Eliza Dushku I'm Not a Douche!
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Her last name is tricky, but "Buffy's" Eliza Dushku wants to make one thing clear: It isn't supposed to sound like a feminine hygiene product.
Rachael Ray Loves a Stiff Cocktail Weiner
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While in Miami this weekend, celebuchef Rachael Ray showed off what her four basic food groups are: Wine, margaritas, tequila and hot dogs.
Later the 40-year-old foodie taped her newest series "30 Minute Hurl."
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Nikki Sixx Blasts Bottle Rocket Babe
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Nikki Sixx graphically (and hypocritically) bitched out a female fan during a recent concert for doing the exact same thing he did just moments before -- throwing a water bottle.
The Motley Crue bass guitarist went nuclear after a water bottle came flying at him on stage. Only problem: It appears the bottle was the same one he hurled at her 10 seconds earlier.
Don't dish out what you can't take!
Phelps Offered $25k to Blaze It Up
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Michael Phelps might have a way to get back some of that serious endorsement cash he's losing from that bong smoking scandal -- and all he's gotta do is switch up his smoking device.
Smokey McSpeedo's "extracurricular activities" have perked the interest of a Gurkha Cigars, who just offered Phelps a cool $25,000 to be their official "smokesperson."
In a letter to Phelps, Gurkha said, "We would like to provide you with the opportunity to do what you do best - smoke and swim. And while we can't help you with your swimming skills, we can definitely offer you the best of the best when it comes to the cigar world."
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Skycap Bruce Willis Tips Like...
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Bruce Willis and Kirstie Alley -- one is an incredibly generous tipper and the other is the biggest cheapskate around ... at least according to one chatty skycap-to-the-stars.
After Brody Jenner shockingly handed out a twenty-spot for his service, the celebrity bag carrier ran his mouth about some of his most famous clients -- from Bruce to Rihanna to a whole mess of NFL bigshots -- and you're never going to believe who's tight with their wad....
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Palin Ready for a 'Nailin'?'
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It's the question everyone's been waiting to ask VP wannabeen Sarah Palin: Has she feasted her eyes on hardcore porn spoof "Nailin' Paylin?"
Not only does she answer, but it seems she knows exactly what we're talkin' about....
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Half-Off Kelly Clarkson Tix ... For a Price
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Despite having the #1 song in the country, tickets to a Kelly Clarkson concert are being knocked down by 50% and all you have to do to get them is ... fly to the Bahamas and pay for four nights of hotel accommodations!
Even resort hotels like the Atlantis are feeling the economic pinch, so they're trying to lure vacationers by slashing prices to Clarkson's February 14th concert. Suicidal shark not included.
If they really wanted to be your Valentine, they'd just slash their room rates!
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Snoop Doggs Becks and Paul for UK OK
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Snoop Dogg wants back into the UK after being banned, and he's trying to get David Beckham, Paul McCartney and, uh, John Lennon to help him out.
The Doggfather, according to the Mirror, has contacted his boy Becks (who appeared on his reality show) as well as Sir Paul to enlist their influence in letting him back into the UK. He got 86ed from the UK after that insane airport slap-up a couple years back.
Of course, Snoop says he's also trying to get Madonna (not a UK citizen) and John Lennon (deceased) to help him out.
Tina Fey One Dolla Won't Make Me Holla
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We offered to throw one whole U.S. dollar her way, but Tina Fey refused to whip out her Golden Globes at the airport -- she's a little more high-priced than that.
Regardless, after spending 15 minutes with her at the JFK baggage claim, Tina only proved what everybody already knows -- she's the coolest chick in TV, period.
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TMZ's Close Shave With Billy Zane
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Don't ask Billy Zane where else he shaves -- unless you want to get cut.
KISS Member Brags About His Member
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When he wasn't being mistaken for Mickey Rourke, KISS rocker Paul Stanley informed us about a body part that could compete with Gene's long tongue -- he also knew he'd "get arrested" if he whipped it out.
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Cop Cam: Brolin Plays Kissy Kissy in Police Car
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Moments after Josh Brolin was pepper sprayed, handcuffed and thrown in the back of a cop car in Shreveport last year, the actor was caught on tape trying to cheer up his tasered pal Jeffrey Wright -- with a game of kissyface.
New dashcam video from inside the police cruiser shows a shockingly jovial Brolin laughing his ass off while Wright tries to explain to his "W" co-star how he was just tasered by police.
The video is bizarre -- and chocked full of candid banter, with quotes like "My wife is gonna be so happy."
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Ice-T Might Stab You With Tupperware
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In a desperate attempt to make his love affair with Tupperware seem "gangsta," Ice-T and his cheeky wife CoCo finally revealed their favorite item in their vast collection -- "the knives."
Who knew Tupperware made friiggin' knives? A true diehard Tupperware fanatic, that's who.
Warren Sapp Races Michael Phelps
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Not a joke!!! The Big Man challenged The Human Dolphin to a swim duel at the Gansevoort South in South Beach -- and shockingly, it was an incredibly close finish!
Sapp did have a half-a-pool head start, but still ...
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Barkley: All I Really Wanted Was Oral Sex
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This may be the very best police report of 2008. When Charles Barkley was busted in Arizona early NYE morning for DUI, he told cops he ran a stop sign because he was in a hurry to get some oral sex.
According to the officer who wrote the report, "He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat."
The officer continues: "He asked me to admit that she was 'hot.' He asked me, 'You want the truth?' When I told him I did he said, 'I was gonna drive around the corner and get a b**w job. He then explained that she had given him a 'b**w job' one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life."
The report says when Barkley was taken to the station, he told one of the employees, "I'll tattoo my name on your ass" if he helped "get him out of the DUI." According to the report, "He laughed and then quickly corrected himself and said, 'I'll tattoo your name on my ass' and then laughed again."
The report also says officers "found a handgun in the vehicle" which was immediately impounded. The report doesn't say if the handgun was legal or not, and the only thing that we know for sure was loaded...
Eric McCormack Makin' the Yuletide Gay
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Eric McCormack asked if we were waiting for Santa Claus to "come out" yesterday at The Grove -- but when you're talking to the guy who played the gay half of "Will & Grace," the question takes on new meaning.
