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Farrah Abraham is finally copping to shooting a full-on porn -- with A-list porn star James Deen -- but says even though it was intended for her personal scrapbook ... she's willing to sell it for $2 million.

The ex-"Teen Mom" star's reason for shooting the XXX video is simply the best ... telling TMZ she wanted to immortalize her smokin' hot 21-year-old body -- for her personal collection -- so she could look back on it when she's old.

Guess Olan Mills was booked?

Farrah, who initially denied a sex tape existed, says she's pissed at her penis-for-hire -- because Deen let the cat out of the bag ... telling our camera guy the whole staged shoot was Farrah's idea.

Farrah says she wants nothing to do with Deen now (we suspect that's mutual) and took a parting shot, telling us -- "If my ex-boyfriend Derek were alive, I would've rather it had been him with me."

Farrah's baby daddy Derek Underwood died in a car accident in 2008.

As for the sex vid going public ... Farrah says her lawyer is dealing with a porn company, and she "will not be settling for anything less than a couple million" bucks.

Kim Kardashian gets almost as many headlines as that other Kim -- so, we're thinking Kim Jong Un should just get knocked up by a rapper. Beats launching World War III ... just sayin'.

Bogus sex tape peddler Farrah Abraham just can't hide it anymore ... her breasts that is.

Abraham went frolicking on an L.A. beach earlier today in a barely-there bikini, where she celebrated the imminent release of her totally-staged "sex tape" with porn star James Deen.

TMZ broke the story ... Deen blew the lid off Farrah's sex tape plot yesterday ... telling us he was approached by a porn company to stage the sex tape over the weekend ... and that Farrah was behind the whole thing.

And we're not complaining ... at all.

Katherine Heigl took time out from making horrible romantic comedies and showed off two gorgeous reasons why she should still be cast in more films.

The 34-year-old former television actress poured herself into a golden yellow bikini top to tan her blockbuster lady curves in Cabo on Monday.

As long as it doesn't mean any sequels to "27 Dresses," "The Ugly Truth," "Killers," "Life As We Know It," "New Year's Eve," or "One for the Money," we'd all love to see more of Kat.

It's baby bump's first red carpet ... as a glowing, newly pregnant Halle Berry showed off her growing belly -- and sexy legs -- at the premiere of her new movie "The Call" in Buenos Aires on Monday.

As TMZ first reported, the 46-year-old is three months pregnant with her first child with fiance Olivier Martinez and has learned she is having a boy. Halle already has adorable 5-year-old Nahla from her previous relationship with Gabriel Aubry.

Don't cry for her Argentina ... well, unless you go see "The Call."

Pregnancy is HELL, so says Snooki ... who tells TMZ the process of childbearing is much more disgusting than everyone makes it out to be.

The slimmed-down "Jersey Shore" star was hangin' at LAX -- sans her baby daddy Jionni and her baby Lorenzo -- when we asked if she planned to bang out another kid anytime soon.

"Yeah, I want one right now, but it's just not the right time," Snooki said ... adding, "We're gonna try to plan this one."

Chris Bosh's wife Adrienne hit a Caribbean beach with their adorable 11-month-old son -- who was udderly overshadowed by his mom's booty-FILLED bikini.

It's twue, it's twue ... it's reawwy twue ... James Deen's gargantuan penis IS the co-star in the Farrah Abraham sex tape ... at least according to James Deen.

Deen -- a professional porn star -- tells TMZ, "Word travels fast ... it isn't even edited yet. We shot it yesterday."

When asked if the two were dating, based on the fact they were seen holding hands yesterday, Deen said, "Definitely not dating. Got tested together on Friday and then saw her on set. That is my only experience with the lady."

As we first reported, the XXX footage is being shopped around to various porno companies -- including Vivid. We spoke to Vivid honcho Steve Hirsch who tells us he's seen the entire tape and says, "It's amazing ... and I'm doing everything in my power to get the rights to put it out."

Note -- if you don't get the first line in this post, you should really watch "Blazing Saddles."

Miami Heat star Chris Bosh may have had over $300K in watches and rings jacked from his home, but he's still got the family jewels ... his wife's bootyful bikini body.

Looking like a long lost Kardashian, Adrienne Bosh barely contained herself in a red two-piece as she showed off her buxom precious gems on the beach with her son in Puerto Rico this weekend.

She's making those crooks look like a giant ass.

Former "Teen Mom" Farrah Abraham staunchly denied the existence of a sex tape ... and then flip-flopped ... and then threatened legal action ... and then said some REALLY dumb stuff ... and TMZ caught the whole thing on tape.

21-year-old Abraham was shopping for sexy lingerie at Agent Provocateur in L.A. yesterday when we asked if she knew about the existence of the sex tape being shopped around town.

"I don't ... exist ... anything about that," Farrah eloquently told us.

Farrah later changed her position ... saying, "If I had my own personal stuff, that's my own personal thing."

During the encounter, we learned Farrah doesn't know the meaning of the word, "elaborate" -- ya gotta watch the video.

"Teen Mom" Farrah Abraham got down and dirty while cameras rolled and now a sex tape is being shopped to various porn companies featuring the MTV star ... TMZ has learned.

According to sources who have seen the tape, Farrah and a male partner (possibly her ex-boyfriend) go at it for about 30 minutes ... full-on sex ... in various positions. We're told it was recently shot.

Our sources say the person selling the tape has already shown it to some of the biggest XXX companies and is looking to make a deal.

It's another notch in Farrah's belt ... she was recently snapped boozing it up in nothing but lingerie. And last month she was arrested on suspicion of DUI, when cops say she blew nearly twice the legal limit.

Farrah blamed that on being sick. Wonder what her excuse for this will be?

With all the commotion over Halle Berry's pregnancy bombshell ... it was easy to miss that "Glee" star Heather Morris got knocked up too -- so she's letting her baby belly speak for her.

The 26-year-old showed off her growing bump -- which is about 3 months along -- in L.A. Saturday ... for the first time since announcing she and BF Taylor Hubbell were expecting a kid last week.

No word whether the pregnancy will show up in any "Glee" storylines, but at this point ... it's not like it could make the show worse.

Halle Berry took a stroll around New York City yesterday, flashing the early signs of a baby bump.

As TMZ first reported, Halle and fiance Olivier Martinez are expecting their first child together. We're told Halle is three months pregnant and has already learned she's having a boy.

Perhaps as a proverbial, pudgy middle finger to the tabloids who have mocked her pregnancy weight gain, Kim Kardashian put her baby bump on full display on Instagram today.

One of Halle Berry's exes said something nice about her and her pregnancy -- and the kind words came from none other than singer Eric Benet!

We broke the story ... 46-year-old Halle is expecting her second child -- this one with fiance Olivier Martinez -- and based on Eric's reaction, it looks like we broke the news to him in Bev Hills today.

It's no secret ... Halle doesn't have a great track record of remaining friends with exes -- but Benet, who was married to her from 2001 to 2005, had only 2 words for Halle.