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If you've ever wondered what Bone Thugs-N-Harmony is saying on their stupid fast raps -- so have Krayzie Bone and Flesh-N-Bone ... who finally copped to being puzzled about some of their lyrics.

It's cool though 'cause we found a way translate their biggest hit. Thanks, rap Rosetta Stone!

Jennifer Jason Leigh is at the center of a huge mystery -- for some reason people really, really give a crap about her old "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" character.

And they won't stop giving a crap.

Selena Gomez didn't go to rehab because she couldn't handle loving Justin Bieber -- she went because she's a world class lightweight ... at least that's JB's side of the story.

Sounds like that on-off thing they have ... is definitely OFF. Again.

The Winter Olympics are finally underway, which means all over Sochi ... stray dogs are running for their lives, and tourists are trying to figure out how the hell to take a crap!

But there's also good stuff happening. Just not in Sochi.

Clay Aiken ain't smiling and singing anymore ... instead the former 'Idol' runner-up is coming out swinging in a run for Congress.

Clay Aiken ... tough guy? Politics defnitely change people.

British model/actress Kelly Brook used to be known for her giant ... role in "Pirahna 3D". Oh, and her giant boobs too. Now add her ex-soldier BF to the list of reasons you love/hate her.

EYES FORWARD! Quit staring ... at her boobs his muscles.

It's a great time to be one of Justin Bieber's bros -- because as Khalil found out ... there's a good chance he'll share a stripper's giant pair of boobs with you.

He might also get you arrested ... but seems a like a good gamble.

We've never seen Kate Upton do a dance we didn't instantly love -- but her attempt to pull off a Super Bowl TD celebration actually sparked a debate.

Love it or hate it ... we all agree it's fun to watch her try it.

Joe Buck is getting ready to call Super Bowl XLVIII ... and if there are any strange noises or odors in the announcing booth this weekend -- don't blame him ... blame Troy Aikman.

Unless Al Roker's in the area. Then it's definitely Al.

Vanessa Hudgens is so aggressively cutting ties with her Disney past ... that she's using the mouse house -- and her smoking hot body -- to push high grade marijuana.

The next Mickey Mouse Club reunion is gonna be fuuuuuun!

Motley Crüe threw dirt on their own grave this week ... announcing that they will retire after one last tour (see The Wanted).

Yeah ... they've had a legendary run -- but you could say this is a very timely death for the Crüe.

You just knew those Daft Punk dudes had to get out of their robot suits eventually -- and lucky for us ... we captured the awesome moment their faces were revealed!

But here's the thing -- sometimes expectations suck.

Usher helped make Justin Bieber a superstar, but it's gonna be way harder to get his former protege back on the straight and narrow -- since Justin's yet to suffer any consequences for his actions.

Unless, of course ... chilling on a tropical beach with a hot chick is a consequence.

Snoop Dogg picked the perfect time to hot box his hotel room down in Australia -- 'cause a bunch of firemen just happened to be nearby when his smoke alarm started blaring.

Best of all ... no one seems to know what caused all the smoke! Probably just forgot.

TWO MILLION butt aficionados can't be wrong ... which is why fitness model person Jen Selter has become the Internet's reigning QUEEN OF ASS!

And she'll have no trouble holding the title -- if she avoids dairy and spicy foods.

There was one easy way Justin Bieber could have avoided getting busted in Miami -- and we mean besides skipping a night of alleged drinking, drugging, and racing.

No, the real trouble with JB started 3 years ago ... during a helicopter showdown.