Fashion

With a ratty blonde mohawk weave, enough drag makeup to make any 4 AM Hollywood Blvd. streetwalker jealous and some sort of loud Hawaiian print blazer, Dennis Rodman hit up "The All-Star Celebrity Apprentice" finale in New York City on Sunday ... looking like the bastard love child of Rupaul and Tina Turner in "Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome."

The 52-year-old former NBA star turned clown finally managed to do something worse than vacation with North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un.

He is the United States embarrassador.

Missy Elliott sure knows how to work it.

Here's the 26-year-old female rapper back in 1998 (left) -- and 15 years later, the 41-year-old gettin' her freak on at an event in Las Vegas this week (right).

She's supa dupa fly.

The sale of the bikini Farrah Abraham wore for the cover of her sex tape has hit a snag ... eBay has pulled the listing down because it hasn't been washed since she wore it.

As TMZ first reported, Vivid Entertainment -- the porn studio behind the release of "Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom" -- listed Farrah's pink crystal-encrusted two-piece with a starting bid of $500.

We're told eBay removed the listing and sent Vivid an email, saying, "Due to health and hygiene concerns our policy does not allow used clothing to be listed on the site unless the item has been washed first."

When the listing was pulled, bidding had reached a whopping $14,700!!!!!

We're told Vivid will wash the bikini and re-post the listing in a couple of days.

Chris Pine (Captain Kirk) and Zachary Quinto (Mr. Spock) had a stardate at the premiere of "Star Trek Into Darkness" in Hollywood this week.

So we gotta ask ...

Kim Kardashian showed off her pregnant and smushed little piggies in L.A. on Thursday -- while Julianne Moore's Oscar nominated toes tried to make a run for it at the Cannes Film Festival on Wednesday.

Question is ...

Kim isn't the only Kardashian with a protruding belly.

Rob Kardashian has been pretty open about his weight struggles and continued on his quest to drop the extra pounds by rockin' some slimming black workout gear during a vigorous hike in Culver City on Wednesday.

In between trying to slim down, Rob is in the midst of a legal battle and recently pled not guilty to allegedly attacking a photographer and stealing her equipment for trying to take a shirtless photo of him.

Telling apart newly out and proud NBA player Jason Collins from his identical twin brother Jarron Collins just got a whole lot easier.

Jason and Jarron were spotted leaving "Jimmy Kimmel Live" in Hollywood on Wednesday looking pretty similar as usual, except for one thing ... Jarron wore a shirt that highlighted a major difference between them.

As a joke, Kimmel gave Jarron the "I'm the Straight One" t-shirt during his interview on the TV show last night ... not that there's anything wrong with that.

Rocky's boxing gloves ... Dorothy's ruby slippers ... Indiana Jones' bullwhip ... the bikini Farrah Abraham wore on the cover of her sex tape -- one of these pieces of cinema history CAN BE YOURS!!! --- take a guess which.

Vivid Entertainment -- the porn studio behind the release of "Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom" -- listed Farrah's pink crystal-encrusted two-piece on eBay at midnight ... and bids started at $500.

It's pretty hilarious ... the listing advertises the Poolside Collection bikini as "used" -- we're told that means exactly what you think it means: the bikini wasn't washed since Farrah wore it. Think Monica Lewinsky and The Gap.

In fact, we're told the bikini shows overt signs of wear, including fake tan stains and glitter from Farrah's body lotion.

As the listing goes ... "Farrah's bikini ... straight off Farrah's body and into your hands."

As if your hands won't already be busy enough.

Even with no signs of her d-bag ex Chris Brown, Rihanna still wigged out in New York City last night.

The sexy 25-year-old pop diva showed off her new interesting look ... by rockin' a synthetic platinum Ann Jillian 'do as she arrived to her Manhattan hotel on Monday. Doesn't it just make you want to throw up?

Now that she and Chris have broken up for the time being, Rihanna is going to prove that blondes have a lot more fun.

Dwyane Wade's latest move has come up short ... real short.

Wearing a high and tight expensive polka dot double-breasted suit that only Urkel could love, the Miami Heat star showed off some major ankle skin before playing the Chicago Bulls on Monday.

While the cropped pant look is a trend right now, the fashion plate baller should know manpris will always mess up your game.

Amber Alert!

It was the battle of the animal print bikini bottoms, as bronzed beyond belief Italian fashion designer Roberto Cavalli charred his fine leather goods in pair of skimpy man panties with a much younger lady on a yacht in Monaco this weekend.

Even without his wife Faith Hill as his opening act, country hunk Tim McGraw still got upstaged at his own concert this weekend ... by his yoked body.

Rockin' his trademark cowboy hat and a tight white tank top, the 46-year-old singer showed off his ripped and buff tan biceps at the Atlanta stop of his Two Lanes of Freedom Tour on Sunday.

Rosie Perez is still a fly girl.

Here's the 27-year-old former "In Living Color" choreographer back in 1992 (left) -- and 21 years later, the 48-year-old "Fearless" star in Beverly Hills this week (right)

Brooklyn accents don't crack.

Mom-to-be Halle Berry won't let a little thing like having a fetus inside her stop her from looking amazing in skintight workout clothes.

With her maternal spandex ensemble keeping everything tight and right, the pregnant 46-year-old glowed as she went on her morning workout in Beverly Hills on Friday.

Halle is four months along and not due until the fall.

Queen Elizabeth wore this raincoat today in England.

Looking like the bastard love child of female rapper Kreayshawn and James Franco in "Spring Breakers," alleged singer Ke$ha Rose Sebert debuted her latest disastrous getup on the set of her new music video in L.A. on Thursday.

Rockin' some Xtina Dirrty era cornrow braids, Urkel glasses fashioned out of bamboo earrings and enough gold chains to make even Pauly D jealous, the 26-year-old somehow managed to keep a straight face while filming the "Crazy Kids" video.