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There's nothing quite like confusing your "dumb b***hes" for your son -- but what else would you expect from Andy Dick?

In the midst of trying, somewhat in vain, to rile up a crowd at PURE nightclub at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas, randy Andy got a text message which he initially thought was from a female friend. It turns out it was from his son -- just one of his three children.

At least he stayed upright, unlike his premature ejection from "Jimmy Kimmel Live" last week -- after a little too-much grab-thigh with Ivanka Trump.

Howard Stern sidekick Artie Lange played to sold-out crowds over the weekend at Luxor in Las Vegas, and was promptly puked on.

After the shows, Artie and fellow Stern sidekicks Reverend Bob Levy and Nick DiPalo headed to Body English, a nightclub at The Hard Rock. Once in the VIP area, Artie egged-on Wee Matt (a little person star in Jeff Beacher's Madhouse comedy show at the Joint) to chug his beer. Wee Matt obliged, then looked up at Artie and vomited on his leg and all over Artie's VIP table.

TMZ has learned that disgraced Miss Nevada, Katie Rees, is shacking up in the Hardwood Suite in the Fantasy Tower at Sin City's Palms Casino Resort (Justin Timberlake was a recent guest), and she even had a slumber party there -- with her girlfriends (look out!)! Of course, the suite costs a steep $25,000 per night, which leads us to ask, where's the money coming from?

For her recent Miss Jet Las Vegas gig at the Mirage, Rees was rumored to have been paid a paltry $5,000, which would get her about four-and-a-half hours in the room (not including taxes and fees), which happens to have its own basketball court. We're told that she got a "special rate," but didn't get the room completely comped.

Meanwhile, Britney Spears is back in Vegas -- this time, it seems, to work. She's holed up at the Palms as well, in a Sky Villa in the Fantasy Tower, which also goes for $25K per night. Brit doesn't even have to leave the hotel to lay down tracks -- there's a recording studio in the Tower.

Britney can afford it -- she's worth nine figures. But Katie Rees? Bet Tara Conner wishes she'd done a little more to push Trump over the edge.

The dethroned beauty queen was named "Miss Jet Las Vegas 2007" by JET nightclub at The Mirage. There was no girl-on-girl tongue action this time around -- her parents and grandparents were in the crowd. They must be so proud. When asked on her runway walk what was next for her, she gleefully replied, "Hollywood, baby!" Natch.

Our friends at spyonvegas.com caught the bad girl beauty queen raging with a flock of females at club Body English in the Hard Rock Hotel at 3:45 AM.

It appears that unlike the freshly-rehabbed Miss USA Tara Conner, the dethroned Miss Nevada is embracing her new title: Party Girl!

Spies tell TMZ that the duo, who co-starred in 2004's "In Good Company," started their Saturday night at sushi restaurant Social House at Treasure Island, then caught the Cirque de Soleil show "Mystére." Our source reports that Scarlett and Selma hit up hot club PURE at Caesars Palace on both Friday and Saturday.

Cameras spotted the sizzling twosome at their own private craps table on Sunday morning at Caesars. They arrived around 3:00 AM with other friends ... and security. There's something sexy about watching a hot blonde roll them bones!

Our friends at SpyOnVegas.com were there as Jenna dressed up as a Pussycat Doll at PURE Nightclub in Caesars Palace last night to help celebrate her UFC fighter boyfriend's birthday. She popped out of a box and danced onstage -- and on Tito -- to Justin Timberlake's "SexyBack."

A couple of the Dolls then brought Tito a birthday cake. It probably wasn't the only piece Tito got that night.

No, it's not the beginning of a joke, but it could be. Prince insisted on having a table that was occupied by the DJ and his super-rich buddies.

It all went down at PURE nightclub in Las Vegas two weeks ago. Danny Masterson was the house DJ for the club's two year anniversary party -- he spins under the name DJ MomJeans. Masterson was chilling at a table that included Helio CEO Sky Dayton, the creators of YouTube, and "Alpha Dog" star Emile Hirsch. But Prince wanted Masterson's table for himself -- and what Prince wants, Prince gets.

Masterson and his crew had to scram, but the Purple One did manage to compliment Masterson on his DJ skills before having him evicted from the table. Classy.

After his concert, JT headed over to Vegas hotspot Jet Nightclub at the Mirage for a wild birthday bash for his mom, Lynn. With a 30-person entourage in tow, Timberlake headed right for the VIP section, where the Jack Daniels and Dom Perignon flowed.

The mixmaster flipped discs and worked a cig simultaneously as he rocked Pure's second anniversary bash at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas.

Before heading to Sin City, AM was spotted on a lunch date in Beverly Hills with rumored new flame, Mandy Moore. Sounds like life after Nicole is a bit smoother for the DJ.

After hosting a party at Las Vegas strip club Scores, Navarro was given a free lap dance by two ready, willing and busty brunettes. The smile on his face shows his gratitude.

Just remember Dave, no matter what a stripper tells you: There's no sex in the Champagne Room!

The dethroned Miss Rees is being given a hero's welcome in Las Vegas. Says Rees, "I'm really excited about the party at JET. I haven't been able to go out and spend time with my friends at all since the ordeal. It will be a relief from all the stress." Nothing like a little stress relief.

The campy "coronation" is being billed as "Hail to the Queen," and her majesty will be crowned on Monday, January 29 at JET nightclub at The Mirage.

Rees, dethroned after sexy photos of her and some female friends emerged on the Internet, will co-host the opening night on March 31 alongside Pete Giovine and Jeff Beacher, recently named "Best Showman on the Strip" by Rolling Stone. "Miss Nevada is going to push the envelope, even for Beacher's Madhouse," Beacher told TMZ.

So what, exactly, does that entail? According to Beacher, Rees will be hosting a female orgasm contest during the opening of the show. They had us at "female orgasm."

The night also promises "half-naked girls, midgets, and monkeys." Sounds like just an average night in Vegas.

While Britney was busy passing out, Usher was being responsible.

The R&B superstar knew exactly what to say during a New Year's Eve party in Tao in Las Vegas -- right when his buddy Jamie Foxx tried to peer pressure him into taking a shot of booze on stage.

Though Jamie had no problem shooting his back (while fisting a bottle of Dom in the other hand), Usher politely declined and passed his off to the hottie standing to his left.