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Russell Simmons could teach Halle Berry a thing or two about breaking up. He's on such good terms with ex-wife Kimora Lee, he kicked it with her AND new GF Hana Nitsche Wednesday on the beach in St. Barths.

Simmons and Kimora Lee divorced in 2009 ... but they stayed unusually and refreshingly close post-split ... sometimes vacationing together with their respective SOs.

There's no question Russell can pull some impressive ass -- but we gotta ask ...

Jessica Simpson is hiding something -- because the newly pregnant singer just hit the beach in Hawaii ... wearing an enormous green cover-up thing.

Just one day after announcing her new bun in the oven, Jessica went out for a waterfront stroll today with her fiance Eric Johnson ... and her rapidly-forming fetus.

This will be Jessica's second child after she gave birth to her daughter Maxwell in May.

Who knew? Justin Theroux is tatted neck to toe.

The pics were snapped in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico over the weekend. Jennifer Aniston, who at 43 still looks mighty fine, and Justin were catching some rays when he stood up and revealed a back tat that looks kinda ... Asian-y.

Jennifer makes a yearly pilgrimage to Cabo around XMAS time and usually George Clooney follows suit -- this time with lucky Stacy Keibler. And Rande Gerber and Cindy Crawford always make the trek as well.

FYI --There are reports circulating that Jennifer is pregnant. If she's really pregnant, Jessica Simpson has been doing it seriously wrong.

Just two days before she made her big announcement, a secretly pregnant Jessica Simpson took her fetus on a Christmas Eve shopping spree ... and showed off her growing baby bump.

While wearing an animal print tunic-thingy, Jessica hit up a Target store in Hawaii on Sunday to stock up on wrapping paper and all sorts of other competitively priced stuff.

It's unclear how far along she is, but it's gotta be early ... considering you can BARELY see the bulge in her midsection.

Side Note: Her legs look great!

Stephanie Seymour's butt is unavailable at the moment -- as it's currently on vacation in St. Barts.

If you would like to leave a message for the butt, please do so at the beep.

Honey Boo Boo and family recently transformed their home for the holidays ... and it's a full blown fire hazard of epic proportions.

Inflatable Santa, inflatable Frosty, inflatable Rudolph -- pretty much every Xmas character ever makes an appearance in their yard (sorry Jesus). The reality TV stars also strung up enough lights to ensure their redneck haven will finally be seen from space ... an Xmas miracle!

Here's a photo of Rihanna in Barbados ... in a bathing suit ... where she'll be spending her Christmas holiday relaxin' like a she-pimp in 81 degree weather.

FYI -- it's 36 degrees in NYC right now ... 53 and raining in L.A. ... 14 degrees in Minneapolis ... 37 in Dallas ... 52 in Atlanta ... 32 in Boise ... etc, etc, etc.

Cops were called to the Barbados house Sunday where Rihanna is staying -- presumably topless -- after a man trespassed onto the property.

Barbados Police tell TMZ ... they received a call from someone in Rihanna's party after a man believed to be a German national (above) wandered onto the private, beachfront estate.

By the time cops arrived, Mr. Beerfest had already beat a hasty retreat -- and we're told at no time was the singer in danger.

Brooke Mueller got her shopping fix last night by taking her twin boys to The Grove in L.A.

Mueller is back with her kids after a rough few weeks. She checked in and out of rehab in just 6 days -- her 19th visit.

She also got into a heated battle with Denise Richards after Denise (whom Brooke entrusted with her kids while she was in rehab) dared to ask if she could take the twins to Charlie Sheen's Christmas party. In case we have to paint the pic, Brooke is at war with Charlie.

Halle Berry and fiancé Olivier Martinez are looking to make their Christmas more peaceful than their Thanksgiving ... so they're jetting off to France for the holidays.

The happy couple was seen yesterday at LAX, sans Nahla, who is staying with daddy Gabriel Aubry for a few days before joining Halle in France later.

While Jessica Simpson was probably off somewhere trying to elude photographers from catching a glimpse of her maybe baby bump, her fiancé Eric Johnson and adorable first baby Maxwell went shopping on Melrose Avenue in L.A. on Tuesday.

It must be really hard to get Jess a Christmas gift when you don't know what size to buy her.

And now a new TMZ game ... SPOT THE DOPES!!!

Here we have a photo taken today at El Castillo in Mexico -- otherwise known as the Temple of Kukulkan, a Mayan structure built some time between the 9th and 12th centuries AD to honor the snake god Kukulkan.

Somewhere hidden in the photo are hundreds of idiots waiting to catch a glimpse of Kukulkan before the Mayan apocalypse, scheduled to occur tomorrow ... December 21st 2012. See if you can spot 'em!

The temple usually attracts a decent crowd during the solstice, but this is ridiculous.

Supermodel Kate Moss almost took a ball to the head while hanging out on the beach in St. Barts on Wednesday.

While trying to soak up the sun with husband Jamie Hince, the bikini-clad 38-year-old got photobombed by a completely naked dude checking his phone behind her.

Team USA women's soccer phenom Alex Morgan showed off her rock hard gold medal winning bikini body in Hawaii on Wednesday.

The smokin' hot 23-year-old Olympian scores again.

Got a little sand on your perfectly-toned butt? No problem. Just ring that little bell and your loyal butt-washing attendant will be right over ... carrying a gleaming silver pail filled with Fiji water just to de-sand your perky cheeks.

Just one requirement: you must be Victoria's Secret Angel Candice Swanepoel ... who proudly showed off the ridiculous ass-splashing service she got during a recent photo shoot in St. Barths.

FYI -- we were joking about the Fiji part ... but La Toya wasn't.

Here it is ... undeniable proof that Jennifer Aniston is finally PREGNANT ... or not pregnant ... depending on if you can see a baby bump in this photo!!!

The former "Friends" actress was all smiles on her way into a spa in Beverly Hills this weekend ... with what appears to be signs of a "stomach" showing underneath her shirt.

Only Jen knows for sure ... but we should totally guess anyway -- so, we gotta ask ...