Ride Me

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon were just involved in a minor car accident in L.A. -- apparently they're not hurt, because Mariah was healthy enough to Twitter about it.

Here's what Mariah posted on her page just moments ago:

Now Tommy better hope his shawty doesn't see the shirtless pics from his ridic photo shoot ... or else it's all over.

Nick is officially back behind the wheel -- driving a brave passenger around in a black Range Rover near Agoura Hills, California on Monday night. It's been around 18 months since Nick's '07 car wreck that left his last passenger and friend, John Graziano, in a vegetative state -- and Nick behind bars and without a license.

The DMV granted him a driving permit last month for business-related excursions.

But it's not what you think -- we're told Kim was just helping Reggie out by calling AAA, because his truck simply needed its brakes checked and windows tinted.

Money... it keeps you from having to do silly things like driving an expensive car to the shop yourself.

Justin Timberlake always checks his blind spot.

It's the best thing he's been in since "In Living Color."

The guy crazy enough to trust the exotic ride to a person with more traffic drama than Britney Spears is Dennis DeSantis -- a porn king who's produced such legendary classics as "Origami So Horny" and "Butt Sluts."

To our knowledge, no high speed chase ensued and no pedestrian road kill.

Just before the crash, Knight was stopped at a stop sign. Cops say he should not have entered the intersection because it wasn't clear of traffic -- they say he ran into the other car, sending a woman to the hospital. The male in the car also complained of minor injuries.

Knight will not be ticketed because it's not LAPD policy to ticket on infractions that aren't committed in their presence.

Nothing like some cardio to get you pumped and ready to take on whatever comes your way.

While GF Miranda Kerr will be pleased OB didn't drink and drive, we're not sure how she'll feel about the numbers written on his hand or the group of chicks who rode off with him in the cab.

Maybe a DUI isn't so bad after all.

Linds was being driven out of Sky Bar when once again, she fell victim to her bad car-ma -- her driver crashed into one of the bar's impossible-to-miss, 30-foot tall, mahogany doors.

Nobody was hurt and Lohan eventually rolled out ... but pay attention to the beginning of the video -- the "boom" is pretty damn hard to miss.

That's what Reggie Bush did outside My House (the club), and Kim's skill behind the wheel was debatable, at best.

The car alarm sounded when Kim got in the driver's seat. Warning sign? We're just sayin'.