Kendall Jenner 53 DAYS

Until she turns 18.

Not that we're counting.

Alicia Keys' New Look is Dumb... and Dumber

Here's 14-time-Grammy-winner Alicia Keys' (32) bowling over a crowd during her performance on a morning show earlier this week (left) -- and Jim Carrey's character Lloyd Christmas in the 1994 classic comedy 'Dumb and Dumber' (right).

"Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?"

We're just sayin'.

Cate Blanchett WHAT A CATCH!

Here's 44-year-old "The Life Aquatic" star Cate Blanchett at her movie premiere in Paris earlier this week (left) -- and an old scrap of fishing net filled with sea debris (right).

What knot to wear.

We're just sayin'.

Reese Witherspoon Inspired by Walter White's 'Breaking Bad' Arrest

This is just beyond ... but turns out Reese Witherspoon's rant during her Atlanta arrest could have been an audition for "Breaking Bad" -- because it's a damn good imitation of a scene where Walter White gets busted.

Way back in Season 3 ... Bryan Cranston's meth-cooking chem teacher character got pulled over for a shattered windshield, and went off on the officer saying ... "This is America and I have rights," and ... "Pepper spray the man who's expressing his opinion under the 1st Amendment!!"

Sound familiar?

Watch the 'BB' scene and Reese's infamous verbal eruption where, for starters, she said, "I'm allowed to stand on American ground and ask any question I want to ask."

Coincidence? Or maybe Reese saw the episode shortly before her run-in with Johnny Law?

At least she avoided the pepper spray ... which would have been "beyond."

Miley Cyrus Goes Bananas In Big Apple

Miley Cyrus hit the streets of NYC yesterday ... on some sort of fruitless search.

BTW ... we think she looks hot ... ripe for the pickin'.

Ben Affleck vs. George Clooney WHO'D YOU RATHER?

It's a battle of the most-hated Batmans!

Here's the newly-named caped crusader Ben Affleck (41) with his best Bruce Wayne inspired tuxedo (left) -- and the previously titled worst-winged avenger George Clooney (52) in the same penguin suit (right).


The question is...


28-year-old "Speed Racer" star Emile Hirsch donned a denim jacket and perfectly quaffed hair curl at a West Hollywood party Thursday (left) -- while Jeff Conaway looked very similar in the same slick style as Kenickie in the 1978 musical "Grease" (right).


We're just sayin'.

Beyonce New Hair I Look Like Tori Spelling Now

Here's a photo of Beyonce -- sporting either a wig or extensions -- looking like she's ready for a cameo on "90210."


Paula Deen's Husband WE'RE NOT BIGOTS Now Gimme Chick-fil-A

Less than two months after Paula Deen went on TV and proclaimed that "everyone should be treated equal" ... her husband Michael Groover was seen walking out of a Chick-fil-A restaurant.

While they do have great food (really great food), is Chick-fil-A REALLY the best place for Paula's hubby to grab a meal ... in the wake of the chef's "I'm not a bigot, please take me back America" campaign?

FYI -- it wasn't too long ago Paula appeared on TV and said, "I believe that every creature on this earth — every one of God's creatures — was created equal, no matter who you choose to go to bed at night with, no matter what church you go to pray. I believe that everyone should be treated equal and that's the way I was raised, and that's the way I live my life."

Just sayin' ...

Celebrity MATH Heidi Klum's Future Has Max Headroom

If supermodel turned television host Heidi Klum was saved onto a floppy disk and given a pair of played out white wayfarer sunglasses she'd turn into the '80s stuttering electronic character Max Headroom.

Al-al-al vita zein!

We're just sayin'.

Andrew Dice Clay IS "THE KING"

Here's the 55-year-old Brooklyn based comedian Andrew Dice Clay at a L.A. movie premiere last week (left) -- and the then 41-year-old hip gyrating Elvis Presley after a concert back in 1976 (right).

Only one was ever considered a sex symbol.

We're just sayin'...

Kathy Griffin is 'Married With Children?'

Here's 52-year-old natural redhead Kathy Griffin on a talk show this week (left) -- and a stock photo of bouffant-bombshell Katey Sagal as her "Married With Children" character Peg Bundy (right).

Only one of them is actually married with children.

Just sayin'...


Here is actor turned banjo enthusiast Steve Martin at a gala in New York this week (left) -- and Bryan Cranston's meth-making character Walter White aka Heisenberg in the television thriller "Breaking Bad" (right).

Hopefully, only one of them has a surprise ending this year.

We're just sayin'.

Ryan Phillippe Looks a Little Limp

Here's Ryan Phillippe leaving a super cool restaurant in West Hollywood last week (left) -- and Grammy nominated Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst back in 2005 (right).

One of them did it all for the nookie.

We're just sayin'.

Madonna in 2016?

Here's then U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton (left) at an event in Washington D.C. last year, and Madonna (right) on stage at The Sound Of Change Live Concert in London yesterday.

Who's that girl?

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