Chad Ochocinco I GET TO KEEP #85

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Chad Ochocinco is whole again -- because Aaron Hernandez relinquished his number 85 ... FOR FREE.

Ocho (seen above at practice yesterday) was willing to fork over some bucks for the number, but Hernandez did him a solid as a "welcome to the team" gesture. Hernandez told reporters, "Chad Ochocinco came to the team and he’s a great player and I had a chance to get my college number back and he obviously wanted 85, and it wasn’t a problem."

Ochocinco joked that he would let Hernandez drive his Toyota Prius on weekends ... and might toss a few McDonald's coupons in.

Chad Ochocinco I'LL PAY ANYTHING TO WEAR #85 ON THE PATRIOTS

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He's been traded to a new team ... but Chad Ochocinco DOES NOT want a new jersey number -- and sources close to the NFL star tell TMZ .. he's willing to do WHATEVER IT TAKES to sport #85 for the New England Patriots this season.

Problem is .... the number currently belongs to Patriots STUD tight end Aaron Hernandez -- who rocked #85 in 2010 ... when he DOMINATED all season long.

We're told Ochocinco -- who CHANGED HIS LAST NAME to match his jersey number a few years ago -- wants to PAY Hernandez to give up the digits ... and sources say Chad feels "no number is too high."

FYI -- jersey numbers don't come cheap -- it cost Clinton Portis a cool $18k to buy the #26 from a teammate when he was traded to the Washington Redskins a few years ago.

Jay & Kristin NFL QUARTERBACK HAS horrible timing

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Why would Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari break off their engagement right after her WEDDING DRESS photoshoot? We came up with 4 awesome theories ... kinda ... sorta.

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ORBIT GUM GIRL I SEE LONDON, I SEE FRANCE ...

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Vanessa Branch -- the chick from the Orbit gum commercials -- showed off a different side (and front ... and back) than we're used to seeing by wearing an exposing sheer dress in NYC on Tuesday.

Fabulous!

UPDATE: Branch's rep tells us the model wasn't just aimlessly walking the street in her racy outfit ... the pics were taken during a photo shoot for JNBY Clothing.

Kristin Cavallari -- The TRAGIC Wedding Dress Photos

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In one of the worst cases of horrible timing EVER, Kristin Cavallari posed in wedding dresses for a photo shoot last Thursday -- 4 days before it was announced her engagement to Jay Cutler was OVER.

At first glance, the pics seem to back up reports the Chicago Bears QB was the one who did the dumping ... because why the hell would K-Cav put herself through the misery of a wedding shoot if she was contemplating breaking off the engagement???

On the other hand, why the hell would Jay Cutler let her go forward with a photo shoot in wedding gowns if he was gonna dump her ass a few days later ... unless he's just a mean person.

'Harry Potter' Author Scores Multi-Million $$ Thank You

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As if J.K. Rowling wasn't rich enough -- Warner Bros. gave her a token of its appreciation for the latest "Harry Potter" flick -- an insanely expensive piece of jewelry.

Sources close to CEO Barry Meyer tell TMZ ... Rowling scored a white gold, antique 40-diamond bracelet worth millions of dollars -- which he presented to her at the London premiere after-party.

According to sources, Rowling was nervous about donning such a valuable piece of jewelry before she got it insured ... but she got a more primitive form of insurance -- a bunch of burly security guards at the bash.

Price, of course, is relative -- wordwide, the latest movie has grossed more than half-a-billion bucks.

Dennis Rodman's 50th Birthday Is a Drag

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Wearing sexy, black, lacy women's lingerie, Carmen Electra's ex-husband Dennis Rodman celebrated his belated 50th birthday with a bunch of chicks at Chateau Nightclub at the Paris hotel in Vegas on Tuesday.

Sometimes even a guy likes to slip into something a little more comfortable.

David Beckham NAMES Shoe After His Kids

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While playing against Real Madrid this weekend, David Beckham rocked a pair of white and pink soccer cleats with the names of his three sons Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz, and his newborn daughter Harper written across them.

David loves his children with all his sole.

Kristin Cavallari -- Runway Walks Past BF Jay Cutler

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Wearing a glass bikini, former "Hills" star Kristin Cavallari walked the Skyy Vodka Diesel runway show in Miami while her bored looking NFL fiancé Jay Cutler sat in the front row.

You'd be uninterested too if you usually got to see Kristin without the bikini.

Spy vs. Gaga

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Here's the black spy from Mad Magazine's Spy vs. Spy comic strip (left) -- and Lady Gaga in Australia on Thursday (right).

One is a cartoon character.

We're just sayin'.

Harry Potter and The Forbidden Typeface

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Evil forces are at work at the Wizarding World of Harry Potter in Orlando, Florida ... all because the gift shop is selling merchandise which contains a STOLEN FONT ... this according to a new lawsuit.

The company behind the lawsuit is P22 Type Foundry -- which claims they own the copyright to the Cezanne Regular font (seen above) ... which, apparently, is a very wizardy-looking typeface.

According to the lawsuit, filed Tuesday in federal court in NY, P22 claims the font was splashed all over Potter t-shirts, hats, pins bags and more -- but no one associated with the merchandise ever got permission to use the font for commercial purposes.

Now, P22 is going after NBCUniversal -- the company that owns the theme park --as well as the merchandise manufacturers ... demanding at least $1.5 MILLION in damages.

We were unable to get a comment from NBCUniversal.

Olivia Goes Wilde for the Honey Badger

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While out and about in L.A. on Tuesday, "Tron" star Olivia Wilde rocked a t-shirt referencing that Internet honey badger video that went viral earlier this year.

The honey badger don't give a s**t.

Sinead O'Connor -- Nothing Compares 2 Her New Look

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Doing her best Susan Boyle impersonation, former shaved head singer Sinead O'Connor showed off a softer, more matronly side at a concert in England this weekend.

This could be a huge comeback for the 44-year-old.

Pauly D -- T-Shirt Slangin' for The Enemy

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It's barely a day old, but Pauly D is already undermining his brand new t-shirt business on the Jersey Shore -- and TMZ has learned, it's all because MTV is making him work for a nearby competitor.

Pauly's "Dirty Couture Shore Store" opened for business yesterday on the boardwalk in Seaside Heights -- but the "Jersey" star couldn't help promote the big day ... because according to his contract with MTV, he's locked in to work exclusively at the infamous "Shore Store" t-shirt shop nearby.

Sources close to production tell us, MTV controls EVERYTHING while the cast is filming -- and Pauly has no choice but to work with his roommates while they shoot the rest of Season 5 ... in enemy territory.

As for Pauly's store -- we're told it will sell the DJ's complete "Dirty Couture" clothing line ... AKA a bunch of neon t-shirts with Pauly's tattoos printed on them.

Kim Kardashian -- Spotted!

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Looking like a Real Housewife of Las Vegas, Kim Kardashian wore an interesting leopard print jumpsuit while shopping with fashion designer Vera Wang in NYC on Monday.

Purrfect.

Lenny Kravitz Goes Old School ... Handset

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Lenny Kravitz is so freakin' cool, only he could look hip using a retro handset on his mobile phone in NYC yesterday.

It won't be long before we are all using rotary cell phones.