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Paris Hilton's two-year-old learned a new word ... and it's a four-letter expletive he just won't stop saying.

Paris just shared video of her son, Phoenix, dropping f-bombs left and right as he eats dinner in the kitchen ... and she can't help but laugh at her kid's potty mouth.

Mom says she was recording her son eating food in hopes of capturing a sweet moment ... but all she got was him repeatedly saying "f***" straight to her face.

Tom Hanks stirred the pot as he stepped into character for 'SNL's 50th anniversary special -- but his portrayal of a Trump supporter didn’t land well across the board.

The Oscar winner took on the MAGA-hat-wearing role of Doug in a 'Black Jeopardy' skit, where his character preached the world would be better if more people went to church.

When game show host Darnell Hayes -- Kenan Thompson -- went in for a handshake, Doug pulled back, saying, "Don’t like that, whoa, whoa, whoa!"

'SNL 50' put on a concert for the ages Friday night in NYC ... as several superstar musicians and former cast joined forces to celebrate 'Saturday Night Live's half-century milestone!

Miley Cyrus, Lady Gaga, Will Ferrell, Jimmy Fallon and Bill Murray were some of the highlights in the packed" SNL 50: The Homecoming Concert" show ... which also featured performances by Bonnie Raitt and Chris Martin, Arcade Fire, David Byrne, St. Vincent and the Preservation Hall Jazz Band and Post Malone.

Miley worked the stage — and the audience — as the three-time Grammy winner performing at Radio City Music Hall early into the multi-hour celebratory event. MC belted Queen's "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" with Brittany Howard, as well as her Grammy-winning hit, "Flowers."

Steve Martin is gearing up for one of the biggest performances of his career for the 'SNL' 50th anniversary special ... and he's doing it alongside some of his famous friends.

Steve turned heads on Thursday night at the legendary Comedy Cellar in NYC, when he spontaneously took the stage to workshop material. Sources with knowledge tell us his jokes are in preparation for the massive 'SNL' show this upcoming Sunday.

We're told 'SNL' legends Martin Short and John Mulaney joined Steve onstage and participated in his bit.

Shaquille O'Neal had a bit of potty mouth while live on "NBA on TNT" on Thursday night -- but he wasn't apologizing for it ... in fact, he defended it in hilarious fashion!!

The funny scene all unfolded as the Lakers legend, Ernie Johnson, Kenny "The Jet" Smith and Charles Barkley were breaking down the first half action of the Oklahoma City Thunder vs. Minnesota Timberwolves tilt.

The guys were broadcasting from Northern California in anticipation of this weekend's All-Star festivities ... and after they did their customary "race to the board" -- which was a bit farther than usual due to the outdoor setup -- Shaq returned to his seat and let a cuss word fly.

Forget breaking the ice, Jason Kelce broke wind on his second date with Kylie ... opening up on the time he let out a poot during an ice skating excursion early in their relationship -- and it's still got his wife rolling to this day.

The retired NFL star shared the hilarious story during a Valentine's Day episode of the "Not Gonna Lie With Kylie Kelce" podcast this week ... when the couple answered some questions from their beloved fans.

Considering their initial meeting is well-known, one listener wanted intel on their follow-up date ... and while they debated what counted as the "official" second date, they remembered a special moment that stood out.

Tom Brady looked more like Tom Blush-y during a recent sitdown interview ... and it was all 'cause he couldn't hold it together after a joke about Bill Belichick's girlfriend was cracked.

The funny moment went down during the most recent episode of "Sundae Conversation with Caleb Pressley" -- when the G.O.A.T. plopped into a chair to hear some quips about topical stories surrounding his life.

Brady weathered through jabs about his broadcasting career, the ethnicity of most of his favorite wide receivers ... and even his failed venture with FTX -- a popular crypto exchange app.

Kim Kardashian's got an ally in Mark Zuckerberg ... 'cause he rocked a quirky shirt saying he's already using her legal services -- despite, you know, her still working on actually becoming a lawyer.

Mark hit up his IG Sunday, flexing a hoodie that said "Kim is my lawyer" -- captioned with, "The only appropriate hoodie," and tagging Kris Jenner, probably because it was a gift straight from the Momager herself.

The hoodie’s not exactly breaking news -- it’s been around since Kim first said she was hitting the books for law school, and even made a cameo on "Keeping Up With the Kardashians."

Daymond John is mourning the loss of his childhood friend Irv Gotti, like countless others in the music industry -- and believes his late friend would have had a hearty LOL at 50 Cent's "tribute."

TMZ Hip Hop caught up with the legendary Shark as he pumped himself with stem cell therapy at a research center in Costa Rica -- the type of treatment he wishes Irv would've adopted.

Dozens of celebrities sent their condolences in the wake of Irv's death -- including 50 Cent in a half-tribute, half-backhanded fashion ... "smoking on Irv pack" with a "God Bless 'em" that felt somewhat sincere.

Despite Irv and 50's complicated history, Daymond believes Irv would have gotten a kick out of 50's post ... something The Breakfast Club's DJ Envy can understand.

Daymond admits their Queens neighborhoods were rough growing up, but bred tough skin ... not to mention how Irv and his record label infamously beat a federal money-laundering case!!!

Irv's official cause of death hasn't been revealed but Daymond tells us Irv confirmed he suffered a stroke during their final call last month ... and the Murder Inc. exec was missing the vigor he's known him to have throughout their lifelong friendship.

DayJ recalls, Irv and music video pioneer Hype Williams all got their start sitting on the sidelines of the artist side of the music industry ... but went on to make their mark in pop culture.

The good memories include hanging out on Kanye West's "Gold Digger" video shoot with Jamie Foxx, Pharrell ... and the time Irv told a then-unknown Pitbull to ditch the "keep it real" approach to his music.

And wouldn't you know it, Mr. Worldwide went on to become a Diamond-selling artist!!!

Irv was only 54.

Khloé Kardashian is revealing her workout motivation ... and it's S-E-X.

Khloé admitted her true intentions behind staying in shape during a conversation with Disso Queen Laura Wasser on her podcast, "Khloe In Wonder Land."

KK tells Laura ... "Listen, I work out to get laid. I'm like, 'Someone's gonna see this naked one day,' and it has to look good."

Bianca Censori is getting some stiff competition in terms of who can look hotter and win the internet ... and her new challenger is, wait for it ... Build-A-Bear?!?

The customizable stuffed animal company is trotting out a new product just in time for Valentine's Day ... a Cuddly Cougar ... and Build-A-Bear is really leaning into sex appeal to sell this thing.

Bianca's been all the rage online ever since Sunday when she showed up to the Grammys with Kanye West ... dropping her coat to reveal a see through dress.

Mel Gibson clearly brought energy to the "Flight Risk" set as director ... emanating the intensity of his iconic character William Wallace in a promo pushing his newest film -- face paint and all.

Two promotional clips were recently released to promote the new flick starring Mark Wahlberg, Topher Grace and Michelle Dockery ... and, in one he tells his actors that more is more -- so, they gotta give it all they got.

Gibson, in his director's chair, then picks up a sword when he means to grab his megaphone ... jokingly slicing his hand open on the sharp blade.

Tony Rock says he's not cheering on a second Donald Trump term as president ... admitting there will be more joke opportunities, but he's not feeling like comedians have struck gold.

We caught up with the comic at LAX Wednesday ... and, we had to ask him about Trump ascending to the highest office in the land, again, earlier this week.

Rock starts by joking about an interaction he had with a drug-sniffing dog while getting off the plane in L.A. ... claiming he hadn't seen one in a while, but he did at LAX -- when its handler was allegedly encouraging the animal to check only Black travelers for drugs.

Theo Von will have something hilarious to share on his next podcast episode after attending Donald Trump's 2nd inauguration ... and Logan Paul plays a major role in the story.

Check it out ... Logan is filming himself while taking in the speeches at the Capitol Building Monday morning, when Theo, who is seated right in front of him at the inauguration, tumbles backwards without warning.

The accident prompts quite a reaction from others in the crowd, who look over at Theo -- with a mix of concern and frustration. Someone noticeably shushes the group, even as Logan is asking Theo if he's alright ... and declares he predicted an accident like this would occur.

Jimmy Kimmel has turned Selena Gomez into a blushing bride thanks to his eyebrow-raising engagement present ... which he presented to the starlet on national TV.

Check it out ... the "Emilia Pérez" star could barely hide her embarrassment when the late night host gifted her a "Daddy Saddle" to congratulate her on her recent engagement to music producer Benny Blanco.

The exchange occurred during Monday's episode of "Jimmy Kimmel Live," where the host revealed he did not have a "traditional" present to give Selly and her new fiancé.

Tilda Swinton is now a fan of Nikki Glaser following Glaser's hosting stint at the Golden Globes ... even though she found herself in the comedian's crosshairs during the monologue.

We caught up with the actress following the awards show in Beverly Hills, and she gave her candid reaction to the evening's emcee.

As Tilda put it ... she thought Nikki did a fantastic job, praising the first-time Globes host as "pretty funny."