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Honey Boo Boo's mother "Mama" June Shannon flaunted her sexy new curves -- after recently losing 100 pounds -- while filming her hugely successful reality TV show in Georgia Thursday.

Shauna Sand likes putting inanimate objects in her mouth ... diamond studs.

With the help of New York dentist Dr. Dean Vafiadis holding back her luscious plump lips, the 41-year-old mother of three showed off her shiny new grill Wednesday in Manhattan.

While she claims her ex-husband Lorenzo Lamas owes her over $42K in child support, the Lucite-heel wonder still managed to scrape together enough for the ridiculous dental jewelry. In her defense, it was pretty cheap ... $60 a tooth.

With her mouth full of bling, let's hope she's careful swallowing.

Britney Spears is all that ... and a bucket of chicken.

Wearing her brunette weave at half-mast, a flowing top made out of a doily from the Kentwood general store and a pair of commemorative daisy dukes from the 2007 Britney Spears Malibu Gas Station Tour, the 31-year-old mother of two looked extra crispy as she picked up some vittles from Kentucky Fried Chicken in Thousand Oaks on Tuesday.

Interestingly, Brit Brit grabbed the KFC to go after a photo shoot for the fitness magazine Shape.

Jumping on the Michelle Obama hair trend, Kim Kardashian temporarily diverted attention from her growing baby bump -- and signature badonkadonk -- and let her newly chopped sexy bangs take center stage as she crossed a street in Beverly Hills this weekend.

Britney Spears spent her Friday afternoon meandering around a big green field, chasing a white ball, while carrying a big stick.

A few of Britney's bodyguards -- along with her new beau David -- were also in tow.

Miranda Kerr suffered injuries to her neck and back during a car wreck in L.A. on Monday ... this according to the model's rep.

Kerr was sporting a neck brace -- which she tried to cover with a scarf -- as she walked around L.A. Tuesday night ... after someone reportedly smashed into her car on an L.A. freeway.

Kerr's rep told Australia's 9 News, "She is in a lot of pain, but really we are just glad it was not more serious."

Neither Kerr's son Flynn nor her husband Orlando Bloom were in the car at the time of the crash -- but the rep says, "[Orlando is] taking very good care of her. He’s an amazing husband."

There are reports the other driver involved in the wreck was arrested for DUI -- but so far, we are unable to confirm those reports.

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TGIF bitches ... here's a pic of Victoria's Secret Angel Doutzen Kroes basically getting completely naked in sunny St. Barts today. Absolutely nowhere near you.

It was a bathing suit besties battle as Cameron Diaz and new moms Drew Barrymore and Reese Witherspoon soaked their movie star bones while on vacation together in Mexico the other day.

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There's something or someone hidden in this pic of Kourtney Kardashian -- but this is a tough one. Ya might wanna just give up ... or watch the clip for the answer.

It seems like only yesterday, Kourtney Kardashian was self-delivering baby Mason from her lady parts in front of the reality show cameras ... and look at him now!

No seriously, try to look at him ... bet you didn't even realize there was a child in this picture.

With his marriage to Maria Shriver over, Arnold Schwarzenegger was spotted out with a new hot mystery babe this weekend ... and it wasn't Patty Baena, his former maid with whom he had a secret son.

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For the good of all mankind, the gorgeous ladies did what they do best and poured all of their luscious golden lady bits into skimpy frilly lingerie -- and super high stiletto heels -- and struck some amazing poses.

With her beleaguered blonde weave in need of a tune up and rockin' some Whitesnake groupie heavy black eye makeup, a low cut animal print top from the Forever 21 sale rack, and a pair of badly dyed bleached out jeans last seen leaving a Bon Jovi concert in 1988, newly single Britney Spears made a much needed trip to a beauty salon in Westlake Village on Sunday.

CBS fashion censorship memos be damned, her highness Jennifer Lopez showed up to the Grammys with a very high cut gown that showed off her gorgeous Jolie leg and then some.

Doing her best Mrs. Roper impersonation, Adele looked gorgeous in a red floral tapestry at the Grammys on Sunday.

At least it's different from her usual shapeless black ensembles, right?