Hotties & Bodies

Another volcanicly, smokin' hot bikini model is obsessed with Cristiano Ronaldo ... and she wants TMZ Sports to help hook her up.

So, here.

You're looking at Tanya Mityushina -- a 24-year-old Russian-born model (34-24-34) who stripped down to a couple of well-placed strings for the 2016 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition.

She's also modeled for Victoria's Secret, GUESS and Bebe. Straight fire.

Tanya knows Ronaldo has a girlfriend. Tanya also knows relationships don't always last forever.

Tanya is taking her shot.

Get it, Tanya.

Jessica Alba's now tanning for 2 ... and has no problem flaunting it either.

The actress put her baby bump on full display as she lounged at the beach in Hawaii Tuesday. Alba's on a babymoon getaway after announcing Monday she's expecting her third child with husband, Cash Warren.

Although she's a mom these days, and expecting another, ya can't see Jessica sunbathing without reminiscing about her most famous beach pose ... from more than a decade ago.

It really is like a fine wine.

Krislian Rodriguez got booted off last season of "America's Next Top Model" for "oozing sex" a little too much ... but that feature works just fine at the beach.

The model and former 'ANTM' contestant -- who once dated Calvin Harris -- flew solo to the Santa Monica beach this week to get some sun, splash around, and rinse the sand off afterward ... all in a smoking hot bikini.

As we reported, Rita Ora slammed Krislian for oozing sex on 'ANTM' ... and the model thinks Ora 86'd her out of spite because they both banged Harris back in the day.

That's all irrelevant to these beach pics, though ... so just enjoy 'em.

Jessica Simpson's drivers license says 37, as of today, but you could never tell it from her ass ... which she put on full display.

Jess spent at least part of her birthday tanning her cheeks in her pool, while sipping on what looks like a fruity adult beverage. She captioned this piece of art ... "Kiss My Butt 36." Suddenly wish your name was 36?

Happy birthday, Jessica -- hard to believe it's been 12 years since ya slipped into the Daisy Dukes ... sure doesn't look it!

Lexi Thexton's message to DeMario Jackson for ditching her to go on "The Bachelorette?" -- the pose says it all ... ya assed out on getting this!!!

Lexi showed off her buns in a pink bikini in Santa Monica ... and she's as hot as the sand.

You'll recall Rachel Lindsay infamously booted DeMario when Lexi made a surprise 'Bachelorette' appearance to confront him for going on the show even though, according to her, they were still an item.

It's time for NHL star Tyler Seguin to LISTEN UP ... your ridiculously hot Playboy Playmate ex still has the hots for you dude ... and she let TMZ Sports know when we got her out in Hollywood.

We got Miss November 2011 Ciara Price hitting the town with some of her other Playmate friends (including Miss January 2013 Karina Marie) and peppered the ladies with a couple of fun questions.

Among them was which sport has the hottest athletes, and which athlete is the hottest of all?

The ladies agreed it was hockey ... but no one named a name EXCEPT Ciara, and her #1 hottie was Tyler Seguin, who she admitted was her ex-boyfriend.

We did some digging, and it looks like the two dated back in 2012, and from what we can see, Tyler's not totally out of her system yet.

So ... remix maybe?

Remy Ma stole the show at Hot 97's massive Summer Jam concert at MetLife Stadium .. or at least her boobs did.

Remy came running onstage for her verse of "Lean Back" but only made it a couple of steps before her right boob popped out ... momentarily.

The MC was a total pro though ... keeping on mic, while getting her girls back in line.

We'd say she didn't miss a beat, and she didn't -- but her wardrobe department might want to spend some time shopping for bras.

All fans of the maximus that is gluteus, listen up -- one of the best butts in the world is about to pick the best butt in sports.

We got Jen Selter, the Instagram model that has turned her butt into big business (11 million Instagram followers) and asked her to weigh in on pro athlete ass.

Her choice was one of the usual suspects ... and definitely a Hall of Fame rear ... but things got really interesting when we asked who had the better rumpasauras outta Tom Brady & LeBron James.

We're sure you guys care about all that ... but in case you don't, there's a gallery of Jen below. You're welcome.

Kourtney Kardashian and Kendall Jenner are cut from the same cloth ... when it comes to their asses on yachts, that is.

Kourtney and Kendall took a break from the hustle and bustle of the Cannes Film Festival and boarded a yacht in the resort town of Antibes ... which is between Cannes and Nice. Not that geography matters worth a crap ... you're here to see what they're what they're wearing.

Aside from swimwear ... Kourtney showed off her new man, Younes Bendjima -- and had some jet ski time with him and Kendall.

Miss USA Kara McCullough says she's not backing down from her controversial statement about affordable healthcare being a privilege -- but sounds like she's doing her best to soften it.

We talked to Kara on Tuesday and she expanded on her Sunday night answer, saying healthcare should also be a right for everyone. That doesn't jibe with her original "it's a privilege" response, but what is clear is she's doing her best to be the Miss USA everyone can like.

Johnny Manziel's NFL comeback is taking a backseat ... to boobies.

The QB and his smokin' hot fiancee, Bre Tiesi, are on a pre-wedding vacation in Tulum, Mexico with 2 of Bre's insanely attractive lady pals.

For some incredible reason, the women all decided to lose their tops for a quick dip in the ocean while Johnny was hanging out and taking in the sights.

Just a few weeks ago, Manziel told us he didn't need a bachelor party before the wedding ... and now, we kinda get why.

Oh, one more thing ... one of the women in the group is Jordan Ozuna (she's the middle girl in the group shot) -- who's currently connected to Tyga and previously dated Justin Bieber.

Congrats ... to everyone.

Joanna Krupa's playing the post-breakup hotness game like a pro.

She was out in Bev Hills showing off a lot of cleavage, and even more of her ridiculously hot legs ... just hours after reports came out she's separating from her husband.

She did lunch with a table full of friends. There was champagne on the table -- so maybe the gathering was more celebratory than somber. The ex 'Real Housewives' star and husband Romain Zago reportedly separated in December.

If looking good is the best revenge, Zago just got punched in the throat.

Then again, this is just what Joanna does.

Neymar's international teammate, Gabriel Barbosa, just scored big time ... with his hot model sister.

21-year-old Rafaella -- who has been rumored to have a thing with the Inter Milan star for several weeks -- pretty much confirmed the relationship by posting a pic of the two sharing a smooch on Wednesday.

Neymar and Gabigol have been teammates on the Brazilian national team for years ... and it's sure seems like the soccer superstar approves of the couple if they decided to take things public.

GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!

Kourtney Kardashian is giving Scott Disick a run for his money, and letting everyone know it now -- she's hooking up with a super hot guy way younger than her.

His name is Younes Bendjima and they've been casually dating for months. They've rarely been photographed together in public -- but that changed Tuesday when they were spotted doing lunch in West Hollywood and shopping in Bev Hills.

Our sources say they met in October. In fact, Younes was with Kourtney in the Paris club the night of Kim's robbery. He splits his time between Paris and L.A., and we're told they see each other regularly when they're both in town.

Younes is 23 ... same age as Bieber, so Kourt's got a type.

Model Anna Herrin has nothing in common with the angry Fyre Festival goers suing over the disaster ... because she actually had a great time!

Anna was at LAX Monday when she explained how she not only survived what everyone else is calling Ja Rule's epic failure -- but thrived. It's true ... the look on Anna's face down in the Bahamas was a far cry from the people shoved in FEMA tents after paying big money for tix.

As for all the people suing ... Anna has a far more forgiving outlook -- most likely because she was one of the models pumping up Fyre on social media.

Ja Rule might wanna line her up to testify on his behalf.

Hillary Clinton's nephew -- who made waves last summer with some amateur hot shots -- is now a signed male model ... TMZ has learned.

Tyler Clinton inked a deal with big-time modeling agency IMG, and even moved to NYC for the new gig. He's got a portfolio with them and everything.

He's currently got 20 pics on his IMG catalog, most of which were shot by male fashion photographer Brian Jamie.

Tyler, the son of Bill Clinton's brother Roger, made a splash last summer with his pics.

Some stats ... 5'11", 30 inch waist, 10 1/2 shoe, blue/green eyes ... and 38 regular suit.