Perez Puncher on Probation

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The Black Eyed Pea manager who allegedly socked Perez Hilton could be on his way to jail ... because dude is on probation for a DUI.

Polo Molina was busted for 2006 DUI in Orange County -- he was convicted on April 30, 2007 and placed on 3 years probation.

The D.A. could move to violate his probation and he could end up in the slammer for 6 months.

Mickey Rourke -- Tree Lover

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If it wasn't for the lovely tree you see below, an obviously-inebriated Mickey Rourke would have been laying on the sidewalk.

Rourke exited the West Hollywood lounge Guys and Dolls last night and immediately sought balance from the tree -- and then sought out his driver (but it took a few tries).

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Ripley's Denied a Ride on Motorized Bar Stool

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The motorized bar stool a moronic mastermind was riding when he got a DUI in April was so cool, Ripley's Believe it or Not just tried to buy it -- but turns out the guy's checkered past got in the way of the sale. Shocker.

Ripley's just offered Kyle Wygle $3,500 for the coolest contraption on Earth -- but according to Ripley's, the Licking County Child Support Enforcement Agency begged the company not to buy it because K.W. was $37,066.39 in the hole.

Wygle told us he's now taking the LCCSEA to court -- and even told the agency to "f*** off" -- so he can finally cash in on his idiotic ingenuity.

'Cherry Pie' Singer Popped for DUI

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We've just learned the lead singer of 80's hair band Warrant was arrested for misdemeanor DUI traffic accident last night in Los Angeles.

Cops tell TMZ Jani Lane was involved in a small fender bender in the Woodland Hills area at around 9:30 PM. We're told Lane hit a parked car, no one was injured, but when cops arrived at the scene he showed signs of intoxication.

The 45-year-old singer was arrested and is currently being held on $30,000 bail.

The Hoff's Ex: Pot Calling Kettle Ketel One

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Pamela Bach -- the woman who's been on a passive-aggressive mission to tell the world David Hasselhoff is a hopeless drunk -- got a different form of support last night, because she was wasted.

Take a look at this video of P.B. being helped out of Halo nightclub in Hollywood.

Wonder if she made a stop at In-N-Out? We hear the floors are spotless ...

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'Tanked Girl' Lori Petty Charged with DUI

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Actress Lori Petty has been officially charged with three misdemeanors stemming from her DUI arrest last weekend.

Petty was charged today with DUI with injury, DUI with a blood alcohol level of .08 or higher with injuries and with having no proof of financial responsibility -- meaning she had no insurance.

The first two charges carry a maximum penalty of one year in county jail and up to $1,000 in fines each. The insurance infraction could cost up to $200.

Petty allegedly hit a skateboarder with her car in Venice, Calif. last Saturday. Both suffered only minor injuries.

Petty is due back in court on June 25.

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Lori Petty Hits the Streets

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Two days after posting $100,000 bail for felony DUI and allegedly hitting a skateboarder, '90s actress Lori Petty roamed Santa Monica on Tuesday.

The 45-year-old cropped hair beauty is in a league of her own.

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Lori Petty -- Tanked Girl

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TMZ shot Lori Petty leaving jail early this morning after she was arrested Saturday night for felony DUI and allegedly hitting a skateboarder with her car.

The incident took place at around 9:00 PM in Venice, Calif. We're told both Petty and the skateboarder suffered minor injuries, but neither was taken to the hospital.

Petty was booked into jail at 1:21 AM on Sunday, and posted $100,000 bail.

Petty was famous in the early 90s for starring in such movies as "Tank Girl," "Point Break" and "A League of Their Own."

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Chris Rock's Lil Bro Pleads Guilty to DUI

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Tony Rock -- Chris Rock's little brother -- pled guilty yesterday in L.A. County Criminal Court to DUI.

Rock was busted back in March for slamming tequila and then hittin' the 101 Freeway at around 2 in the morning.

Rock got 36 months probation, a $1,000 fine and has to enroll in an alcohol education program.

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New Booze Law Causes Preakness Race War

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Over 30,000 people protested The Preakness Stakes' new drinking rules this weekend -- and by protested, we mean they just stayed home and got drunk instead.

The race formerly known as "The Freakness" -- an all-day drunk-off for race fans -- was dealt a huge blow following a new alcohol law prohibiting fans from bringing their own booze to the race.

How big of a blow? According to the Washington Post, attendance this year went down from 112,222 to 77,850 -- despite the park still offering 16 ounce beers for $3.50.

We're gonna go out on a limb here, and say this video of the infamous "Preakness Running of Urinals 2008" had something to do with the decision.

Drunken Bus Fight Is Hell on Wheels

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Bet you've never seen anything like this before: A guy on the street tried to attack a guy inside a party bus -- while the bus was still moving!!

Janice Dickinson -- 'I'm Totally F**ked Up!'

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She was headed for the driver's seat -- but the dude Janice Dickinson was rolling with stepped in at the last second and likely saved her from a DUI ... or worse.

The Jurassic supermodel drove herself to Nobu last night -- and almost ripped one pap a new one when he called her a "drunkie" to her face.

When she exited the restaurant less than an hour later -- screaming, and stumbling -- it got even more disastrous.

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How to Immediately Fail a Breathalyzer

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If you're trying to prove to a cop you're not drunk, taking a swig from the breathalyzer might not be the best way to do it.

As far as we know, the footage was shot recently in Serbia ... but no one here speaks Serbian ... so that's our best guess.

Rihanna -- Bring on the Tequila!

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Rihanna had the same plans you did for Cinco de Mayo last night -- "Probably gettin' drunk!"

Judging by that outfit, we're not so sure she wasn't already.

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Joba Chamberlain's Mom -- Alleged Meth Dealer

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The mother of New York Yankee pitcher Joba Chamberlain has been arrested for allegedly slinging hardcore drugs to an undercover cop.

Jacqueline Standley was popped at her Lincoln, Neb. apartment on Saturday night after allegedly selling ".6 gram of methamphetamine in a plastic bag" to a cop for $110 back in February.

Once toxicology reports came back from the lab, Standley was arrested and charged with delivery of an exceptionally hazardous drug -- a felony -- and bond was set at $5000.

Just last month Joba was sentenced to nine months probation after pleading guilty to DUI.

Like mother, like son.

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Lane Garrison -- Walks Among Us

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After being released from prison for "good behavior credits," Lane Garrison was spotted in L.A. on Wednesday.

The 28-year-old former "Prison Break" star checked into a rehab center to shorten his probation for vehicular manslaughter and two other alcohol charges.

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