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This extremely French papper at the Nice airport was speaking English -- but his Pink Panther accent left "CSI: Miami"/"West Wing" actress Emily Procter with a serious case of WTF Face.

Orlando Bloom was involved in another car accident in L.A. yesterday -- just a few miles from the infamous wreck that injured two of his passengers nearly two years ago.

Today in NYC, two rabid Edward Cullen devotees did what oh-so-many crazies only dream of: Wrapped their two arms around the magical man meat that is Robert Pattinson.

The world's loudest salesman Billy Mays is always on the clock -- and yesterday outside The London Hotel in NYC, he was trying to pitch everyone outside on the "Best French restaurant here in town!"

Cristiano Ronaldo is officially the second greasiest person Paris Hilton has ever been with!!!!

It's only been six seconds since Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt broke up and it's already getting nasty -- and yes ... a fight, tears and the word "douche" are all a part of this story.

See that little car Chris Brown's getting out of? That's one of the most expensive pieces of automotive machinery on the planet -- an ultra-rare $1.5 million Bugatti Veyron ... and no one is more deserving than that guy (insert sarcasm here).

Lady GaGa can't exactly shut her Playboy mouth ... when someone else is exploring the inner confines of it.

Reason #2,173 why Artie Lange rules: He can hand out directions, dole out his weight loss secret, give props to David Carradine and try to talk an oversharing guy's girlfriend out of a codeine addiction in 3 minutes flat.

With "The Hangover" coming out this weekend, the dudes from the flick keep getting asked the same question about the cure for overconsumption -- but they're all using the same stock answer: Roasted beets.

Dave Matthews went limp today in NYC -- as in, dude couldn't walk two inches without one serious kink in his stride.

After his hand-holding photo-op, we thought Adam Lambert was finally going public with his sexuality -- but when he was asked what the deal was between him and this Shia LaBeouf-alike, he closed that closet door again, refusing to say they're together.

With eyes firmly fixed on the mysterious "other side," adorable little Suri Cruise was able to saw through and remove one of the metal bars impeding her escape ... before being busted by her ultra-aware, highly caffeinated birth mother.

Guess who's coming to dinner at Tom Hanks' house -- Everybody!

It's been 32 years since "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" -- but Mary herself still knows every word to the show's theme song ... and yesterday in D.C., the 72-year-old sang the entire thing -- but what's the deal with the hat?

Every car Lindsay Lohan even looks at is doomed -- and yesterday, her loaned Maserati fell victim to the curse, as it was towed away from outside Sam Ronson's place to an impound lot after she parked it in a no-no zone.