Cameron Diaz has an amazing and evil power -- the ability to make Kate Upton's massive boobs disappear.
As Cameron and Kate walked through the Sydney airport Friday -- not only was Kate NOT wearing a low-cut top ... she also pulled her jacket in a futile attempt to conceal her chest.
HUGE difference from Thursday when Kate was solo ... with her girls on full display.
This has been going on for weeks now -- every time Kate goes out with Cameron and Leslie Mann to promote their movie ... the rack gets put away.
Seems to us the spotlight is big enough for all the girls ... including Kate's.
On behalf of humanity, we say -- Cameron must be stopped!
Guess Who This Bat Boy
4/18/2014 12:10 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Before this beat-dropping little boy became a world renowned DJ he was just another Batman lovin' lad growing up in California. Can you guess who he is?
Most Glam Mug Shot Ever
4/16/2014 7:51 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Porsha Williams is gonna have bitches clamoring for jailhouse makeovers after they see the mug shot she just took in Atlanta.
TMZ obtained the mug shot -- taken with full hair and makeup -- when the "Real Housewives of Atlanta" cast member turned herself in to the Fulton County Sheriff to be booked for simple battery ... a misdemeanor.
As TMZ first reported ... an arrest warrant was issued for Porsha stemming from the brawl she had with Kenya Moore while shooting RHOA.
Porsha was released immediately after posting her $2,000 bail. She paid cash.
Game, Set ...
4/17/2014 3:40 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Billy Hunkee in "Soul Plane"
4/17/2014 12:10 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Ryan Pinkston was only 15-years-old when he played the dweeby white kid Billy Hunkee -- opposite Tom Arnold -- in the 2004 comedy "Soul Plane." Guess what he looks like now!
Of Course I Love My Body
I'm Hot, You Idiots
4/16/2014 3:02 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
This is fantastic: Kate Upton -- one of the hottest women in the world -- has bravely taken it upon herself to dispel crazy reports she's insecure about her body ... insisting she loves every inch of her flawless physique.
The Sun newspaper ran a story over the weekend purporting to quote Kate, who allegedly said, "I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life." But Kate now insists she never said that.
She just tweeted, "Unfortunately, what was said about my body is completely made up to try and drum up controversy where there is none. Like every woman, I have moments of insecurity, but I love and am proud of my body -- every part of it -- and wouldn't change a thing."
That's right. Kate Upton wouldn't change a thing about her body. Imagine that.
Guess Who This Skater
4/16/2014 12:10 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Before this mini man marched to the beat of his own drum he was just another skater hanging out in Fontana, California. Can you guess who it is?
Little Brother Rory in
"8 SIMPLE RULES"
4/15/2014 12:05 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Martin Spanjers is best known for playing the younger brother Rory -- opposite Kaley Cuoco, Katey Sagal and John Ritter -- in the short run family comedy "8 Simple Rules... For Dating My Teenage Daughter." Guess what he looks like now!
Guess Who This Frozen
FACE TURNED INTO!
4/14/2014 12:05 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Before this coned kid cliff dove onto the silver screen she was just another little lady enjoying a sweet treat in Queens, New York. Can you guess who she is?
I Hate My Big Beautiful Breasts
4/13/2014 8:18 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Upton told The Sun in Britain she wishes for a smaller rack everyday ... because of her love for things like going braless in a spaghetti string top and wearing small bikinis.
She adds, "Every single day, I'm like, 'Oh, man, it would be so much easier,' especially if people didn't constantly bring them up." This coming from the girl who constantly flaunts her boobs in magazines like Sports Illustrated, Vogue and Vanity Fair and made a fortune off her floaters.
Kate says she wishes her jugs were more like clip-ons ... so she could take them on and off as she pleases.
Ladies, the angry mob line starts to your left.
GOOD GENES OR
4/13/2014 12:05 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Bob Saget's looks are nothing to laugh at!
Here's the then 38-year-old "Full House" patriarch at a hockey game in Los Angeles back in 1994 (left) and 20 years later, the foul mouthed 57-year-old father of three at a book event in New York City earlier this month (right).
The question is...
You're Never Too Old
For Nipple Pasties
4/11/2014 3:45 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
67-year-old Cher is still super proud of her boobs ... and proved it by sportin' a pair of nipple pasties this week at a concert in Boston.
Cher -- who also rocked a pink wig, pink lip gloss at her Dressed to Kill tour -- seemed extra perky that night ... and also broke out her old low-plunging black onsie from her "If I Could Turn Back Time" video.
As for the nipple pasties ... one question -- doesn't it hurt to take those things off??
'80s Rocker Billy Squier
4/11/2014 12:10 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
With Songs like "The Stroke" and "Lonely is the Night" singer Billy Squier rocked his way to fame as a platinum '80s music icon. Guess what he looks like now!