Hot Mamas

"Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" babe Brandi Glanville's latest gig is a real stretch.

The limber 40-year-old mother of two showed off her toned body and ridiculously long legs during a photo op workout session with a personal trainer at a park in L.A. on Friday.

Kim Kardashian is a 200 lb monster who's shoveling down so much junk food ... she got dumped by Kanye West -- according to some ridiculously creative magazines, anyway.

See, pregnancy can be entertaining! Unless you're Kim.

Here are some photos of Jessica Alba and her husband Cash Warren in St. Barts.

And now some reactions from around the office ...

Mike: I can't stop staring.

Gary: I hate my life.

Charles: I'm kinda over her now.

Evan: Charles is insane.

Lululemon has 86'd the woman behind their see-through yoga pants, which is a damn shame -- and not only because Sofia Vergara looks so good in that style. Okay, mostly because of that.

Heidi Klum ain't afraid of no stupid water ... 'cause just three days after saving her son and two nannies from a dangerous rip tide in Hawaii, Klum got back into rough waters ... at Disney's California Adventure.

It's a pretty brave move considering the frightening scene in Oahu earlier this week ... when Heidi sprinted into the ocean to pull her son Henry and their two nannies out of the surf, while wearing nothing more than a skimpy bikini.

In fact, the water was so rough that day, her boyfriend Martin Kristen could be seen struggling to catch his breath on the shore after the terrifying incident.

But there was no water rescue necessary in California on Wednesday ... when a fearless Heidi was seen laughing her way through Grizzly River Run with Martin and her kids.

It's about damn time New Jersey banned children from tanning -- at least without parental permission -- this according to the face of the biggest underage tanning scandal in history.

Tanning Mom Patricia Krentcil got emotional on the street yesterday ... telling TMZ, she fully supports Governor Chris Christie's new "Tan Mom Law" that bans anyone under 17 from going to tanning salons without a parental stamp of approval.

Patricia tells us, "I don't think children ever should tan ... I believe that it should be something that's spoken about and now it's been rectified after I went through a year of mockery for something I never would do and did not do."

Quick recap: Patricia was arrested last year on child endangerment charges after being accused of putting her 5-year-old in a tanning booth. Patricia denied the charges from the beginning, and a grand jury opted not to indict her.

All decked out in their best Sunday outfits and brand new Easter weaves, 21-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears and her big pop icon sister Britney Jean Spears spent the holiday together down home in Kentwood this weekend.

So we gotta ask ...

Here's Khloe Kardashian at a McDonald's event in Hollywood on Thursday (left) and "Modern Family" star Sofia Vergara back in 2011 (right).

The twins.

Britney Spears is spending Easter weekend in her hometown of Kentwood, LA ... hitting up a local Walmart for some flowers and other goodies.

While there were no signs of the feds, the 52-year-old anatomically correct Staten Island wise gal attempted to cool off her fully loaded man-made ginormous guns in the warm waters off Fort Lauderdale on Thursday.

It was a battle of the baby bulge on Wednesday, as maternity fashionista Kim Kardashian bedazzled on the streets of NYC -- while Jessica Simpson shopped in her comfy sweats in Los Angeles.

So we gotta ask ...

Kim Kardashian says, even with pregnancy, she's only up to 140 pounds -- which very few people believe. So, step right up and play the game that's not sweeping the nation! (Prizes not included)

Mom jeans and stretch pants be damned, because Kim Kardashian isn't letting a little thing like carrying an unborn child to term stop her from wearing skin tight uncomfortable leather maternity dresses.

By the grace of God, the 32-year-old mom-to-be somehow managed to stay upright in a pair of sky high stiletto heels and successfully wedge all of her childbearing hips, ass and thighs into a form fitting mustard yellow sheath while maneuvering through the streets of NYC on Tuesday.

Christina Aguilera looks like she's shed weight since leaving "The Voice" -- and we think we know why ... those super-luxurious spinning chairs might be too comfy! You've been warned, Usher.

It's official, Britney Spears has a new conservator boyfriend.

Rockin' her best corporate chic ensemble, the unchaperoned 31-year-old mother of two was spotted holding hands in public for the first time with new beau David Lucado at a mall in Thousand Oaks on Friday.

While they've been dating for weeks, this is their first real public display of affection since Brit Brit and 27-year-old David were spotted having dinner together on Valentine's Day.

As we told you ... David has no show biz ties. He's from Atlanta and is out here working for a law firm though not a lawyer. He's a dude of modest means.

After getting $100 million for kickin' ex-husband Tiger Woods to the curb, Elin Nordegren is putting all of her fancy footwork to good use ... by coaching her daughter's soccer team.

With her adorable kids at her side, the gorgeous 33-year-old -- who's reportedly dating billionaire Chris Cline now -- showed off her amazing God-given talents at a game in Jupiter, Florida on Thursday.

One thing Coach E is sure to teach her players ... never ever cheat.