Hot Bodies

Chrissy Teigen's knockers have a mind of their own when it comes to squeezing into jumpsuits ... according to their owner.

We got Chrissy and asked her about the extremely busty video she posted of herself trying -- unsuccessfully though very entertainingly -- to squeeze into a one-piece. In her defense, it looked really small and everything still fit ... but her rack.

Some would call this a good problem, but Chrissy gave us her take. On her ta-tas.

Enjoy!

Seems Elisa Johnson is BACK ON with her quasi-boyfriend, Anthony Alcaraz -- 'cause they were all over each other on the beach in Miami!

Last we saw Magic Johnson's daughter, she claimed she wasn't really in a committed relationship, despite the on-again, off-again thing with the male model.

But here they are in Miami ... letting it all hang out.

Britney Spears is Spring Breakin' in Hawaii and the 35-year-old mom of 2 is as ripped as any college chick out there.

On the heels of announcing her "Piece of Me" residency in Vegas will end in December ... Brit hit the beach on Kauai in a white kinda see-through bikini, and literally frolicked in the surf and sand.

She appeared to be doing some ab exercises while she was out there. It's clearly paying off.

"Little Women: LA" star Briana Renee is only 3'8" but isn't letting her height stop her from pursuing a career in modeling.

Briana's aiming to be the first little person to become a big-time model, and got in front of a camera to prove her skills. She chose to do mostly lingerie shots because her ultimate goal is to be a Maxim cover girl.

Madonna's daughter, Lourdes Leon, gave new meaning to the phrase ... suns out, buns out when she hit South Beach ... with her appetite.

Madge's 20-year-old not-so-baby girl slipped into a bikini -- showing off what her mama gave her -- and also made sure to take a food break.

Lourdes absolutely inhaled a sandwich out on the beach. See, don't worry Mom ... she's eating.

And looking very healthy.

Kristen Stewart didn't quite step out in her birthday suit on her born day ... but still left little to the imagination.

She was out with her gf, Stella Maxwell, in New Orleans rocking a crop top -- no bra -- and short shorts. Stella wore pretty much the same kinda outfit.

Rob Gronkowski had a nice quiet weekend in Vegas ... ripping off his shirt and raging with WWE superstar Mojo Rawley while bikini chicks sprayed 'em with champagne ... and we have the video.

Before Karl-Anthony Towns and his Minnesota Timberwolves lost to the Lakers this weekend, he was rollin' on Rodeo Drive with his smokin' hot girlfriend, Kawahine Andrade.

If you don't know her ... you're welcome for this.

Kawahine is a fitness model with an insane physique. She often flaunts it on the 'Gram. You should probably click the follow button.

Couldn't happen but notice Kawahine and Karl-Anthony were right by the Cartier store ... which specializes in diamonds and rings.

Just sayin' ...

Bella Hadid will beat your ass in the ring, but you'd probably enjoy it.

The model slipped on the mitts in NYC for a boxing workout with a trainer. This was no photo shoot ... Bella looked serious about the session, and definitely dressed for the occasion.

Her bosses at Nike will be thrilled.

Our only question: Where's the headgear?? Protect the moneymaker at all times, Bella.

Khloe Kardashian can ruin the concentration of anyone who happens to work out next to her.

Khloe stepped out of a 'KUWTK' scene Wednesday in this sweatsuit with a see-through lace bodysuit that screams "WHERE YOU AT, TRISTAN?!"

Nothing but net.

Mama June ain't Kendra Wilkinson's type ... nothing personal, the former Playmate just likes a little more exotic booty.

We got Kendra at LAX where she applauded Mama June's massive 300 lb weight loss, but stopped short of recommending her for a Playboy spread.

Kendra has other standards in mind.

Mama June is back to working out after being sidelined by several surgeries following her dramatic weight loss, but says only time will tell if she keeps the weight off.

We got June in NYC Wednesday where she gave us a laundry list of the operations she underwent to reach her dress size 4. They sound painful, and even she says she's done going under the knife.

As for being pleased with the results ... June still has reservations about throwing on a bikini, so that's saying something.

The "Magic Mike Live" cast doesn't need more meat on their bones, but got some anyway ... courtesy of Channing Tatum, who grilled for the guys on their day off.

The live stage version of the movie is in previews in Sin City, and the guys have been rehearsing nonstop. Channing's not in it, but has been there consulting, and decided to reward the cast with a family-style BBQ.

We're told the party was thrown at the $5 million Airbnb crib that Channing's been staying outside of Vegas for free. It's in the same ritzy hood as Wayne Newton’s famous estate.

Looks like the guys kept their shirts on for most of the party. Savin' it for the stage, we guess.

Bella Hadid's got champagne problems ... as in, someone get this woman a refill.

Bella and a few friends showed off their rocking bikini bods while sipping mimosas and enjoying a sunny day in Cabo San Lucas on Monday.

Tanning + cocktails + ciggies = perfect day in Mexico for Bella.

Jen Selter's Mexican vacation hot streak continues!

The hot-bodied model took her famous ass for a swim in the Caribbean Sea ... and it was muy bueno!!!

No sign of James Maslow this time around. We're told they're not dating ... they just met at a Maxim event and hung out with friends.