Hot Bodies

Christina Aguilera's massive boobs and Hillary Clinton's steely gaze proved once and for all that NO ONE -- male or female -- can ignore boobs on a platter! Well played, Madam Secretary.

Hillary Clinton is clearly impressed with Christina Aguilera.

The two got together at the 2012 George McGovern Leadership Award Ceremony in Washington D.C. on Wednesday for their work in helping feed starving children throughout the world.

Clearly, Christina has what it takes to make sure no child ever goes hungry.

Coming up on the main stage ... Heeeeeeeidiiiiiiii Montag!!

TMZ has learned ... The former MTV reality star has struck a $25,000 deal to appear at the Crazy Horse III strip club in Vegas on October 19 ... but there's a pretty big catch.

Montag -- and her G-cup boobs -- will not be getting naked. So, patrons will only get a chance to throw money at giant unfamous boobs that night.

Montag was only hired to host the club's 3rd Year Anniversary Party.

Sources at the club tell us ... Spencer will accompany Heidi to the gentlemen's establishment.

"Dexter" star Michael C. Hall took a needle to the foot in Hollywood yesterday during an ink session at a Hollywood tattoo parlor ... and TMZ caught the whole thing on tape.

We spotted Hall at the True Tattoo shop in L.A. ... where an artist was working on a mysterious tat on the top of Michael's right foot.

On his way out of the parlor, we asked Hall about the design ... and he quipped back, "I'm just doctoring up my alien markings."

Check out the pic -- looks like he was telling the truth.

Mario Lopez's 2-week wife Ali Landry is an expert on her knees, easily keeping her balance during a smoking hot paddle boarding session in Hawaii earlier today.

In case you forgot, Mario and Ali were married on April 24th, 2004. Their marriage was annulled two weeks later.

Mel Gibson suffered a wardrobe malfunction and accidentally flashed one of his supple man boobs while out walking around Malibu on Wednesday.

She's no stranger to weird get-ups, but "Tik Tok" singer Ke$ha took it up a sexy notch by wearing some sorta revealing leather one-legged bathing suit type thing on the set of her "Die Young" music video in L.A. on Wednesday.

Today is Lil Wayne's 30th birthday ... and he's celebrating by taking down Elvis Presley.

Weezy showed off his lean, buff, tatted up chest by going shirtless at the opening of a skatepark he helped launch in New Orleans on Wednesday.

And how's this for a birthday gift, Wayne just made music history by surpassing Elvis as the male artist with the most hits on the Billboard Hot 100 chart -- Weezy has 109 songs over The King's 108.

Rockin' a sexy one piece suit that perfectly accentuated her gorgeous girls and tightly cinched her waist in ways no mere mortal could withstand, Kim cloaked her beloved booty with a long white shirt thing as she and big sis Kourtney enjoyed a walk on the beach.

Justin Timberlake refused to make a complete ass out of himself during his bachelor party weekend in Cabo San Lucas this weekend ... only going "partial crack" while his pals flashed some full moons at the paparazzi.

Prior to flashing their lily-white booties, JT and the gang started the bachelor festivities in Las Vegas on Thursday before continuing the party train south of the border.

Sofia Vergara celebrated "Modern Family's" big Emmy win last night by shaking her ass like a CHAMPION in a tight sexy dress ... and TMZ has ALL of the incredible jiggly footage.

It all went down at the HBO Emmy Party at the Pacific Design Center -- when Sofia stormed into the place around 1 AM with the urge to dance her face off in her ultra-skin tight dress.

Sofia -- clearly excited her show won the statue for Best Comedy Series-- went straight to the center of the party and began gyrating to Gloria Estefan's "Conga."

With the crowd egging her on, Vergara requested the DJ play the Enrique Iglesias track, "I Like It"... and of course, he obliged.

It's awards season ... so naturally, Christina Hendricks' boobs dolled themselves up for a big night out at the Emmys!!

The boobs sat at a table with their "Mad Men" co-stars ... while sipping on champagne and snacking on some fancy desserts. They didn't win an award, but still a great time was had by all.

Sources say Christina was there too.

Heidi Klum showed up to the Emmy Awards moments ago without her bodyguard boyfriend ... but fully rocking her smokin' hot body.

Klum walked the red carpet at the Nokia theater in downtown L.A. sporting a scantily cut sea-foam dress ... where the plunging neckline and high leg slits managed to meet in practically the same place.

Jessica Simpson rocked a pair of Daisy Dukes in L.A. yesterday ... begging the question, WHY WAS SHE AFRAID TO SHOW OFF HER LEGS IN THAT WEIGHT WATCHERS COMMERCIAL?

Simpson -- who signed a $4 mil deal with WW -- took some serious heat for not flaunting her revamped, slimmed down figure when her first WW commercial aired earlier this month.

But yesterday, Simpson finally showed off the goods during a mid-day shopping trip ... and the goods looked good.

Jess ain't exactly back in the same Daisy Dukes shape she was back in 2005, when she rocked the short shorts in "Dukes of Hazzard" ... but still, progress is progress.

Kate Upton's family is NOT embarrassed by her jiggly supermodel ways ... this according to her uncle, who also happens to be a friggin' U.S. Congressman!

TMZ spoke with Fred Upton (R-Mich) in D.C. yesterday ... who ensured us Kate is nothing short of a "great gal" ... which we already knew because of this ... and this ... and this ... and this.

But the Upton family is more than hotness and politics ... they're also SUPER LOADED ... because Kate's great-grandfather started the WHIRLPOOL corporation back in 1911!!!

Fun Fact -- Whirlpool was the first company to offer employees paid vacations. So next time you take some time off, you should probably thank the Upton family ... by watching this.

Kelsey Grammer is making it clear ... he does NOT want to see pics of his ex, Camille Grammer -- even if she's flaunting her AWESOME bikini bod! He might wanna rethink that.