Hot Mamas

Britney Spears just showed up in court in downtown L.A. to talk to the judge in her conservatorship case ... and she looks HOT!

Britney is there for a status hearing ... she's shown up several times before to have a chit chat with the judge.

Britney is wearing a very short cream/peach colored dress -- really short, and she looks really good.

There will be no decisions made today -- it's purely for the judge to monitor Britney's progress, both personally and professionally.

Hulk Hogan's ex-wife Linda Hogan let it all hang out in a new music video ... by flashing her behemoth badonkadonk in a thong and sheer dress type thing.

The 52-year-old blonde bombshell stars in hip hop artist Ricky Romance's latest video entitled "MILF" and does her best Coco impersonation by exposing all of her orange mother-of-two posterior loveliness.

Besides showing off all her God given talents, Linda did some serious method acting by making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in full face and a horrendous animal print bikini.

The 42-year-old "Magic Mike" hunk was joined on vacation by his gorgeous pregnant bikini-clad wife Camila Alves.

The sexy couple look belly happy to be expecting their third child.

Gwen Stefani is a 42-year-old mother of two -- but that didn't stop her from looking 20 years younger on the beach in Miami this weekend ... in a sexy tiger print bikini.

Don't speak. We know just what you're thinking.

We can all thank Madonna for Octomom's topless album cover ... because the mother of 14 says the pop icon inspired her to bare it all for her music.

As TMZ first reported, Octo is releasing a single with reality TV star Adam Barta -- but they've changed the title of the song from "Get on the Dance Floor" to "Sexy Party."

Sources close to Octo tell TMZ ... the cover art for "Sexy Party" is 100% Madonna inspired. We're told the pop singer's "Like a Virgin" style and need to sing about liberation struck a chord with Octo and she wanted to pay homage to that with her album art.

Sources tell us ... the crosses in the background, the rosary and even Octo baring her boobies (sans nipples) was all in honor of Madge.

Here is a photo of Rachel Uchitel and her bundle of joy ... along with her new daughter Wyatt.

Rachel gave birth to the kid back in May.

Motherhood never looked so perky.

While snapping pics on the beach, Melanie Griffith flashed her soft porcelain lady curves in a tasteful black bikini in Hawaii on Tuesday.

Rest easy America, your tax dollars are safe ... 'cause Octomom + Porn + Stripping = NO MORE WELFARE!!!!!

Sources tell TMZ ... the mother of 14 no longer needs government assistance thanks to her various XXX gigs. We're told Octo has raked in more than enough cash to support herself -- we're talkin' 6-figs.

TMZ broke the story ... Octo went on welfare​ back in March (resulting in a slew of death threats) claiming she needed the cash to help feed her family. But as of June, her 3-month cycle ended and she chose NOT to renew it.

We're told Octo still stands by her decision to go on welfare in the first place ... but she's happy to show the world it was just a temporary situation.

Looking like Tara Reid, Michael Lohan's baby momma-to-be Kate Major showed off her growing pierced baby bump by rockin' a maternity bikini at the beach in L.A. on Wednesday.

Lindsay's future sibling's mama is in the first trimester of her pregnancy.

When not flashing body parts, swastikas or putting a gun to her head on tour, Madonna likes to get touchy-feely with her 25-year-old dancer boyfriend Brahim Zaibat.

At her London concert on Tuesday, the 53-year-old Queen of Pop slipped her shirtless boy toy a couple of fingers into his mouth and then took a break from grabbing her crotch to reach around to his nether regions.

Just one day after giving birth, supermom Uma Thurman was already out and about in public holding her newborn daughter at a cafe in upstate New York.

With her one-day-old bundle of joy safely in her arms, the 42-year-old was spotted at Press and Blend in Woodstock, New York. We're told Uma is a regular at the shop and ordered cold pressed juices. A new mom needs her nourishment!

On Sunday, Uma gave birth to her first child -- whose name has yet to be announced -- with boyfriend Arpad Busson. She has two children with ex-husband Ethan Hawke, while Arpad has two children from his previous relationship with supermodel Elle Macpherson.

Octomom Nadya Suleman stripped down Friday night like it was her job ... because it was ... and TMZ has obtained the pics to prove it.

After months of anticipation, Octo finally had her first gig as a stripper and hit the stage at Playhouse Gentleman's Club in Hallandale, FL for TWO WHOLE DANCES!!!

Even though her time on stage was short, the mother of 14 went all out -- using costumes, props and we're guessing a gym ... cause girl didn't look half-bad.

Octo went with a couple classic stripper numbers -- dancing as a leather-clad dominatrix (set to Rihanna's song "S&M") and then a naughty, lollipop sucking school girl.

"Modern Family" hot mama Sofia Vergara celebrated her big 40th birthday on Tuesday by rocking a sexy bikini in Mexico ... and flashing what is reportedly her new giant engagement ring.

Sofia's on-again-off-again businessman boyfriend Nick Loeb reportedly popped the question this week and gave her the huge bling during their vacation with pals on the Riviera Maya.

Sofia -- who dated Tom Cruise back in 2005, before the whole Katie Holmes thing -- has a son from a previous marriage.

Jessica Alba let all her bronzed gorgeousness hang out in a sexy two-piece bikini while soaking up the sun in Italy on Tuesday.

Just like Scarlett Johansson, the 31-year-old mother of two can definitely stomach the European heat.

Mrs. Matthew McConaughey aka Camilla Alves and Mrs. Channing Tatum aka Jenna Dewan glammed it up at the London premiere of their husbands' film "Magic Mike" on Tuesday.

Question is ...

Kate Hudson took a holiday from making all those awful romcoms to bask her mother-of-two curves in a sexy black bikini in Greece on Thursday.

Despite "Alex and Emma," "Raising Helen," "You, Me and Dupree," "Fool's Gold," "My Best Friend's Girl," "A Little Bit of Heaven" and "Something Borrowed," the fit 33-year-old has a great body of work.