.