Party All The Time

Bust out the M80s -- Kris Jenner and Khloe Kardashian can celebrate dodging criminal charges for that massive fireworks display they set off in the middle of the night ... terrifying beach residents.

Law enforcement sources tell us the L.A. County Sheriff's Department wrapped its investigation into the explosive yacht party Khloe threw for James Harden's birthday early in the morning of August 26th.

We're told the Sheriff's Dept. presented its findings to the LA. County District Attorney, and recommended a misdemeanor charge of disturbing the peace -- but the D.A. rejected it because the Kardashians had "passive permission."

We broke the story ... the Coast Guard gave the Sheriff a heads up that Kris' production co. would be lighting up the sky that night, and didn't need a permit since the boat was outside the marina. Still, angry residents wanted the Sheriff to bust them for violating noise ordinances.

Had they prosecuted, it's unclear who would take the fall -- Kris, Khloe, or the fireworks vendor -- but it's a moot point now ... criminally, anyway.

We're told a group of residents is still pushing forward with a small claims lawsuit.

What did the 5 fingers say to the butt? SLAAAAAP!!!

That's how it went down for Usain Bolt at FDR nightclub in Miami this weekend ... when a hot chick in a thong started grinding up on the fastest man on the planet during Lil Wayne's birthday bash.

Check out the footage ... Bolt and his crew were showering some of the club's lingerie dancers with cash -- seriously, money was spillin' out the panties -- when Bolt decided to throw in a little smack for good measure.

Got one of those cool Hollywood moments with Wale ... who decided to set a romantic mood for everyone pouring out of a nightclub by dropping an awesome freestyle.

Wale was leaving Henry's Monday night when he ripped off a few verses to the melody of Michael Jackson's "P.Y.T."

Throw in a sexy sidewalk saxophone, and a bunch of (likely) boozed up couples leaving the club -- and, yeah ... it's just good fun.

Scott Disick hosted a huge nightclub party in Atlantic City, but something was VERY different about this paid appearance. Lingerie-clad dancers and big boobs had ZERO impact on him!

In fact, lord D is more like Bored Disick when it comes to the club scene. We suspect Kourtney's got something to do with this epic change.

Scottie Pippen's watch game just got stronger -- after Hublot made the NBA legend a custom $70,000 timepiece ... complete with more than 100 DIAMONDS ... and his own face on the back!!

TMZ Sports has learned ... Pippen was gifted the watch at his 50th birthday party over the weekend ... given to him by the CEO of the company himself.

The watch is a Hublot Power in King Gold -- complete with a picture of Scottie in his #33 Bulls jersey laminated inside the case back of the time piece and valued at $70,000 ... according to Haute Time, which threw the party.

And get this ... MICHAEL JORDAN was in the flesh at the shindig to see the whole thing go down ... Michael B. Jordan, that is.

Still pretty cool. Happy birthday, Pippen.

Jimmy Iovine threw a huge, Bev Hills birthday bash for freshly-iced fiancee Liberty Ross over the weekend and it's safe to say having his own music label made party planning a little easier.

Iovine, who co-founded Interscope, called his pals from Disclosure to headline the fete. They're one of the biggest DJ acts -- they're signed to Jimmy's company -- so it probably took one call to book them.

As for who hit the dance floor ... we're told the usual crowd showed up ... ya know, Oprah, Brian Grazer, Russell Simmons, Mary J. Blige, Lee Daniels and "Selma" director Ava DuVernay.

Catering featured the best of both worlds ... Nobu and Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles.

Ross turned 37 ... imagine her 40th.

Jason Derulo is a little too popular for his own good ... cops came to his house Sunday not once, not twice, but three times because of a raucous party.

Jason had hundreds of his closest friends over for a day party, but just before 5 PM neighbors pitched a fit, because there were around 200 cars parked on the streets, clogging traffic. But worse, Jason's neighbors said the noise was intolerable.

Cops came and told security to turn it down, and then left. But 2 hours later, the noise was at the same level, so police came back, went inside the house and cited Jason for excessive noise.

Cops came back a third time after neighbors reported a fight outside Jason's house.

The Oakland A's definitely put the "A" in T&A Sunday night ... when they put their rookies in a bunch of sexy dresses and made them hit the L.A. club scene -- and TMZ Sports has the footage.

A bunch of rooks including Max Muncy (Supergirl), RJ Alvarez (french maid), Pat Venditte (Reno 911) and more hit up Greystone Manor nightclub in their rookie hazing costumes ... well, because it was funny.

Muncy even tweeted about it ... saying, "Sometimes when you're a rookie you have to dress up."

True.

Scott Disick sleepwalked his way trough an Atlantic City appearance over the weekend.

Scott goes onstage and feigns energy at The Pool After Dark, then strolls off like he's auditioning for "The Walking Dead."

Kanye West never got to go to his own party Saturday night, because Beverly Hills cops broke it up before he got even there.

Kanye performed his second concert at the Hollywood Bowl and was supposed to roll over to a private Bev Hills estate to chew the fat with fans and other celebs. But too many people ... too late and night ... too much noise. That's the recipe for a shutdown.

So they loaded up their truck and moved from Beverly.

Kanye got a refresher course in the value of rehearsals Friday night at the Hollywood Bowl, when things didn't go according to plan.

Kanye kicked off the first of a 2-night stand at the famed venue, where he performed all his songs from "808's and Heartbreak."

The first half of the show was flawless, but the Gremlins burrowed their way in as the show went on. The tracks were out of sync with Kanye, and at one point (see video) Kanye orders the music to stop.

We're told Kim's hubby was late for rehearsal Thursday and because of noise restrictions, when he finally arrived they sent him home.

Kanye made a passing reference to the problem, when he said Friday night, "This is the best dress rehearsal I've ever had."

Fetty Wap's party for his new record was filled with strippers and champagne bottles popping everywhere -- is what you'd expect, but instead it was a low-key affair with fruit-garnished cocktails.

Fetty's celebration went down Thursday night at the famed Marble House in Tribeca ... a $65k rental complete with an indoor pool, theater and game room.

Obviously, there was plenty of Remy 1738 cognac ... but the high-end cognac came with cold-pressed cranberry juice, Red Bull and blueberries. Pretty fancy for Fetty and his Remy Boyz posse.

There was also something called a Three Double 0 -- Remy V with cold-pressed apple and lemon juice with a touch of club soda, garnished with a slice of lemon.

Celebs did not call it a night after the sleep-inducing Emmy ceremony.

We got a bunch of stars, including (in order) Amy Schumer, Elisabeth Moss, Michael Kelly, Fred Armisen and Natasha Lyonne, Jeffrey Tambour, Claire Danes, "Daily Show" producers, Titus Burgess, Lea DeLaria and Ricky Gervais.

A good after-party night had by all.

Scott Disick was 3 sheets to the wind Thursday as he left The Nice Guy in West Hollywood just before 2 AM ... and he clearly struggled to resolve a perplexing female situation.

Two women were in Scott's car when he approached, and he seemed annoyed. What's unclear ... was he pissed that they were random chicks in waiting, or that they were in his seat.

Either way, Scott decided they'd do, but only if they were in their proper place.

A Hollywood Hills mansion, abandoned for years and reputed to be haunted, now serves as a pot-lover's paradise after the current resident opened his doors to puffers and passers.

The pad was rented in June for more than $10k/month by a guy named Michael Straumietis, the CEO of Advanced Nutrients. Michael, who goes by Marijuana Don, almost immediately opened his joint, hosting weekly pot parties for people with medical cards.

The parties are crazy ... with a seemingly endless supply of plants, edibles, oils and hash. And fear not -- Michael has the munchie department covered ... with crab legs, breads, meats and cheeses.

The mansion is 9,800 sq. ft. with a six car garage and 200 bottle wine cellar. The property is a thing of mystery to those in LA, with stories of Satanic activity and unearthly beings inhabiting it.

Lenny Kravitz wasn't taking any chances Friday night at the Greek Theatre in L.A. ...he was covered from head to toe.

No chance of another special guest star ... like the one that popped out of his leather pants which split last month during a concert in Stockholm.