Robertson Blvd. The New Red Carpet
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Celebs used to walk the red carpet to be seen, but now all they have to do is walk to Robertson Blvd!
Just yesterday, Paris, Nicky and Kathy Hilton, Hillary Duff and Alli Sims all showed up to show off on the Blvd.
Don't think for a second that these semi-stars don't know what they're doing!
David Gest: Whitney Houston Is Back
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Liza Minnelli's ex man-wife David Gest bedazzled the crowd at a London charity event on Thursday -- literally.
The 54-year-old divorcee wore an absolutely faaaabulous jacket with an image of a sparkling drill-holding Whitney Houston on it . It's not right, but it's not ok!
While Whitney headlined the event, David's flamboyant ensemble stole the show.
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Heidi Montag: Kentucky Dingbat
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Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag took their D-list brand of horses**t to the Kentucky Derby on Saturday -- and in a truly candid moment, Heidi looked through the wrong end of the binoculars. You can't make this stuff up!
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Whitney Port Does Not Own a Mirror
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A shiny metallic top fused with a skirt resembling the lamp from "A Christmas Story" is just not working on Whitney Port.
We bet Audrina told Whitney that getup made her look skinny and stylish. Somewhere in a posed-to-look natural photo-op, Heidi and Spencer are laughing.
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Winona Shops ... Joke Writes Self
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The clerks at Marc Jacobs must have been nervous when they saw this one walk in.
That bulky jacket Winona was rocking brought back shades of Saks, the 2001 line.
Just because she left the store without any bags doesn't make it wrong.
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Mandy Moore Is 24 Years OLD
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Singer/actress -- and apparently schoolmarm -- Mandy Moore modeled the latest from the Dewey Decimal Spring '08 Collection in L.A. on Wednesday. Librarian chic is all the rage this season.
Wearing her new Dr. Scholl's open-toed wedges, Mandy eventually made it home to feed her cats and watch her stories.
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"Hills" Jerk Gets His 16th Minute of Fame
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Check the temperature in hell -- Audrina's wall-eyed dirtbag ex-boyfriend, Justin Bobby, got a job!
The Johnny Depp wannabe (sans charisma, manners and a brain) has landed a gig posing for Orthodox, a sporty men's wear label. Think it's ambitious for Mr. Bobby to land a job on his own? Fear not, Orthodox is a division of People's Revolution - the place Whitney, and now LC, "work."
Isn't it great how everything just seems to work out on "The Hills"?
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Snoop Trades Crip Blue for Red ... Necks!
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Is gangsta twang a new musical genre, because why the hell would Snoop Dogg show up to the CMT Music Awards -- in full on vampire western gear?! Drop it like it's WHAT?!
Unless he was stoned -- which isn't exactly impossible -- Snoop must be trying to get the country folk into his reality show "Snoop Dogg's Father Hood." Hold the gin & juice and pass the moonshine, y'all!
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Danity Kane Toe Jammin' in Vegas
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Diddy's proteges skanked it up celebrated their number one album (really - number one??) by kicking off their Manolos at The Bank nightclub in The Bellagio.
We didn't know you could wear skis into the club - paging Paris Hilton!
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Mr. and Mrs. -- Still Just a (Bad) Movie
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For the last time -- still not married, still in Texas, still preggers, still hot.
Also -- still wearing black, still sporting the kiddiehawk, still donning that hat.
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"Idol" Gets Fierce!
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"American Idol" is being infiltrated tonight by "Project Runway" -- in the form of fierce Season 4 winner Christian Siriano. Feroc!
TMZ sources tell us that Siriano designed Season 2 "Idol" wannabeen Kimberley Locke's dress for her performance on the show tonight. Eat your emaciated heart out Posh!
Now if only Christian could make something for Paula -- and stop her from looking like a hot tranny mess!
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Yes, Someone Actually Thinks This is Hot
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No, your eyes are not deceiving you. These divine creations recently graced the runways at fashion shows around the world.
Coming to a mall near you ... never.
Nikki Sixx & Kat Von D: Love Inks!
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With matching Manic Panic shag 'dos, prerequisite his and hers rocker eyeliner, and oh so tired i'm-edgy-because-i-wear-black-nail-polish, 49-year-old Frank Carlton Serafino Feranna, Jr (aka Nikki Sixx) and 26-year-old girlfriend Katherine Von Drachenberg (aka "L.A. Ink" star Kat Von D) are tatted up beyond all recognition -- from each other! Tattoo you!
Considering that after only dating for a month, Kat had the name of her ex-boyfriend -- Alexander Orbi Lee Kelton Orbison -- tattooed onto her skin, there's no doubt this newfangled relationship will last ... about as long as a Motley Crüe song!
UPDATE: On his MySpace blog, Orbi says he and Kat dated up until the last week of February, claims she begged him to marry her, and even calls her a "psychopath." No hard feelings.
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Kim, Samantha, and Fonzie - Style BFFs?
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Kim Basinger was out in LA yesterday looking frumptastic and sporting not one, but two pairs of sunglasses - you know, just in case. We're not sure what look the Southern Belle is going for here. The top half looks like it's channeling Samantha Ronson - while the bottom half just looks like a big boho meets Fonzie mess.
We'll give Alec's ex the benefit of the doubt - maybe it's laundry day?
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Not Best in Show
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Actress/comedian Catherine O'Hara took a fashion stumble and ate it big time at a Toronto runway show on Tuesday.
Catherine -- who played up her misstep -- should know that the only people who can properly maneuver a catwalk are giant, sallow, emaciated teens models!
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Lindsay: No Pics, No Alcohol, Only Clothes!
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Camera-shy Lindsay Lohan likes to shop and drink ... water!
According to TMZ spies, Lindz hit up a party at trendy L.A. boutique Scout on Saturday, tried to avoid photographers and went straight to the back bar -- but we're told she stuck to her sobriety and just ordered water. Sources say Lilo did indulge one vice and picked up a $1200 Wayne Hadly jacket.
We're told Hurricane Lindsay stayed around 10 minutes and would only take pictures with designer Wayne Joffe. Will pose for free clothes! Other peeps spotted not taking pics with La Lohan included Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz and Lindsay's gal pal Courtney Semel.